How do we get more companies to de-bro their offices?

Must be annoying working in that enviroment.

You cant bring anything that makes you workplace personal, heck they might not even have personal desks...
They look like they work in a furniture ad.

We have a pretty nice looking office but we expanded and therefore rent a smaller office nearby or main office.
The office we rent is just a basic office with boring furniture but everyone (except marketing) loves working in the "ugly" office.

with shoes on the couch thingy, really?

wow, puts my office to shame. is the bar fully comped? if so, that is amazing.

are you a woman? you sounds like my last gf. no matter how much I gave her she'd find something to complain about

what the fuck does that even mean? why do these internet tabloids hate men so much?

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these are horrific workplace environments. great for chilling, but make it impossible to do real focused work

Mandatory sex reassignment surgery

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im interested in this.

you're either a neet or a boomer or both

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what's your job? I guarantee you produce nothing of value

No. im not.
Im saying that i would be fine with a basic office that works.
Throwing millions on making an office that looks "good" but often works worse than just buying standard professional grade furniture is a waste of time and money.

Expanding on your example.If you had a girlfriend that wanted a KIA and you bought her a Ferrari well then you're the idiot.

This is the most based and redpilled work environment. Don't even bother trying to prove me wrong because you know it's true.

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>mfw I have a pilonidal cyst up my crack so sitting like this is an impossibility for me

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looks like a great place to work and get shit done

this is how a proper office should be

missing catered food, ping pong, standing desks, scooters, attractive coworkers, etc.

devops for my company's cloud engineering department. I basically work with architecting, implementing, and testing microservices running on our cloud product. i work for one of the top 6 tech companies

2,000% this. Open office designs and office spaces like that always have extremely poor employee performance. There have been literally 100s of studies about it.

>Perhaps the most enviable aspect of GitHub’s office makeover is its array of spaces for focused work. Galullo says GitHub was particularly keen about designing areas for introverts who feel most oppressed by open-space office plans. For a warmer take on the “coder den,” Rapt designed a library with a rows of solo work stations. The padded benches inset in bookcases may look dorky in photos, but it’s a good solution for anyone who wants to work in quiet.

why don't you try to understand the topic you're discussing before you just start throwing around opinions

I miss this I put a lot of effort into decorating my space with anime posters and anime figurines then one day our boss decided to fall for the open office meme :(

what if you want to work at a fucking desk with a chair? like millions of people have done for years?

personally I can think of nothing worse than working on a complex project while lying down on a bench with a light shining directly on my head

What are you talking about? We are talking about those images. Those are terrible work environments that lower productivity. The worst one in the thread is but this one is even worse than that. The only good offices are those where you can close a door and have the room to yourself without interruptions. The ones with actual sound proofing are the best.

royalsocietypublishing.org/doi/full/10.1098/rstb.2017.0239

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>de bro
>still looks like a 30 year old's vision of a mid century modern inspired "man cave"
yup!

inc.com/geoffrey-james/science-just-proved-that-open-plan-offices-destroy-productivity.html

without techbros you would be shouting this at your mom, cause the internet wouldn't exist

there are metric shittons of devbros out there. all muscle, design patterned, smoothy drinking, crossfit, devbros.

what the fuck, is that really how github work space looks like?
It looks like a brothel

>coders

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I like the guy who made his own cube with rolling white boards. smart.

>but make it impossible to do real focused work
yet somehow the companies making the vast majority of tech innovation have these kinds of layouts.

AliExpress? I know around 50% of their team force are women and only three are coders
Also theyre logo for hiring is "do what you want, fuck whoever you want to fuck"

that innovative output is produced by a fraction of the workforce

remove urinals, all SanFran-Soys will be piss sitters in a couple of years

it's entirely an anti-male slur, it's never been defined or demonstrated majority male professions have a problem and majority female professions don't, it's just clickbait though

>When your boss buys the team hookers but the team are weebs (2D > 3D) so you get them all to yourself

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What's a techbro?
Wouldn't anybody on Jow Forums be a techbro, because we all laugh at Poo's and hate Joo's?

