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tanaben squer 1895 :DDD

post your wishlists for the upcoming sale!

>360 960p light bulb camera
>laser thermometer
>multitool small screwdriver kit
>dremel
>musical instruments
>usb hdmi cables
>hdmi capture / hdcp filter
>heavy duty magnet
>led light bulbs
>hdmi 5 port switcher
>geiger counter
>ssd
>fill ram in motherboard to max
>iem headphones
>metal detector
>fishing rod
>ferro rod
>15000 strike permanent match
>rope lighter / sailors lighter
>pcie sata cards
>usb soundcard
>xbox controller
>mech keyboard with fancy color keys
>gaming mouse of high quality
>silk bedsheets + pillowcase
>high thread count bedsheet + pillowcase
>waterbed
>jelly shoe inserts

Any cheap 500gb nvme? I need one for my laptop. If it isn't really worth it or if it is more than 60€, I will just get a WD Blue WDS500G2B0B, which is a regular SSD M.2. I might want another one for my main PC too.

having fun in the sun on my slice of pizza

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I can finally have a place of my own. Thanks China

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Either Lexar or PM981.
Maybe PM961 too, should be cheaper but not sure if available.

>upcoming sale
what, when, dafak?
I was about to drop a 250 jewro order.

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you mean midsummer sale? didn't know they put stuff on sale other than clothes

How did the thing with Lepin pan out

There's a bitching moon lander lego set coming out next month

>rtl-sdr stick
true connoisseur right here

meant for

aliexpress customer service said there will be a big sale on 17-23 june. but /csg/ scrubs from a year ago didn't talk about select coupons at all and they didn't think the sale was a big deal -.- so who knows

Post feet

mirror from the old thread, user got tin t2 pros when he ordered tin t2s
chink them by asking for refund
also reduce the treble on your device of prefference since it's not that big of a deal

>not a roasted pig
Dear friend please reconsider

>order TADA68 for $99
>Free delivery vía DHL
>Chink told me that he will use JCEX instead(it's the same by his perspective)
>10 days later UPS told me that i have to pay $40 to get my chinkboard


Chang plz im going to fight you till the end, Im not going to pay those $40

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I will use this idea in my 3D RimWorld rip-off

>lapel mic
>anodized chinksticks for oriental food consumption
>white gel pens
>thin gel pens
>foam tips
>bootleg metal shirt
>red glasses for mushroom hunting
>a chink folding knife that's actually bigger than my 5,6" peen (I have enough time until sale to find one)
>maybe bootleg figurine that doesn't look like user's botched abortion of seibah (probably not)
it wouldn't be Jow Forums-certified if I don't order atleast something technological so sure, bluetooth mouse for shits and giggles

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Be prepared for 30% tolerance on those caps

5.6" is actually very respectable

I got one off kbdfans and didn't have any issues. It's probably your country's customs

Anyone here owns Takstar HF 580?
Should I fall for chi-fi meme or buy stax?

dear friends,
when is sale?
please understand,
user

Anyone know of some good true wireless earbuds?

I got Aflawise V6 from GearBest and they fucking suck. Got a full refund and kept the pieces of shit.

Need something that won't disconnect every 2 seconds. There has to be something, surely...

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>Anyone here owns Takstar HF 580?
Friend told me they are great

>Should I fall for chi-fi meme or buy stax?
You'll be funding yellow friends either way

any wristwatch recs

that's because kbdfans specifically gives up a low value
they don't all do that, specifically kprepublic

xiaomeme airdots pro, arrived 3 days ago for me, great quality and features

I'm new to buying chinkshit, I'm planning on getting a couple routers and switches (Cisco or something that can run IOS) for certification purposes apart from Ali is there any other site where I can get my stuff and not be scammed? Yes I read the wiki article I just want to check with people that are more experienced buying mini-dick shit than me

>wife got breastfeeding clothes for half price from aliexpress
thank you based chinks

Post review images

What Cisco products are you looking from Aliexpress? I don't think that these are worth to ship from China?

:^)

ios the apple operating system? on a router?

Found the PM981 for 41€ 250gb and 72€ 500gb, so not bad I guess. I will get them, I will check again if my laptop supports NVMe or just m.2 SSD. The PM961 and Lexar were more expensive.

2x 3550
2x 2950
2x 2620XM
2x 2621XM

Internetwork Operating System

Jow Forums,ladies and gentlemans

lol

I want a new watch. Is there any Jow Forumsood analog watches with notification support?

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Aliexpress says that shipping will take until the 25th of June. Is that probably accurate or should I expect it a bit sooner? Just a couple pairs of iems that were mentioned last thread.
Completely new to buying chink shit.

Hello chinese shopping general, has anyone ever bought server hardware from one of zhao's many funhouses? Thinking about a lackrack build and I need suitably cheap shit to throw into it.

laugh at me all you want, i'm not the dumbshit trying to buy cisco routers from china.

Ok Schlomo, ill buy your used networking equipment for 20k, please make sure to send them to me with the latest IOS version, Mojave

depends on what country you're from

>chinese shopping general
based

Depends on the mail carrier

Northeastern US.
Aliexpress standard.

