>get to the office
>knuckles: cracked, Thinkpad: docked, yep it's programmer time
>boot into fedora, start vscode, put weeb music on my headphones (youtube.com
>see people gazing my way and snickering
>wtf?
>girl taps into my shoulder and says "hey, your headphones are unplugged"
AHHHHHHH I had the speakers connected to the dock and fucking Linux doesn't shut the output out if headphones are connected AHHHH
Now everyone knows I listen to weeb music
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>chiclet kb
DROPPED
Weebs should be genocided
how the fuck do you listen to that?
i listen to stuff like this
youtube.com
School's out.
Hey op stop listening to bad music
holy shit are you me?
those are very cute girls
>he didn't physically remove speakers from his laptop and the dock
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do you're self a favor and at least blacklist the driver
>docks a thinkpad
>weebs out
>boots into fedora
All of things combined is not surprising, when are you going to transition OP? Male to female or female to male?
weeb weebsite
you deserve to be socially ostracized for listening to those hellish screeches
Basically me, but im not a faggot. I use vim instead of vs code
>stumble into work
>just 10 mins before morning standup
>still hungover
>trudge through meetings
>finally sit down for work
>decide to put on some music
>put the same old tunes on
>already heard this shit a billion times but it helps pass the time
>heads down work, dont look at the clock
>hours finally pass until its 5pm
>go home
>realize this has been your life for the past 5 years
>ignore thoughts, watch anime
>girl taps into your shoulder
Sounds painful
>go to office
>the oldest woman in the office approach me
>she's somewhat nice to me
>she says she needs a favor.
>"huh? what is it?"
>"can you please get me a wallpaper like the one you use?"
>download some wallpapers to her a left them in her computer
And that's the story how a 50+ woman asked me to get her an anime wallpaper, I really give a fuck if they know I watch Chinese cartoons, I never talk about it, but I'm not embarrassed about listening weeb music or using weeb wallpapers, life is too short to be worrying about that.
>how the fuck do you listen to that?
I could ask you the same.
I have a mega strong fear of this happening, so I just plug my headphones into my dap instead, which has no speakers. The quality is better, anyway.
holy fucking cringe
is she a lesbian?
based
also, imagine having to use your own laptop when you "work in an office"
She's building a case to get your fired for sexual harassment.
He didn't say it was his own, though.
Your weeb music sucks dick anyway, you should feel bad for subjecting them to it.
I had a setup like that at Verizon. We had company loaner laptops that you were allowed to take home. They figured the laptop solution was cheaper when they moved you around different offices. (They never did.)
anime website, you fucking weeaboo. kill yourself
Yikes. This is actually cringier than OP's shit tier taste. I respect him more though, because at least he's aware of his shame.
it was a comfy read until the end
is there anything more comfy than just coding away with weeb music blasting on a trusty old thinkpad
this but unironically x100
how did someone manage to link something so much worse in such a short time frame
truly the best timeline
based loonux destroying autist careers
nah, she just said she wanted a cute wallpaper like the one I had, i set her this one.
Doesn't work.
I'm homosex.
i just accuse them of homophobia.
How do you not instantly realize the music isn't coming out of your headphones?
good jaaab
Weeb programming music coming through
this post should've gotten trips
the picture of You's butt caused the confusion
fuckin saved
ah sorry, I just posted the first picture in my folder, forgot to say: pic no related.
hahah epic my friend, upvote
My boss is a pretty regular guy, likes women and chats shit like anyone else. He also frequently tries to convert me into a weeb because he's into this sort of stuff.
Have no fear OP there are more like you out there. I'm not one of them but I don't judge either, each to their own.
Based and Reolpilled. I don't program though.
Well, ok, this is cringe. Saved.
...
go back
>anime website
It's fucking not.
just write a udev script
it was founded to discuss anime.
Just listen to instrumental stuff so nobody can tell it's weeb music.
youtube.com
>SNUG SPACE
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please genocide your family
this
I did a similar thing but people asked me
"Are you angry?"
Because i listened to industrial metal.
youtube.com
I dont know why that question bothers me that much...
Are you angry
the 'g' in Jow Forums is the japanese word gijustu you fucking retard. or did u think it stood for "gechnology"?
guro
>I have no idea why chiclet is bad but hating it appears to be the cool thing to do here.
>get to the office
>knuckles: cracked, Thinkpad: docked, yep it's programmer time
>boot into debian, start vscode, put boomer music on my headphones (youtu.be
>see people gazing my way and giving me a thumbs up and nods
>wtf?
>girl taps into my shoulder and says "hey, your headphones are unplugged"
>people ask me about my playlist at the end of the day
Now, THIS is how you get respect
Perhaps.
But times moves on and the only reason that Jow Forums is living on is that it mostly forgot about its weeb roots and realised how degenerate it was.
Only the mental oldfags care about those mongolian newspapers.
> imagine having to use your own laptop when you "work in an office"
It was all the rage in the early 2000s. BYOC where the company would give you some money and you could go out shopping and buy whatever you wanted.
I know some people that bought the cheapest of the cheap hardware and then pocketed the difference, all with company approval.
I know other people that paid three times as much is the company allowance for their laptop and they were equally happy. So was the company.
you already commited social suicide, why dont you just go ahead and kill yourself?
I can't speak for all the oldfags, but after a while I just got burned out on anime. It's also so same same after a while.
Higurashi and Haruhi were the last two memorable anime for me.
