>hand me that flash USB hard drive
Hand me that flash USB hard drive
It's a Zip Disquette, you fucking plebian.
>*hands external SSD with USB cable
>here you go
>hand me that thumbstick
>you'll need to bring in your presentation on a zipdrive
God I wish I could stick that popstick up her brapper, pull it out, and suck her feminine brapper lube off of it
You got a warrant?
Be a good boy and hand me that pen drive!
Getting this out of the way
I don’t think you know how sex works...
>brapper lube
Girl assholes naturally produce a brown lubricant to make the sex easier.
>it's just shit
Uh, no sweetie, it isn't. Girls don't poop
The lining of the intestines actually does secrete a mucus even when there's no poop. It's just not sufficient for lubrication
t.dragon dildo collector
>h doesn't know the colon produces mucus
thats why they make neo vaginas from it, It still lubricates anal flora
pendrive people don't exist
i gotchu bro
it's like this post was written by something inhuman pretending to be a human on the internet and failing miserably.
like an alien or an AI or something
Why did I have to read this after I ate
>hand me the usb flash stick
>the sex
GOD BLESS AMERICA
>gives a cd
>don't bother with returning I have 100 more
Frequently hear them refered to as a memory pen
>Ascended Above All, One With The Creators Tier
Little storage thingie
>bus powered non mechanical storage