Excuse me sir, I'm going to need you to decrypt your laptop for me

With pleasure, but keep in mind I will be reporting this incident to your supervisor.

ofc course uwu *slaps your ass and blinks twice*

this is why you don't encrypt your whole computer and just have small virtual disks with all the illegal stuff inside them.

they don't need a warrant in canada or australia. you'll go to prison for 5-10 years for not complying

>canada
>australia
lel

I just want people to be aware so they don't visit this shithole

>all the USA memes
>its canuckistan and Ausfalia

Oh NNOONONONONONOON

It is not encrypted, dumbass. Password is 'urgay'.

OI NAHNAHNAHNAH

i'm gonna need you to show me your high school diploma first

is that cool?

>boots up windows because real encrypted files and porn is on linux distro

I know my rights,man

No problem officer, the password is 'catch me faggot'
*punches officer in the balls*
*turn 360 degrees and prepare legs for running away*
>'Activate backdoor'
>shit from my anus pushes me away like a jetpack
>incredible shitstorm buries the officer
you'll never catch me cia nigger
>everyone claps
>a girl sucks my dick

"it's not encrypted"

Really, unless Toei has TSA agents looking for all the anime I torrented, I dunno what they'd really want with my machine.

Fuck you, punk. Where my lawyer at?

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Here you go, it's just my OS with repos of my open source projects. :^)

im sorry sir but the password is physical and i dont have the decryption key on me

underrated

oops i forget the passwodr

tell them destructive password
sue for data loss later

>we will have to hold onto this until we can verify its contents

This is no true to my knowledge. If you don't comply they just take your computer. If I'm wrong then source.

The TSA is not Customs. They are concerned with whatever crap the FAA says is not allowed on a plane, and they are not concerned with, nor do they have the authority to look at, the contents of your hard drive.

Go ahead, I wiped + reinstalled the night before

Ok

You're going to need a court order for that, son.

Is this actually true? I don't even do anything illegal, but having some rando look at all my business data sounds bad.

wow take your pills, dude

Ok the password is pasword. Oops I meant passwird. Nope, it's actually psssword.

Oh, wrong three times? Sorry, the HDD just wiped itself. :^) Silly me.

Legal precedent says that you still have your constitutional rights, but airport workers (and the US government) say that you don't. They will say and do whatever they want to you, and if you don't comply they'll make your life hell. At a minimum they will seize your device but they'll likely also detain you until an FBI agent comes the next day and says that you're free to go.

So basically do not take any sensitive data on any electronic devices. All it takes is some dumbfuck with a GED working in airport security to force you to unlock your device and get you fired because you violated a corporate NDA.

Oh man, you won't believe this but I've actually forgotten it. I picked a really long and clever one, you know how it is, and I haven't been able to open it for weeks. Sorry!

>pulls out constitution
Here read it faggot

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How many times do I have to say this? If you're afraid of the TSA, here's what you do.

1. Set up server
2. Backup all files to sever
3. Wipe Hard drive
4. Install Windows
5. Go to airport
6. "Show us your lappy user"
7. Show lappy
8. "Okay, you're on your way"
9. Get to destination
10. Install Gentoo
11. SCP files back

It's not hard at all

They need a warrant to force you to decrypt it, but they don't need a warrant to condition your pass through security to reach your flight on you decrypting your stuff. They have the ability and right to say "you're not allowed to move past this point unless you decrypt your laptop". You'll be denied your flight with no compensation. Warrant unneeded.

This method is especially great if you travel a couple of times a week.

>SCP files back
Wich one I should use?
I prefer RCP though

Give him the password and let him look through my Windows 10 Home installation all he wants.
Then download my real system image from Google Drive (yes, it's encrypted ofc) when I get to my destination.

Sure thing. The username is Fuck and the password is You.
There's nothing there? No kidding. I'm glad I had the pleasure of wasting your time, cunt.

The TSA does not/cannot check the contents of electronic devices, warrant or not. They could open up your device to check that you don't have a bomb strapped to the motherboard, but that's about it.

How about you niggers keeping it in a USB that is encrypted and can't be accessed that easily. Also is there an encryption program that would delete all stuff when you type in a specific deletion password?

It's a clock, though.

What if I’m travelling for work and it’s confidential data?

Get out clockboy. No one cares about you anymore.

Don't business people have some benefits like prescreening? Instead, I would argue that they shouldn't be allowed to see my medical data which I really do have on my devices.

Tracking your penis shrinkage is not medical data.

I have Terry syndrome.

STEGANOGRAPHY

When will you guys finally see that this is what's needed beside cryptography itself.

TOP KEK cant believe watching that shitheap would have a payoff till now

>STEGANOGRAPHY
Nigga over here talking bout Dinosaurs.
Man that shit aint gonna help you.