>sharing screen with ~30 co workers
>everything goes well
>end meeting
>days later realize that my recent open items had Japanese lezdom in it
>this was on screen for probably a minute
>nobody has said anything
I know someone saw it. They had to.
Not on this website and that's still Japanese regardless
>japanese lezdom
Great taste, probably left a good impression all around
>Now everyone knows I listen to weeb music
So. Fucking. What? Are you afraid of these pathetic normies? Or what? Be a fucking man nigger
>fedora
Found your problem
Also, stop using alsashit
Imagine having to work on a thin client connected to a slow as shit server you share with 50 other people.
This seems to be the norm now.
Working on a laptop is much, much better even if you have to buy one yourself.
You must hide your power level.
Every self-loathing weeb knows this.
So much this, my current job use thin clients, you are allocated 1 thread and 2gb of ram. It's fucking painful.
is there a fear in your life
Considering almost all apps live in the cloud now, and those cloud apps depend on your browser running fast, then how on earth are you supposed to get any work done with Web apps?
this is the worst. i'd rather cosplay as op's waifu and blast anime intros from speakers mounted to my shoulders while walking through the highest populated area in the US while op is butt fucking me than listen to this shit.
what was on the screen?
That'll teach you not to listen to shit music.
The.solution is to play cool, relaxed music that no one knows but everyone can enjoy.
Down-tempo retrowave stuff.
youtu.be
That didn't sound that bad.
>m-muh degeneration
Yeah, because this is supposed to be the puritan website, everyone here is a well adjusted male with a successful life. Go fuck yourself, if you care so much about degeneration go somewhere else.
>forgot about its weeb roots
Yeah, that's why we have a fucking nip as admin, that's why Yotsuba is still the site's mascot, that's why /a/ is still one of the most popular boards, and that's why you see animeposter everywhere.
This is the banner used to advertise Jow Forums: files.catbox.moe
This is Jow Forums-tan: files.catbox.moe
This is Jow Forumsentoo-tan: files.catbox.moe
This is the logo we had the last year: files.catbox.moe
And we have these every once in a year: s.4cdn.org
We even had a fucking v-tuber contest the last year. I can go on, but you get the point, you faggots are so annoying, muh degeneration, have sex, incel, etc.
>Only the mental oldfags
When I came here, this site still was know for its anime part, ironically came here looking for hentai, that wasn't too long ago.
This crap makes J-pop look decent.
>he doesn't have topre at work
fucking disgusting
it does but you have the settings wrong retard :^)
Good, you deserve to be made fun of you fucking weebscum.
>get to the office
>knuckles: cracked, Thinkpad: docked, yep it's programmer time
>boot into debian, start vscode, put dystopian music on my headphones (youtu.be
>see people gazing my way and giving me a thumbs up and nods
>wtf?
>girl taps into my shoulder and says "hey, your headphones are unplugged"
>people ask me about my playlist at the end of the day
Now everyone invites me out to the bar after work
Guro you newfag
Cont.
Just a few years ago this kind of threads used to be Jow Forums stickies.
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Now you can't post an anime picture without getting called a pedo or an incel, and you faggots act like that's a good thing, you don't even know the site you're posting on.
Siip.
Yep, that's real music.
A list of recently opened files. Somehow I opened a video in my text editor. So it was like
whatever.txt
tps reports.tex
japanese lesbian forced.mp4
my gay life by me.pdf
work things.txt
Just hanging out on the side of the picker window while I was navigating for the file I actually wanted to open.
You guys are lacking core imageboard principles. Selective perspective, ephemeral nature, ever changing.
Remember good posts, don't engage with bad ones. Recognize that we have the ability to share this space with conflicting views. The ephemeral nature is supposed to allow for tradition organically rather than litigious. What is vogue, is vogue.
If new users want to come in trying to change things, let them try. It's an effort in futility in either direction. You can't force people to be traditional and you can't force them to change either. Even in cases where a (seemingly) large amount of people are trying, it makes no difference. And certainly isn't worth focusing on in my opinion. Better spent making quality posts and reading quality threads than worrying about people trying to influence such a community such as this one.
Same shit happens on Windows 10.
Besides, Fedora > *. It gets the work done. All other options except Debian are just man-child fantasies.
The same thing happened to me but I made a new friend this way.
Definitely based
Based
pavucontrol friend
First of all, pulseaudio automatically switches outputs, this is not a new feature, so I know the story is bullshit.
Second,
> Be me
> Roll out of bed at 1615
> Start some coffee
> Run a mile
> Come home, drink some coffee
> Go into home office
> Pull up email on one monitor
> Review code and commits on other monitor
> Open YouTube on third monitor
> Crank volume to 120% on speakers
> Play African heavy tranny-metal music videos
> No one gives a single fuck because it's my fucking house
> Play Japanese lesbian porn on fourth monitor while working for a couple hours
> Order a pizza
> Pizza man shows up
> Fuck I guess I need to put on clothes to answer the door
> Answer door in a robe
> Tip $0 because this is America bitch
> Eat pizza and jerk off
> Shit post on Jow Forums
I sure am jealous of you wagies.
WHY CAN T YOU FUCKING READ THE DOCUMENTATION FOR ALSA ???
alsa.opensrc.org
Are you retarded?
You deserve to be burned alive and buried in a landfill with the rest of the garbage.
Top lel you deserve it for being a weebcuck.