This guy is coming to your home, and asking nicely for your email/phone number to update his webserver db

this guy is coming to your home, and asking nicely for your email/phone number to update his webserver db..
he said that his company have a backend system malfunction, and some of the users data that are meant to be used by him had been corrupt.
how do you answer him Jow Forums?

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"Fuck off creep, i called the police"

Kill it with fire cuz that's a fucking lizard.

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kys

i would poke him in the eyes like Moe does to Curly or Larry

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Chills in the testes

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I show him my pig farm.

>how do you answer him Jow Forums?
blow his head off with a shotgun, like any reasonable person would.

Sorry but I don't believe in a non anonymous online presence.

You cannot kill the zuck that easy, your data will be his one way or another.

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>Chills in the testes
Chills in the testes

These.

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Turing test him, then say goodbye and send him on his way.

Invite him inside, roll a few d20s then cart out the sodium pentothal.

great answer

I escort him back to the oven his ancestors escaped from.

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you kill the thread i dont like you back to Jow Forums

>sorry user but that answer isnt consistent with baseline responses

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>you kill the thread i dont like you back to Jow Forums

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the police will ask for your details and give it to him Because he promised them 1,000 fake likes

> zuck is a t1000
well, the terminator was able to destroy him so.. there's hope for us. we can bring down skynet!

>how do you answer him Jow Forums
First I'll put my pants on. Then
I'd offer him my finest cuts of Velveeta, and proceed to tell him that I don't use his service, because
>no friends
>no gf
>no job
>all because I smell like Velveeta

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Man these spam bot threads are really getting surreal.

>intelligence of an anime poster

rim my filthy asshole cockzucker

Kek, this image is prime shitposting material.

do you ever think that killing yourself might be the answer?

>do you ever think that killing yourself might be the answer?

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good man

Nice thighs..
How much onions sauce should i need to consume to get to this perfect shape?

Your childhood involved pedophilia?

is this the lizard mode?

facebook > skynet
is the ultimate AI botnet sys a simple primitive steroid base cyborg dont have a chance

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he literally can't enter my country without being arrested lol

north korea?

Hey whats 1/0?

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