This is you

Sitting in front of a computer 12 hours a day, 365 days a year for the next 50 years of your life

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like everyone else

>50 years
i thought you were trying to demoralize us?

how much time in a day do you dedicate to pooping then mate?

b-b-but technology will save us all. lern 2 code. (brainworms begin writhing) why dont we have f-flying cars

and you (we) can die with the rest of them.
Your only purpose in life is to spawn your successors to do the exact same thing and then fuck off into an early grave.

wow man. thats big think

this is so wrong for my body?

cringe

I have cute and funny pictures on the other monitor and lean back to touch my wee wee every few hours