# Penis Creator import random class Penis(object): """A random penis.""" def __init__(self): print("Argh. I'm a floppy cock") @staticmethod
def size(): print("The size of this penis is:") print(random.randint(3,15),".",random.randint(0,9))
penis1 = Penis() penis1.size()
input("Press any key to enter")
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May 26, 2019 - 15:53
Did you know using classic in python slows the program down by a factor of 10. With a program as simple as this one, I would advice against using a class.
May 26, 2019 - 15:57
imagine how much I care I will now create your penis you have big pp
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May 26, 2019 - 15:59
>cock length varies each time you measure it
May 26, 2019 - 16:20
That's usually how it goes.
May 26, 2019 - 16:21
you have smaller but still big pp
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May 26, 2019 - 17:03
Here friend.
# Benis Creator import random import os class Benis(): """A random penis.""" def __init__(self): print("Argh. I'm a floppy cock") filename = "benis_size.txt" def size(self): print("The size of thine benis is:") try: if os.path.isfile(self.filename): f = open(self.filename, "r") print(f.readline().strip("\n")) else: size = str(random.randint(3,15)) + "." + str(random.randint(0,9)) print(size) f = open(self.filename, "w+") f.write(size) except Exception as e: print("Access denied:\n:" + str(e)) exit(0) Benis().size() input("Press any key to enter")
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May 26, 2019 - 18:59
>client doesn't specify need >adds it after delivery and wants money back because deadline not respected Fuck you jim, just code it yourself, as you should have.
May 26, 2019 - 19:24
enterprise edition
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May 26, 2019 - 20:29
Why did this make me laugh, fuck you Jow Forums.
May 26, 2019 - 20:45
178.128.159.133:8080 #!/usr/bin/env python from flask import Flask from waitress import serve import random
app = Flask(__name__) @app.route("/") def main(): return """"""
@app.route("/pp") def measure(): return "Your penis is " + str(random.randint(3,15)) + "." + str(random.randint(0,9)) + "in"
if __name__ == "__main__": serve(app)
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May 26, 2019 - 20:53
Am I big boy now?
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May 26, 2019 - 20:57
Specification paper coming soon(tm)
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May 26, 2019 - 20:58
It's cute
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May 26, 2019 - 21:00
Enterprise penis creator github:github.com /PencilAmazing /Floppy
May 26, 2019 - 21:24
imagine your employer seeing this
May 26, 2019 - 21:37
Free Open Source Software
May 26, 2019 - 21:39
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May 26, 2019 - 21:43
>File kek I’m assuming you’re offering a support contract and license server as well?
May 26, 2019 - 21:50