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>not /racist chinks edition/

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>I can't believe you let the old thread die
Same

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what did they mean by this?

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>mfw I'm at page 13 of order list.

I need help

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What's some chinkshit that's cheap and can fill the void in my soul?

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Tiny camera
aliexpress.com/item/32887602632.html

Would this be a good thing to get to protect yourself from fake rape accusations?

>Buy 30 usd antenna from amazon
>Fucking shit and I ended up returning it
>Cannot write review due to amazon high standards of requiring people spend with visas instead of gift cards
>Go to flea market
>Find chink seller with antenna
>Only 2 dollars
> Test it at home and it is the same fucking performance as the amazon one
Flea markets are the best friens

yes it is good camera I used it myself and it is better than what I thought it was going to be.

I keep getting this and i'm getting really fucking mad about it.

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Can't trust that shit, it will probably manage to show you raping underage girls even if you're the one getting raped.

very sorry dear friend, please understand
4chanX colored the comments in red so I thought it was beyond bump limit.

RECEIVED MY PHONE AND NOW I'M BACK IN THE 21ST CENTURY AGAIN
TL;DR satisfied with the purchase, pretty good for a chink.

Sony Xperia XA2 REFURBISHED
Imei confirmed sony device.
No scratches on the phone, no broken glass, functions perfectly fine OS wise.
packaged decently but the box still got dented a bit.
Accessories included: charger - doesn't appear original, cheap sony earphones, usbc - usb cable, warranty card which told me it doesn't cover
>using the device immorally
delivery time - bought 7/5 arrived 30/5 which is on the short end of the 24-40 days they said.
battery status - unknown yet, I'll do a full depletion and update.

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Price i bought at: 130$
no photos because the other device I have is a toaster.
First Sony device, the OS is pretty nice. Camera should be good but on low light in house conditions I got shit results.

Tell me how to fix this or i'm gonna make Tiananmen Square Massacre look like a fucking joke.

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It does this to me too sometimes
Forced logins so those bastards can historylog my depraved search terms

anyone know a good digital thermometer?
id like to know just how hot it gets in my room

Bill Clinton and Monica Lewinsky shirt. Quite good quality for a chink shit. Comfortable and well-fitting.

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>I thought it was beyond bump limit.
It was, wasn't it? 363 posts in the old thread.

>tracking shows that my package have arrived to my country, but they don't give tracking code that works with local post, in other words I have to wait few business days more to get "your chinkshit arrived to your post offce"-letter
Fucking SUNYOU.

>Camera should be good but on low light in house conditions I got shit results.
sounds right for sonygger. maybe try the google camera app

Use your phone, retard. Or computer but computer is harder math

Shadilay fellow migapede, trolling the libtards epic style I see!

RENT FREE

Why is usb soundboard more preferred than phantom power?

Just enter the items title in the aliexpress search bar. all are under $5 shipped and not too bad in their price class.

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IP camera recommendations?
Requirements:
Nightvision.
Wifi.
720p or 1080p.
EU power plug.
Indoor use, filming my driveway through a window in a dark room.

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There is this really cheap AF and simple one but it's hella good. Just let me find it in my orders.

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Fakes

>Indoor use
Xiaomemes?
aliexpress.com/item/32904397451.html

This one: aliexpress.com/item/32804979459.html

>ordered package on 26th
>may 30th: arrived at destination country
that was fast

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Of course they are, only a retard would think that they are real ones for less than $4. But they are still very good for in-ears in that price class.

I HATE INDIAN REVIEWS!

I am using this one for over 2 years now for the same purpose as you. Really good for $16

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It has nothing to do with Trump. I'm not even American.

My son.

Trying to summon fragrances/perfumes user. If you're here, I've got some questions for you.

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Dear fellows, do you happen to have recomendations when it comes to chink leather watch straps?

Is it common for Amazon to send things from China?

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some springs I bought from Amazon were basically chinkshit.

It's common for things that are sold by 3rd party sellers to just be dropshipped from China but this was Fulfilled by Amazon

Why would you buy shit that you put on your body from China, and really cheap shit too, what the fug.

