The island. What do you do, Jow Forums? WHAT.DO.YOU.DO?

You're on an island and you have to stay there for 5 years, tt's always 80°F/27°C (water temp is 75°F/24°C).

>You have a nice little house to use but there are no women.
>You have no animals on the island that can do you any harm.
>You have a boat with fishing gear, but it can not ever reach main land.
>You have unlimited power, daily air-drops of clean water and simple but healthy food.
>You get 1L/33.8 Oz. of hard liquor, six-pack beer, 2 bottles soft-drinks, 500gr/18ounce snacks and 4 blunts every 2 weeks
>You do not have access to internet, other networks or any radio/TV/satellite signals.

>You get to choose (once!) an indestructible laptop + installed OS for a max price of $2500, NO DESKTOP.
>You are offered (once!) a 128GB indestructible flash drive with anything (except an OS) you want on it

WHAT LAPTOP+OS DO YOU CHOOSE AND WHAT IS GOING TO BE ON THAT 128GB FLASH DRIVE Jow Forums ??

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10% of every cryptocurrency in exsistance, and porn accommodating to my fetish of choice.
Can I exchange all that alchohol for just 3 more blunts?

250 thinkpads and build a boat to take me home

Collect rain watter and learn the joy of sushi

>get on the boat
>head back to civilization
>resupply what ever fuck i want
>go back

There is no 2500 laptop that is indestructable.

>no internet
I immediately and without any hint of hesitation proceed with great haste to put an end to my existence promptly. As fast as possible. Probably by drowning.

Read the rulesnretard

Are you stupid?

Why collect rain water it you get fresh and clean water every day??
>You have unlimited power, daily air-drops of clean water and simple but healthy food.

Only 1 liter hard liquor for 1 more blunt. ;)

What I meant is that by magic it will not ever break or something.

You wake up the next morning in the house. groundhog-day style.

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Whatever laptop with good speakers and screen (which would be clear in daylight) with Ubuntu LTS
On flash drive:
- gentoomen library + few GB of classical books I haven't read yet
- probably less than 10GB of software I want to install in Ubuntu
- rest would be filled with music and dancing lessons

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Toughbook
Windows XP
100GB - as many ebooks / books in PDF as possible
the remaining 28GB - a bunch of music so I don't go crazy. Something nice and relaxing like jazz.

On the other hand, I would also take 5 books to learn 5 languages, on that flash drive
- french
- German
- Mandarin
- Esperanto
- Italian
1 language per year

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Why the fuck was this thread made 3 times?

Dell Alienware laptop (because of the 18.4" display) with win10 and on the 128GB USB:
>photos of loved ones, resized (500MB)
>1000 books, in *txt format (1GB)
>100 movies, simple dvdrips (75GB)
>100 porn vids, short clips (10GB)
>10000 songs, low (radio) quality (10GB)
>GTA VC + GTA SA + Skyrim + MSG V, repacks (20GB)
>100 nintendo/sega/etc emu games (3GB)
>various small apps, essentials (>500MB until full USB)

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>photos of loved ones
bloat

porn vids, short clips (10GB)

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>short clips
1-2 minute webm's are perfect for this stuff. 10GB of space will let you have at least 500 of them in a nice quality. Pic related; Example.

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Get your 3dpd out of here, normie faggot

I'd probably just kill myself.

>10% of every cryptocurrency in exsistance
This, as well as stocks, guaranteed lottery numbers, whatever. As long as I profit out of it. Only reason to ever spend 5 years trying to not go insane.

I bring a 12ga shotgun and some 00 buck to shoot myself.

This:

You could get like 100x more if you upgraded to 2D.

>windows 10
>download wikipedia (15 gb)
>(S)NES/Genesis/N64 Emulation + ROMs
>rest in movies and music

Wow, I just got a promotion! Thanks, user!

No internet or radio access? I mean I would imagine a ham radio would be useful for check-in calls or to request specific supplies.

sounds like heaven. i'll take surprise me + surprise me and surprise me on the flash drive.

my thinkpad T400
OpenSUSE
100GB of JoJo MP4s
28GB of Death Grips FLACs

host CP, ofc

without internet?

how the fuck does that place deal with storm surge?

This scenario is lame. Why fish when there's food and water delivered daily, why the overly detailed description of your degenerate vices.
Sounds like your unrealistic neet fantasy. Without the stupid deliveries I fish, make water, read books documents and maybe draw or whatever on the laptop. But I'm engaged so it wouldn't be by myself, if I stick with this stupid scenario I use parts of the house and structures to modify the boat into something that reaches mainland. Empty the liquor bottles and use (plus a solar still made from the house windows and other materials) to store make fresh water on my journey. You have fishing stuff and whatever food plus whatever else is on the island. After I arrive back I would track you down and kill you for dumping me on a island.

based

I would get windows 10 and single player games from 1995 to 2018 (there was not single good game this year)
laptop would be some gaymur shit from acer i have no idea what laptops sell now, desktop master race

to have bitcoins on the usb is smart, but in 5 years they could have 0 value, so i would get important scientific answers on it instead.

things like "how to suck my own dick with no pain"
"how to make ai cat gals"
"how to make cat gals"
"cat gals"
"how to stop being weeb in love with nekomimi 2d gals"

*an island

Razer blade + linux mint

>unlimited power
Start boiling away the ocean

Nice vacation. I choose a Dell Toughbook since salt water is a total bitch. They blow the budget new but a used one works fine. It runs Windows 7. Flash drive has courseware on biology/medicine and art, since I'm an engineer but always wanted to pursue those two as well. Also has my music and pictures library, which is only like 12GB total, some compilers for my favorite languages, and I guess I'll fill the rest with series I like, and ones I'd like to watch in 480p 1mb/s quality to really cram it in. Since other anons mentioned it, I'll take a free thousand BTC, LTC, ETH, and the source code seed for a true AI, kek. If the fucker runs on my shitty laptop at all, well maybe we could suffer a little together.
Instead of disgusting pot I'll take paper and decent mechanical pencils because fuck your rules. Speaking of fuck rules, since you gave me a boat I'm going to guarantee I'd be able to reach the mainland.

Thinkpads have drainage holes. You'll sink.

Literally nothing. What you described is my paradise.
>normalfags actually want to escape off that island

based

thinkpad with IPS display and huge collection of old DOS games. Should fit nicely to 64gb and playing all would take years minimum

for the rest of gigabytes probably some compressed ebooks and music

I would also require cannabis seeds to grow some plants

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