this guy is coming to your home, and asking nicely for your email/phone number to update his webserver db..
he said that his company have a backend system malfunction, and some of the users data that are meant to be used by him had been corrupt.
how do you answer him Jow Forums?
This guy is coming to your home, and asking nicely for your email/phone number to update his webserver db
"Fuck off creep, i called the police"
Kill it with fire cuz that's a fucking lizard.
kys
i would poke him in the eyes like Moe does to Curly or Larry
Chills in the testes
I show him my pig farm.
>how do you answer him Jow Forums?
blow his head off with a shotgun, like any reasonable person would.
Sorry but I don't believe in a non anonymous online presence.
You cannot kill the zuck that easy, your data will be his one way or another.
>Chills in the testes
Chills in the testes
These.
Turing test him, then say goodbye and send him on his way.
Invite him inside, roll a few d20s then cart out the sodium pentothal.
great answer
I escort him back to the oven his ancestors escaped from.
you kill the thread i dont like you back to Jow Forums
>sorry user but that answer isnt consistent with baseline responses
>you kill the thread i dont like you back to Jow Forums
the police will ask for your details and give it to him Because he promised them 1,000 fake likes
> zuck is a t1000
well, the terminator was able to destroy him so.. there's hope for us. we can bring down skynet!
>how do you answer him Jow Forums
First I'll put my pants on. Then
I'd offer him my finest cuts of Velveeta, and proceed to tell him that I don't use his service, because
>no friends
>no gf
>no job
>all because I smell like Velveeta
>proxy.duckduckgo.com.jpg
Man these spam bot threads are really getting surreal.
>intelligence of an anime poster
rim my filthy asshole cockzucker
Kek, this image is prime shitposting material.
do you ever think that killing yourself might be the answer?
>do you ever think that killing yourself might be the answer?
good man
Nice thighs..
How much onions sauce should i need to consume to get to this perfect shape?
Your childhood involved pedophilia?
is this the lizard mode?
facebook > skynet
is the ultimate AI botnet sys a simple primitive steroid base cyborg dont have a chance
he literally can't enter my country without being arrested lol
north korea?
Hey whats 1/0?
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