Did you even read the quoted post?

how can you tell if it's from china? CN22 isn't just for china

Buying replica's is unethical.

You're seriously saying this in this thread?

It's not? At least it isn't from an EU country right, since there would be no need for a customs declaration?

What do you think they will do with my Lepin?

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That's mystery, after all even Lidl sells lego compatible blocks.

Are those MPow Bluetooth earbuds on Amazon a good deal or are they a meme ?

>arrived at destination country may 21
>No new updates since then
Don't count on it arriving until it arrives

laugh at you for buying children toys

today's get

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my first mechanical keyboard as suggested from here and a leather bracelet that doubles as a charging cord. now to wait for the keycaps

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I like wearing chink tshirts, they're a bit too tight which makes me feel muscly.

It's a display piece

link to foot pusy in bottom of foot
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foot pusy on top of foot
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huh i don't remember them being this much $$

I know. it's gonna be in customs more time than what it takes to get here.

just kidding user. customs thinks they are for children not for adults to display.

customs just looking for drugs mostly.

Wow, how much?

68 leaf bucks for full led and red switches
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7 leaf bucks
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I've had my 1TB $100 SSD for a couple of months now, and it still chugs along perfectly fine. Granted, it's mostly just storage for backups and games, so it's not seeing much heavy use, but it works.

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WD green SSD's going for the same price, and Samsung's basic model is around 120$. So i can't see a reason to go on the chink lottery on that.

Maybe he gets a kid one day.
Pitch me a childless life if you will. Is it better?

>no chink shit in the mail today

FUCK YANWEN!

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"for pedophile" onahole
cant make it up.
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Sold.

Not everyone lives in the US, user. The 1TB SSD is now $87 on Aliexpress, and other 1 TB SSDs on Amazon are the equivalent to $115 plus shipping.1 TB EVO is about $150 plus shipping.

Neither do i.

Ordered a QVO off fleabay for 120$ shipped.

Corn, Banana, Cucumber dildo

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massive black corn dildo

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Buy a dog.

femanon in a few threads back was looking for a solo fuck machine, not a fuck machine gun that someone else has to wield. i finally found the solo machines.

pink $82 6 attachments
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$94 8 attachments
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$74 some attachments.
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good luck out there femanons and dont get fucked to death lol

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Good point. At that point, I should probably have done that. But now the difference is 30-35%, which is not insignificant.
Although I do agree that if you've got a little more money to blow, you might as well go the eBay/QVO route

>object hasn't arrived after 60 days
>open dispute
>check shipping
>it was yawen

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That power control looks very safe when you are wet.

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...

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>buy some shit yesterday
>just took the free shipping without checking
FUCK

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i'm looking for some wiimote straps to use with the oculus quest, any advice on not buying ones that won't break and fling my controller

The ride never ends

What's the chink way to stay cool during the summer?

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a fan with a bucket of ice water in front of it

Yeah, the 860 EVO is 150$~ish but the performance gain isn't that massive for something that's basically relegated as a steam library. (Already have a 970evo/NVME as a boot drive)

Which chink fan went send it's blade off flying through the room and decapitate me? I'd also like no housefires, and not being electrocuted.

>object hasn't arrived in over 2 months
>don't care because it was cheap as fuck
>tfw it comes later anyway
i had the chance to chink the chink. i missed out on a free $2 item.

are those clone switch pro controllers any good?

the analog sticks are probably unreasonably bad

do you plan to be underwater ? lol

but yeah no ground. stay safe.

ahaha since these threads i check everytime.

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$2/$15 coupon off site-wide. it says fashion week but can be used on all items.

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all coupons have been claimed :(

i-i'm sorry user

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>What's the chink way to stay cool during the summer?
Gongtian F95B

i bought a huge ass standing fan for about the same price locally. don't get chinked.

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That ain't xiaomi fan.

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>$200 fan
who the fuck buys this? it's almost as bad as Apple

I just lost the 70 cent thing i bought on Aliexpress the day after it arrived. Didn't bother looking for it and just ordered a new one.

Not bad.

Nice.