You're on an island and you have to stay there for 2 years

You're on an island and you have to stay there for 2 years.
>You get an unlimited budget and you can buy any parts you want to build a PC + reserve parts.
>You have power, but you do not have access to internet.
>You have an unlimited budget for any software before you go on the island.
>Food, water, sanitation is all provided for you for at least 10 years.
You get a 16GB usb flash drive and you are allowed 4 OS's / distro's of your choice.

Which OS / distro's is /g going to flash the usb with?

Name them like this:
1. ...
2. ...
3. ...
4. ...

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Why would I need food, water, and sanitation for ten years if I'm just going to be there for 2? Can I trade 8 of them for internet?

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You're a big guy.

wtf are you talking about
i'm gonna sit my ass on the beach and drink rum
i'm gonna go swim with bitches and fuck some dolphins, yo

>You get an unlimited budget and you can buy any parts you want to build a PC + reserve parts.
>You have an unlimited budget for any software before you go on the island.
these alone are more interesting than the flash drive part
WTF are you smoking
I can put ISOs for every OS imaginable on the PC and use them if I ever need them.
No USB required.

I don't think you've thought this thread out well enough.

if am op, hou too unretart?

OS ISO's don't count. The key word is software. That includes anything from games to utility tools.

>You can have ANY software
>except this software

Windows 10 and it will grant me internet acess, because it will somehow force update download every other week, i will exploit this connection and shitpost on Jow Forums g for 2 years.

But yeah, I would take just windows xp and windows 10, for muh single player games(fallout 2, baldurs gate, gruntz...)

That's not how it works user. You need to go through your options again and come up with a good one. Sorry better luck next time.

1. Arch
2. Windows 10
simple as

But user, windows 10 doesn't fit on a 16gb usb drive.

Debian and their whole repo.

All packages in the repo have to have a maintainer or it isn't included so the majority of programs should work as expected.
Other repos probably has abandoned programs left in the repos to boost their package numbers but no one has used that package in over 6 years so there's no testing/bug reports if its working on a newer user space.

>>unlimited budget
I build a mile high armored tower in the shape of a tux penguin filled with people to entertain me. I hire all the anime artists to make anime nonstop. Maybe I even buy out all of microsoft, facebook, and google's developers and force them to work on GNU/Linux and other free software in the gnulag. I will bring about the year of the linux desktop!

Bang zoom dead in one typhoon

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I thought it was the install media.

keked and checked

you don't you live your life. the internet is a trap. john McAfee was coding before you were born and now he's made his money he spends his days with guns,friends and drugs.

Do you think john mcaffee watches anime or pornhub?

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Can I just have a waterproof sexbot waifu instead that will be loyal to me?

Is he poor now or does he just like spending money on ugly women?

There's an idea, I'd just invite McAfee to the island.
We'd spend all day drinking, snorting coke and fucking whales.

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>Why would I need food, water, and sanitation for ten years if I'm just going to be there for 2?
this offer is taking an average american into consideration
i'd also add two fuel tankers as a precaution in case he would also like to watch TV

So you can indulge in gluttony with no problems.

see

I'd take that "studio" ubuntu and win7

Win10
WinXP or 7 for backwards compatibility
FreeBsd
Ubuntu

Software+hardware
Blender, Adobe, python, 3ds max, video games, 3d printer, Arduino, vscode, unity
Loads of books

Intel and AMD computer, one of each and a mobile tablet that'd have stylus support

yare yare

I guess you could have backups in multiple places so you don’t starve if a fire or storm ruins everything.

I get you are tying to limit operating systems, but what if i setup docker?

can't be helped

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>no internet
whats the point
give me 4 different linux distros so I kill myself without suffering for too long

i'd be worried about a tsunami wiping me out in the night.

1. Arch
2. Windows10 (only for vidya)

PC - the strongest gaming pc i could get(amd only)
And atleast a 27" 4k ips monitor
16GB usb - 6GB for autistic strategy vidya i can play for days
10GB for ebooks, mostly island survival and primitive technology, also some educational books so i can finish uni when i get back

Also a diving mask and a knife would be really nice

I'd take arch and win10
I'd probably get a threadripper Radeon 7 build so I can flex on the crustaceans
I'd build a server from the "reserve parts" to hold the entire arch repo and the entire AUR as I have unlimited find thus unlimited harddrives
I'd then fuck around with Vidya and fap to eroge for 2 years after which I'd kill myself

>the strongest gaming pc i could get
>(amd only)
user...

Throw computer into the ocean and explore the island.

I wouldnt want to deal with nvidias proprietary driver bs without an internet connection and i also dont want my whole island to burn down

OSs are not software.