Will she go to jail?

Will she go to jail?

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For being an ugly tranny?
Most likely

fuck off with the racism

Cool it with the transphobia, pal.

She's too rich and too well connected, she'll never see a day.

kys niggerfaggots

Are you american i bet you are

who is her / what is that pill

My wife and the redpill, respectively.

Elizabeth Holmes. Committed large scale fraud, by advertising a product that could supposedly do dozens or hundreds of blood analysis with a single drop of blood, which would basically revolutionize the entire industry if possible. Her company racked up billions of investment and massive valuation over night. None of it was real, her "invention" could barely do 5 simple blood analysis with a normal amount of blood, and none of the results were considered trustworthy. The valuation of the company disappeared just as fast as it came.
She's not holding a pill, it's supposed to be a tiny blood container.
She's also a really fucking weird person. When talking in public, she purposely tries to make her voice pitch lower, to resemble more "manly", for whatever reason. Comes off really weird, and is the reason people call her a tranny. Also suffers from the same "doesn't look like a human" syndrome that Zuckerberg does. Seriously, go on Youtube and look for an interview with her, it's really fucking weird.

That's the basic rundown, I guess.

I hope so!

There are not enough women and trans in jail, and this is a serious problematic problem (and thats a thing!). We need to represent the population. Put more women and trannys in jail. Equality now!

she's so in with the global elite (why the fuck would Henry Kissinger and James Mattis be on Theranos' board) that she has to be a reptile child. she won't serve any time and Theranos will be completely memoryholed in a few years

Theranos Board
>Theranos Board: former Secretary of State George P. Shultz, William Perry (former U.S. Secretary of Defense), Henry Kissinger (former U.S. Secretary of State), Sam Nunn (former U.S. Senator), Bill Frist (former U.S. Senator and heart-transplant surgeon), Gary Roughead (Admiral, USN, retired), James Mattis (General, USMC), Richard Kovacevich (former Wells Fargo Chairman and CEO) and Riley Bechtel (chairman of the board and former CEO at Bechtel Group)

Yeah... she's not going to jail.

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The fuck, that's MY WIFE!?!!! You sunava-

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I know this aint gonna be popular here but it's the truth: Holmes would have still been considered a genius if she'd been a white man. Just sayin.

She lied about the product that made her relevant. She absolutely wouldn't be considered any kind of genius if she were a men, she'd be considered the exact same thing: a fraud.
Not to mention that the media loved Holmes when she showed up, talking her up as an inspiration for all the little girls in the world to follow their dreams in STEM fields - how did that one turn out? Great example she set out for the little girls, huh?

Why even bother replying to reddit larpers

yes, that scamming whore is going to jail. no question about it.

>Holmes would have still been considered a genius if she'd been a white man
imagine being this fucking retarded?! HAH. fuck off, feminist cancer. don't forget to neck yourself.

She should

The thing is, she chose the wrong industry to scam. She could have just made a shitty tech start up like a juice machine or something instead of trying to revolutionise blood testing. Which people have tried to optimise to no avail.

That sexy voice! Just purrs like a kitten "Meow"
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>Bill Frist (former U.S. Senator and heart-transplant surgeon

Surely this guy of all the people on the board should have seen it as the bullshit it was. The guy was a heart surgeon and should have been more intimate with what is possible with medical science.

>Also suffers from the same "doesn't look like a human" syndrome that Zuckerberg does.

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MUSH WAGIES, MUSH!

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"Everybody dance, NOW."

lol fucking nigger faggots. go back to your Reddit safespaces.

Very interesting... One more question: is she related to Sherlock Holmes?

Where would a tranny go? To women's jail or regular jail?

Please tell they were dancing to Caramelldansen.

god damn it silicon valley office culture is cancer

Mc hammer can't touch this

>Henry Kissinger
How many phylacteries does he have at this point?

>When talking in public, she purposely tries to make her voice pitch lower, to resemble more "manly

I read the book about Theranos, she was obsessed with steve jobs and tried to emulate him in every way, from the deeper voice to her autistically wearing black turtlenecks at every chance she had.

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epic

from this article:

businessinsider.com/elizabeth-holmes-theranos-steve-jobs-obsession-2018-5

>Holmes adopted his signature style of a black turtleneck at the urging of a former Apple employee
>Holmes frequently referred to Theranos' blood-testing systems as "the iPod of healthcare" and nicknamed one of the systems the 4s, an obvious reference to the iPhone
>When Theranos was ready to start designing its website, Holmes chose advertising agency Chiat\Day, because it was the same company Apple had used for some of its iconic ads
>As Holmes' star began to rise, she hired a security detail to drive her around in a black Audi sedan with no license plates. Steve Jobs used to lease a new Mercedes every six months to avoid having plates as well
>Holmes started borrowing the management techniques described in Walter Isaacson's Jobs biography. Theranos employees said they "could pinpoint which chapter she was on based on which period of Jobs's career she was impersonating."

When steve jobs died:

>"Elizabeth and Sunny [Balwani, Holmes' boyfriend and No. 2 at Theranos] wanted to pay Jobs a tribute by flying an Apple flag at half-mast on the grounds of the Hillview Avenue building. The next morning, Jeff Blickman, a tall redhead who'd played varsity baseball at Duke, volunteered for the mission. He couldn't locate any suitable Apple flag for sale, so Blickman had one custom made out of vinyl. It featured the famous Apple logo in white against a black background. The store he went to took a while to make it. Blickman didn't return until late in the day. In the meantime, work at the company came to a standstill as Elizabeth and Sunny moped around the office, consumed by the hunt for the Apple flag."

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>Elizabeth and Sunny moped around the office, consumed by the hunt for the Apple flag
Sounds like a lesbian porn

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I have bad news. Sunny is a fat pajeet in his mid 50s

who was fucking holmes on the side

never

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wow, hold it now with the bigotphobia.

