Intel announces 9900KS - new king of CPUs!

Coffee Lake does it again! One of the greatest architectures to exist, pushed even further. All cores at 5ghz. Get ready to buy.

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already preordered two.
noice

Why didn't they just call it 9900KK? They could follow up with a delidded 9900KKK with an AIO water cooler for back to school.

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How long before hyper-threading gets removed?

>ks
more like kys
am I right guise?

150W $666

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>Not KKK

One fucking job

Damn you gotta admit those intel boys know how to humiliate the competition.
Just the same day as AMD's huge flop

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>AMD's huge flop
wot

>intel panic launching another top-of-the-line SKU immediately prior to an AMD announcement
Ryzen 3000 is definitely disappointing guys, don't even think about it and just buy more Intel.

>wot
You haven't heard?

>same clocks as Zen+
>worse memory latency
>higher prices (7nm production costs)

This will be Bulldozer 2.0 screencap this

No girls, please. To have a professional discussion, we need to keep the image reply count low.

>first stage is denial
It's okay user, pls get better soon.

>citation: pirooma

9900KY 5.1ghz 8/16 (for up to 6 months) 999 bucks.

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intel sure knows how to humilate their own fanbase. Not like it's really hard anyway.

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What happened to comet lake?

>3 9900 desktop models

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this and KS already exist, both offered by siliconlottery.com

Intel does nothing but copies siliconlottery to try to act as a binning-service provider instead of working on their actual business model of being a semicon manufacturer

Does Zombieload get patched there?

so much winning.

Of course not, it's just a binned 9900K.

>release the same exact chip 3 times

damn son intel doesn't fuck around

I'll screen cap this, but for a different reason than you think

>release hundreds of "new" chips with the same exact 14nm core for the past 5 years
ftfy

>Bulldozer 2.0

that was a bit ironic to be fair, desu.

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>TDP ?
>Price ?
poor shintelists jewed by 2000w 2000$ turd again

>S was a designation for reduced-wattage versions for years
>KS is an increased-wattage version

What the fuck is Intel doing

Intel is so cute right now, releasing CPUs with hyperthreading which you're now REQUIRED to disable for security. Is this some next level corporate trolling?

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HOLY FUCKING SHIT!
That promised TWENTY EIGHT CORES turned to be just a eight core?
They promised 28C@5GHz and after a year they deliver a 8C@5GHz? And there's not even a price yet?

28 cores? What do you need 8 cores for? I just upgraded the offer to 8 threads.

THANK YOU BASED AMD INTEL POZZED HOUSEFIRES BTFO


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Nice

Amd is still throwing on more cores because they're forever stuck at 4.1ghz

Shouldn't the non igp version clock better with more tdp room to spare?

all me

coffee lake x, hedt, isn't out yet, is it?
I don't really pay much attention to intel releases, but is it safe to say that it's kinda delayed? Or am I'm trying to read too much into this, due to my own bias?

Even if this thread and replies are ironic, I feel bad for it existing. It's really cringeworthy.

sweet! another update

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Why would I want to burn my house down?

>?
It's like an RPG boss whose HP is so high that it is displayed as ??????? but in Intel's case, it is the TDP/price.

delid dis

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this

...

I'd definitely like a KKK CPU.

... But as much as i'd love that, it's just so utterly pointless getting anything from Intel when Zen 2 is so close, and PCI-E 4.0 along with it, which i'll definitely use for upcoming NVMe SSDs.

My only options are: Get 16 core Zen 2, or wait for Threadripper Zen 2 and save up for at least a 32 core version.

8 cores is such peasantry.

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That cpu would just incinerate itself.

maybe it can finally beat a midrange ryzen es

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64C or go home, corelet.

>literal marketing in Jow Forums
so these marketing agencies don't even pretend and have no shame anymore
this board is fucked. sad.

Cringe.
Go suck AMDick somewhere else, we don't take kindly to fags here.

>still can’t beat the all core base frequency of a 7700K
Yes it can max all of them, all the time. But it’s sad that this is the best they can do right now.

10 shekels have been deposited in your Bank of Israel account

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>we don't take kindly to fags here
How new are you?

> the S stands for Sun, aka its surface temperature

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>has to release a literal housefire clocked to maximum in order to battle amd midrange offerings

>9900K
>95W

It's times like these that I wish I had a time machine. The money I would pay to see the look on the faces of all of those Intel shills when they were presented with this.

i9 kk

This isn't even baited

>Every core at 5Ghz, all the time

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>this mere hours before amd's announcement
So this pretty much confirms zen2 delivers, right?

So can somebody please explain to me exactly what the point of F models is?
> same CPU clocks
> no gfx
> same price

let me guess.
intel can beat a ryzen running on single channel?
nice.

What how many Kelvin is Intel's blue logo in terms of color temperature?

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Jesus this segmentation is even getting more ridiculous.
How fucking desperate are these guys.
>8c/8t
Wtf

imagine the smell

f stands for WHAT THE FUCK WE ARE DOING

>TDP
>?
Oh boy...

Yep, the damage control is insane, Intel is pretty much dead in the CPU sector.

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Wouldn't you think that the timing of this release supports the rumors that the whole AMD thing is true? I mean, it totally lines up with Intels previous shenanigans trying to disrupt AMD releases.

Where is the i9 9900KYS?

team blue alpha sector activate

But he's right though

THEY CANT KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT!!!!! THIS IS OUR TIME TO SHINE!!

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>TDP
>225W

intel's tdp is always the base clocks.
so expect a 115 W TDP, as the base clocks jump from 3.6 to 4.0 ghz.

>with gpu
>without gpu
>same price

>THEY CANT KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT!!!!! THIS IS OUR TIME TO SHINE!!

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Oy gevalt!

Source: my ass

Where I live KF is actually more expensive.

Now with more unfixable vulnerabilities!

after the pentium 4 extreme edition to battle the athlon 64/k8 intel again is doing the same thing
with an overpriced overheated and with a tdp that will make the fx 9xxx to blush

Now with 16% less performance since the original Coffee Lake launch!

*when boosting

help a brainlet out, what does binned mean?

It's LPDDR4X @ 3700MHz vs DDR4 @ 2400MHz on Ryzen, and it still can't win.

It means that these new 9900KS CPU will come from the same line than the regular 9900K CPU, but those will be the one that won the silicon lottery.

fuck damn, imagine the cost.

AMD: Improved architecture, new process node, revolutionary chiplets

Intel: MORE GHZ

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shill in denial

AdoredTV in panic mode
Turns out everybody was lying to him.

I wish I could tell this to 2013 Jow Forums

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imagine the pile of garbage chips they sit on for every 9900k.
no one buy an i5 these days anymore

>9900K dies by melting trough the socket and motherboard, leaving only ashes and dust along it's path
9900KF to pay respect
9900KS to spit on the grave