Why yes, of course I turn off my computer by holding down the power button. That's what it's there for

>Why yes, of course I turn off my computer by holding down the power button. That's what it's there for.

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>So I thought...

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based retards

So is there a way to wirelessly turn on/off my PC? I want to impress sluts.

yes. You just hook the power pins to a wireless interruptor either by disconnecting the power button or adding a parallel circuit.

Or he could just use something like the ES02.

I've always called this "choking" the computer

Yes, the ES02 is basically what i described:a wireless interruptor that is parallel to the power button.

Wearing out moving parts of an expensive computer, when you're power bar has an on/off switch.
ISHYGDDT

Kdeconnect

>I abruptly flick switch on the UPS for the rack mount that's hosting our client's database systems whenever I feel like it. Don't like that noise coming from the basement.

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exactly

>I just slap the bitch and she turns on and off at my will! Haven't used the power button in ages bro!

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I thought Chads didn't use PCs.

chads don't, gigachads do

Why, yes! I -do- dual-boot Windows 10 on my ThinkPad for optimal daytime job productivity, and Ubuntu for all my Linux needs. But how did you know?

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because you look like a faggot

t. seething incel

Oh, the memories

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>he doesn't turn his machine on via the spacebar

Glorious PS/2 port.

You got it dude

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If you want real answer then install some software which gives you remote access to your computer via their app/site.
If you have AMD GPU then just install AMD link on your phone and control your PC, you need to be in same network as your computer.
I do it all the time.

>install some software which gives you remote access to your computer via their app/site.
idk user something hardware based like the ES02 seems more based
don't want some cunt to jack my PC

Build a robot connected to your light switch you can control over WiFi

You tell the slut to do it

>he doesn't keep his tower about 5 feet away from him, thus requiring him to turn it on/off with a PVC pipe he has nearby

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