Hand me that flash USB hard drive

>hand me that flash USB hard drive

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It's a Zip Disquette, you fucking plebian.

>*hands external SSD with USB cable
>here you go

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>hand me that thumbstick

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>you'll need to bring in your presentation on a zipdrive

God I wish I could stick that popstick up her brapper, pull it out, and suck her feminine brapper lube off of it

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You got a warrant?

Be a good boy and hand me that pen drive!

Getting this out of the way

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I don’t think you know how sex works...

>brapper lube

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Girl assholes naturally produce a brown lubricant to make the sex easier.
>it's just shit
Uh, no sweetie, it isn't. Girls don't poop

The lining of the intestines actually does secrete a mucus even when there's no poop. It's just not sufficient for lubrication
t.dragon dildo collector

>h doesn't know the colon produces mucus

thats why they make neo vaginas from it, It still lubricates anal flora

pendrive people don't exist

i gotchu bro

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it's like this post was written by something inhuman pretending to be a human on the internet and failing miserably.
like an alien or an AI or something

Why did I have to read this after I ate

>hand me the usb flash stick

>the sex

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GOD BLESS AMERICA

>gives a cd
>don't bother with returning I have 100 more

Frequently hear them refered to as a memory pen

>Ascended Above All, One With The Creators Tier
Little storage thingie

>bus powered non mechanical storage