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Yup, only dinosaurs here, my friendly nigger.

How fucking hard is it to hide a partition from these illiterate monkeys? Just login to a restricted guest account beforehand and have the laptop on standby. It's not fucking hard.

Yeah good luck jailing me, a foreign citizen, for five years for not wanting to give some random fuck my password. That’s going to cause an international debacle.

based schizoposter

Whenever I travel abroad I use a blank SSD. Fresh install, FDE. Then I pull a pack of bookmarks, settings, keys, etc from my server using a VPN cert and SSH key I have access to (hosted online in a secure area, encrypted, etc).

Then before going back, delete all the sensitive stuff. Leave my bookmarks and anime pictures so it looks used though.

b-but my clock?

Has anyone actually ever been forced by the TSA to unlock your laptop or is this just a big meme. I've never once been asked to unlock anything besides the typical, "Please take any electronics out of your bag and put them in a separate bin."

The TSA will never do that, that’s outside their jurisdiction. CBP *might* do it, but only if you are acting suspicious as fuck and are taken to the back office for a 3 hour “interview” anyway.

It’s literally a big meme.

They might ask you to turn it on just to demonstrate that it is actually an electronic device. But really, the x-ray shows that it's a laptop so no-one cares.

>*Boots into the unencrypted clean windows partition*

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I've only been asked to turn it on but not decrypt.

>Sir, why is 99% of your hard drive space inaccessible?

>he doesnt know
youtube.com/watch?v=8b6yIaKm0Ak

Is this a meme? I fly LAX to Taiwan twice a year and have never been electronically searched. I've been physically searched once at a layover in Korea because I left a gum wrapper in my pocket.

See

Top zozzle
>newfags

You don't see it from Windows. Give it some reasonable size.
You see /sda/ sdb/ whatever from Linux but not from Windows.

What kind of idiot brings their real laptop and not some shit they bought for $100 with a default Windows 10 installation?

>enters australia
um... sir we noticed you've been browsing a site named "4 chan". that is illegal in our country.

I know it's crazy, but how about "don't have illegal stuff" ?

Posting here is illegal

Where? Iran?

You have no constitutional rights at those points

They can't deny you entry if you're a citizen but prepared to be there a long fucking time

>According to the government, however, these basic constitutional principles do not apply fully at our borders. For example, at border crossings (also called "ports of entry"), federal authorities do not need a warrant or even suspicion of wrongdoing to justify conducting what courts have called a "routine search," such as searching luggage or a vehicle.

>federal regulations give U.S. Customs and Border Protection (CBP) authority to operate within 100 miles of any U.S. "external boundary."

The craziest part of that is that is actually true. How sad and cuck can a country be...

here you go its on SHA256 format im sure you can handle it officer

>picture of a TSA agent
>HURR DURR CBP

what the fuck do you guys have to hide

all they're gonna see is spotify, games, and shit i want to buy bookmarked

What reason could they possibly give to make people show them their files? And what are they looking for anyways? Can files blow up a plane?

Being a Muslim with a big-ass beard who travels quite a lot and having a typical terrorist face, this happens to me from time to time. They ask if they can look "inside" my laptop/phone and I always let them because there really is nothing for me to hide. I don't delete stuff before travelling, nor do I encrypt anything. It's just the standard windows password.

I must say that "they" are always polite. They ask nicely and I get a cup of coffee (not kidding) and some "small talk" as they do their thing. Most of the time it takes about 15-20 minutes and then they're done. I have NEVER ran into some asshole employee like you see on TV or read on the internet.

Only once I was asked about Jow Forums (few years ago) and I have a contact in my phone that regularly raises some eyebrows, but that's about it.

lick those boots, faggot

>And what are they looking for anyways?
Big-ass beard guy here. Mostly plans and contacts.

The self-hatred is so over the top that one wonders if you're making this up.

>thinks the pic isn't anything more than random one from google images

>The U.S. Customs and Border Protection (CBP) officers, U.S. Border Patrol agents, U.S. Immigration and Customs Enforcement Special Agents, and U.S. Coast Guard officers (E4 grade and above) who are all customs officers (those tasked with enforcing Title 19 of the United States Code) with the U.S. Department of Homeland Security, are permitted to search travelers and their belongings at the American border without probable cause or a warrant

It's the fucking law bozos, suck it up

That whole checking files thing is shit. If I really had something to hide I assure you that they would never find it. This is never going to work, the only thing it does is bother the innocent people for no reason.

Ok, but not the the TSA, which is the only one you should care about.

"oh that's not me sir, I only browse 4channel"

>i don't care about my constitutional rights being invalid 100 miles inland from US border lines because i'm too poor to fly internationally