Proceeds to ignore your perfect and completely human answer

>proceeds to ignore your perfect and completely human answer

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>"Click verify once there are none left"
>images take like 10 seconds to fade in/out
>"Please try again" even if you are patient and accurate

>"Please click on all traffic lights"
>click on all traffic lights in all images that show up
>"Invalid, please try again" and brings up the shittier fade-in/out verification
>websites actually use this

- Use Google Chrome
- Sign in to Google account
- enable fingerprinting
Works first time, every time

- Use Firefox
- Don't sign in to Google account
- block fingerprinting
Successfully solve 10 captchas but still can't verify that you are not a robot

Google has won lads and American regulators don't give a fuck

>fucking Jow Forums of all places can't into noscript captcha
Fucking nuke the site already, it's just embarrassing at this point.

teach me sensei

yeah not like theres a magnitude of scripts and addons that complete captchas for you

>Please try again.

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Kill yourself, Pajeetle.

*blocks your path*

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heh, jokes on you, I use Chrome and therefore I have free pass.

>ask for a new captcha
>it verifies instead

Based

>Voluntarily disables "avoid fingerprinting" and other security flags to use the noscript captcha
Hi rebdit

>Select pictures with a car
>Select 3 pictures with car
>See fourth picture with car... And a bus...
>Start to think if it wants me to select this picture
>Is this "select 3" or "select 4" images captcha?
>Risk it, select one with a car and a bus
>It was "select 3" images captcha...

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switch to the audio captcha. it's a lot easier to troll with fake answers that sound similar to the prompt.

Brave users are shadowbanned on Jow Forums vis captcha.

Who's the cutie in the top right?

they are just using us to catalog images
fucking botnet

If you've solved any decent number of them, it shouldn't be a fucking problem any more.
All "select with X" captchas that aren't just one divided-up picture (that has separate pictures you have to identify an item in) is Choose 3, and generally there are either 3 or 4 images, just choose any 3. The one picture divided up, you do have to choose any square that contains that item, though any square that only has a sliver of that thing in it can be ignored.

>mfw

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3 not always is enough.
>select bicycles
>picture is low quality
>can't tell if it's bicycle or a people far away

>select cars
>see cars with crosswalk in same image
>select it
>wrong, it was crosswalk
these just some funny (at least for me) examples.
Now, instead of selecting what it asks, I select what would a computer trained with this captcha, select.
>some random white lines on road?
That's a crosswalk
>is it a boat or a car?
If asks for boats, it's boat

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Eventually you learn to adapt to its shittyness.
>That's not a store front, but I KNOW you want it.

i agree. it is amazing how a lot of faggots on this board will moan about javascript captchas but have never heard of Jow Forums-x or other alternatives.
> he doesn't used non-javascript captchas
re-evaluate your life.
Jow Forums-x and tampermonkey or whatever script monkey it supports. go to options: force disable javascript captchas. welcome to no more cancer that takes half hour to solve. you're welcome, faggot.

Jow Forums is fine, but you often run into the occasional site that doesn't support non-JS recaptchas, at which point you're in for 5 literal minutes of your life lost.

>literally set my gender in Google to "Robot"
>click "I'm not a robot"
>box gets checked immediately
>proceed to shitpost

Now top left was a girl in SOME timelines.

That's because Google knows you well.

kek these guys aren't CS PhDs like us user, don't expect too much from them

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The "gender" setting is never used in algorithms so of course it won't matter if you put robot in it.
I mean, some clinical retards keep getting it wrong and put "female" while their actual gender is "male", so it cannot be trusted.

See Always knew modern CS degrees were useless. Thanks for further enforcing that sentiment.

there's absolutely no reason to make the fade in/out take so long expect to annoy people to the point where they disable all privacy measures.

i just tried 4chanx and it works, thanks. How can I achieve non javascript captcha on other sites as well senpai

It has to allow it like Jow Forums does, which is not often the case. Hence my previous post.

>recaptcha
>subscriptions
>caters to intelligence surveillance
>sells servers too has been jap faggot
>sues american user msgboard owners
wew, futaba chan has never been better

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Are y'all retarded? I only get the pick-the-image captchas like once a day, the rest all I do is click it and it becomes green. What the fuck are you doing?

I wish I could, it's been broken for months for me.

Why did they stop making text captcha
Fucking jewgle

>proceeds to trick you into doing free labor for a multi-billion dollar corporation

>magnitude
there's one, and I got cockblocked by the captcha AI detection so I have zero options.

Shota vampire from Highschool DxD

>select all images with palm trees
>next
>select all images with store front
>next
>select all images with cars
>next
>select all images with crosswalks
>next
>select all images with motorcycles
>next
>select all images with traffic lights
>verify
>TRY AGAIN

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>mfw I miss it badly

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Still better than the fucking cursed "funcaptcha"
>rotate this animal
>do it again 9 more times
>oh that last one was off by 5° wasn't it? do it again, but 15 times now! isn't it fun!?!?!?!?!?!?
I'd have literally punched anyone that used it back when it was popular.

None of them are girls though.

Just login your google account.

NOOOO LEAVE US ALONE CHADPASS

>verify
>Post
>this thread has been pruned or deleted

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good goy