Around 2 weeks after it shipped

aliexpress.com/item/2048640100.html

oh boy, tube amp

post with underage loli to be 100% pizzagate compliant.

At least they aren't water solvent like the US built plywood/cardboard sheds that are called "mansions" in the US

Not good enough as living quarters, but it could be used for non-headed work space and storage on Antarctica

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Ι'm ok with that, since it's for prototyping.
I always read the value of every component I am using, since it's very easy with some digital thingy that I got.
OTOH I don't dare to buy capacitors or resistors from anywhere else, since they usually ship chink shit. I bout a bundle from digikey ~5 years ago, they shipped me a chink 1600pcs/lot for 1.5 the price, plus I had to pay 3 times the import fees since it came to europe from the states.

I do NOT recommend this adaptor to anyone.
It gave me neon green pixels flimmering across the entire secondary screen.

Luckily, i also ordered a Thunderbolt/Mini Displayport to HDMI cable as a second option at the same day that works perfect

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... or buy a solid state amplifier, for $50, which doesn't distort the audio, doesn't add harmonics, isn't fragile, it isn't deprecated technology, it's operation isn't affected by its temperature and it has more potential as a product.

Just in case anyone is interested in my statistics.

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any recommended action cams?

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ANBES 359

>ios the apple operating system?
for a second i thought i was on another board, wtf son

>maybe another iem
>foam tips
>case for iem
>cute orange knife
>backpack

put the prices in the screenshot please.

i dont use backdoor cisco proprietary shit hardware. so i dont know the name of the internal "cisco internetwork operating system" abbreviation "ios" heh.

i use netgear (and prev linksys before they were bought by cisco)

Good wireless mouse for normal everyday use? Must be comfortable, preferably no gaymur LEDs.

Want to buy 2 mech keyboards, I saw one the last thread but the it doesnt ship to my country ( Mexico) so, I`m in need of some suggestions( model or manufacturer) Both need to be 60%, one with leds, the other one without as one will be used in my house and the other one at my office

Also, does anyone know any "trusted" seller refering to keycaps?

I'm loving my Awei T8

gk61
anne pro 2
tada68

>Also, does anyone know any "trusted" seller refering to keycaps?
kbdfans but they mostly have more expensive dye-sub printed caps. tada68 already includes dye-sub thick pbt cherry profile keycaps. side-printed keycaps would be a decent cheaper alternative (some top-printed keycaps rub off or have a texture)

also

>i dont use backdoor cisco proprietary shit hardware
and you never will, since you cant afford a device that can run ios, dumbdumb. and no, it is not "internal cisco branded" ios, it existed before applel thought about the acronym

I wonder why aliexpress is suggesting these items for everyone.

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I get tons of women's clothing because I creeped on some shit for the pics in reviews
shit still haunts me

I only get the crystal dildo because I was looking at quartz weed pipes
they never stop incoming
guess I'm perma stuck with quartz dildoes in my ads

>zero mid range
>gave me an ear infection in both ears
>shitty cord that tangles itself
what a meme, not at all worth the price

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How much time does it usually take to get your refund if you just cancelled your order not too long after placing it?

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don't forget to use your bug spray, lads

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Maybe u should clean ur fucking ears u plebian

Amazfit Bip is honestly very good, replaced my Pebble Time

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Y/N?

I dont see a Shark

Aliexpress scammed me! What do I do?

I'm so pissed!

Kill yourself for being female and retarded

Dear friend

Did anyone get chance with Chink Lego clones? Especially Technic?

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Any affordable wifi 6 / 802.11ax routers you guys can recommend?

My shit was marked "arrived at delivery facility" this morning but no out for delivery all day even though I'm scheduled to get it today. You think it will not arrive today after all?

I'll be super disappointed if that is the case... Shipper is DHL btw

You think anolians will yield more than hammers at 90?

review pics show an odd yellowish color, i dont think real amtech 559 is not that yellow. maybe works the same? but for that price, fuck no

You have any recommendations for cheap flux for amateur hobby work?

Should have looked at the measurements before wasting money on this garbage.

aliexpress.com/item/flux/32864986454.html
not him but this is what I got and it's good
aliexpress.com/item/brush/32658042243.html
brushes like these will work well for application

thanks

Around 5 days

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Thanks, I guess I'm being impatient.

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yeah i read the wikipedia. 1988 propretary cisco shit operating system rewritten over and over with many backdoors. yawn

i too am stuck with quartz dildos forever. RIP my suggestions.

Wallet and wireless mouse w/ silent clicking came in. Except the fucking MIDDLE CLICK ISN'T SILENT! Still a nice looking one though.
Wallet is huge and license barely fits. It's got cool micro SD card holder. Here's a pic of it with 2 $20 and the rest are ones.

>uv light
looking for semen or urine ?

Fuck me, forgot pic.

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for hobby stuff i would probably go with those no clean flux pens, it works very nice and you dont even need to clean afterwards. if you want THICCer stuff what is probably ok (i use fake amtech 223, it very cheap and works but it requires cleaning afterwards)

wallet seams look like they would rub or catch on things when removing/inserting into pocket :(