>Her father, Christian Rasmus Holmes IV, was a vice president at Enron,
I was expecting Jewish blood, but this is just as toxic.

She might. Even tho she's too rich for regular jail, she commited the only sin of the rich - stealing from other rich people.

Let's hope she gets raped in prison

What is with these dead eyes?

psychopath smile

Look up her dad. Of course she won’t go to jail. The whole scam was his idea.

Whys her hair always so fried?

has she ever blinked on camera?

That would make her seem too human.

whichever gender they identify as. more important question is, where would all non-binary / gender fluid organisms would go

I don't irrationally fear trannies. I just think they're sick fucks.

on my way to jail, WOOP WOOP

go dilate tranny

Would it be considered unethical to make special jail for them and put all of them there?

Just shows how stupid investors, hedge funds, and day traders etc are that this company was worth $9b. They're all glorified guessers who are no better at it than you or I.

this thread immediately reminded me of this

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He's a doctor, not a chemist. Not to dis on them, but most are just mokeys trained to hammer a specific nail with a hammer provided to them.

funny thing is, if such jail existed, any convict would have right to be imprisoned there just by declaring to be non-binary

Wow I didn't know Jow Forums was a blue board. Like seriously, pal. It's 2019. There's literally no valid reason to be transphobic.

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they're revolting

Then, we need "gender ID card" which clearly states ones' gender.
Hm... Do they change their genders over time? Like, from non binary goes to gender fluid or whatever

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Neck yourself you mentally ill niggertranny.

>Will she go to jail?
She's not jewish, so there is a good chance she will

purrs more like cell mate Mikey

>There's literally no valid reason to be transphobic.
There are tons of valid reasons to be transphobic.
It's one of the few forms of bigotry that can be called completely rational.

>She's not jewish,
She won't go to jail
Jews will gladly Jew other Jews if you get in the way of or draw attention to their shekeling.

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Martin Shkreli is not jewish, he is Albanian.

yep that's how they got Martin Shkreli

Shut it fag

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rent free

of course they don't pay rent

What did she even do? Selling snakeoil isn't a jail-able offence.

Also this.

Who cares whether it's bullshit if it makes others invest?

>Holmes was romantically involved with Ramesh “Sunny” Balwani, a Pakistani-born Silicon Valley technology entrepreneur.[15] She met him in 2002 at age 18, while still in school; he was 19 years older than her and married to another woman at the time.[79] Sunny divorced his wife in 2002,[80] became romantically involved with Holmes in 2003, about the same time Holmes dropped out of college,[79] and the couple moved into an apartment around 2005. Although Balwani did not officially join the company until 2009, as Chief Operating Officer, he was advising Holmes behind the scenes before then.[79] Holmes and Balwani ran the company jointly in a corporate culture of "secrecy and fear".[79] He left Theranos in 2016 in the wake of investigations. The circumstances of his departure are unclear; Holmes states that she fired him, but Balwani states he left of his own accord.[79]

>Holmes is engaged to William "Billy" Evans, a 27-year-old heir to the Evans Hotel Group. The couple lives in a luxury apartment in San Francisco.[81]

Oh Billy, what the fuck are you doing? Get out of there before it's too late.

She dropped out of college yet was CEO of this sham company?

Like 30% of billionaires are college drop outs, and the number is even more extreme if you count only the self-made ones without daddy booster.

Dropping out is your best call if you want to be rich.

correllation isn't causation
they drop out because there's no point in going to college when you're successful
dropping out doesn't make you successful

To be fair her lack of a jawline was also a very valid reason to dress like that

Hello Americano compadre how's life in Los Angelos with Muhammad bin Salman, Benjamin Netanyahu and George Bush sucking each other off in the public while the citizen beg to be ass fucked

>they drop out because there's no point in going to college when you're successful
And would've probably dropped other either way since they focused too much on their pet projects and ignored their education.

Obviously dropping out won't make you a billionaire but finishing it with a great degree won't take you a step further to that either, hence it doesn't make sense to point it out about her. It'd be more surprising if she created a billion dollar company after finishing her education.

ebert approves

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>father was VP at Enron

kek
bad blood indeed

>how much make do we need to apply?
>geisha level and it must be natural tones
>grab that shovel over there!

Ummm.....reptile or tranny?

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>correllation isn't causation
he didn't say it was causation, you fucking imbecile.

>Dropping out is your best call if you want to be rich.

>what's bantz

Have you tried not being gay?

I don't know, is it you being wrong?

no, but she is related to H.H.Holmes

Correllation isn't causation but the simple fact is that if you float your own idea by yourself, you'll be richer than if you float it for Google, Apple or whoever. There's a reason Zuckerberg stole his idea from his cohorts instead of maintaining on the path and just moving into a comfy Google office and it's the same reason Bezos, Gates and Gaben all did theirs. Once you have a contract and overhead, any work you produce makes profits for that company so if you so much as mention a good idea, you get a "promotion" and become a veteran employee while making 1/1000th of what you should make for your idea.

back to discord, tranny

Yeah but being rich means you need to have a valuable idea in the first place, that's the hard part, that's what's so rare, dropping out of college won't make it happen

Why are their mouths always open? I refuse to believe people do this unironically.

A-are you legitimately autistic?

based

no, are you?

Was that a yes?

Are you stuttering?

cool it with the anti-islamic remarcs صديق

so?
sounds like she got them good. Play more Diablo 2 and learn how to not get scammed. fucking idiots

you forgot to add that the media shilled the fuck out of her because she is a woman. the media bought it all hook line and sinker because it was ideologically committed to a company led by a woman, not because they actually thought the company had merit

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