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I never understood how all these people can be "working" in tech with only their single laptop monitor. They must be horribly inefficient.

I could not get anything done in this office, too many visual/audio distractions. It doesn't even look like everyone in that room works on the same project.

It fucking says right in the text that it's their library and not primary workspace. I agree that it's fucking stupid, but at least learn to read before commenting.

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>Devops
So basically your a coder that can't write code

what kind of chair are they using?

>devops for my company's cloud engineering department.
Me too user. Codelet's get angry that devops engineers rakinging in way more than they ever will.

What kind of fucking retard designed this office?
>should we run all the cables underneath the floor?
>nah, just put them all in the ceiling and have 20ft of cable dropping to each desk

Finally a role for cute women in technology instead of trying to hamfist actual hamfisted women into tech

Looks like Aeron.

Aeron is expensive, do you happen to know any alternative?

Majority of cables are run through the ceiling/walls, something this open plan meme doesn't have which results in this mess.

>de-bro
Somebody explain what the fuck this even means

Did anyone realized that the thumbnail looks like a woman with her arm behind her head?

when you dont have a penis you prefer uncomfortable and illogical working environments

>de-bro

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>run all the cables underneath the floor
>not realizing those high IQ soilent drinkers actually thought it through
What happens when the cables are underneath the floor and they want to change that god-awful setup to something entirely different?

>On top of being stressed, you're now constantly blueballed at work
I guess the insects are so pumped up with SSRI's they no longer get boners.

They made it as gay and retarded as possible.

Rearranging male work environments because they're somehow toxic in ways no-one can really explain. But men worked there, therefore it has to be changed.

Penis envy

I was thinking more 1910 London gentleman's club

They fuck them bro

Do you have any idea how much that would cost?

It's better that way so I don't get burned out from coding at work and instead code off hours for my own startup.

fuck all

>ethan bernstein
cmon, next time chose what you read and share wisely

>personal desks
>personal
Um, no sweetie. Everything is communal here.

>tfw no programming cheerleader turned gf who genuinely cares about me

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Have you seen a doctor for it? I've had one for four years and have just tried to ignore it because I don't want my ass cut up.

>tfw took home office third week in a row

Life is good.

>feminism doesn't wor-
Eat it haters, feminism found the perfect role for all women in tech

>devbros
>cross fit
Those are called HOMO SEXUALS user, all the real straight devs take their daily dose of "estrogen fuel" to suppress their natural male urges

I always wondered what kind of books are in comfy reading places like that. Are those even books or just props?

Give me a picture of what a good work environment looks like.

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cigar lounge chic is what boomer bros like now. my sister's husband was a frat boy in his 20s but has a borderline fetishistic interest in le gentlemanly things now. basic.

I did. Told me what they tell everybody about this: needs surgery. So I said fuck it (I underwent surgery for something else once and it was such a horrible experience for such a small thing that I ain't never going through one again) and I'm ignoring it for 7 years now (seven fucking years). It occasionally swells and bleeds (I can now understand women with their monthly blood ritual), and I've practically forgotten what it was like to sleep on my back but other than that it's fine. Keep it clean, free from infection, free from more hair (hair removing products is a must) and stop the cyst from growing even bigger and it won't be a major medical problem.

I'm hoping as I get older and as my skin hardens it will stop being a problem but it's all wishful thinking. I don't know, really. Just riding the ride here and seeing where it goes.

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A good work environment is people with a common purpose working together to solve problems.

You can buy "books by the foot", Bing™ it.

>A-user you look tired, do you want a coffee?
Perfect job environment! based chinks

>books by the foot

This triggers my autismo, literally you lack thoughts so you have to pretend to like books by buying a whole shelf tier.

Cant be that "book by the foot" shit, those books like in the picture look too high quality. Are those encyclopedias? What's the purpose in the age of Wikipedia?

not even a mess, they're very neatly managed and cut to fit
y'all are just autistic

this was a year ago nigga
move on

Have you ever read first editions of books and compare them with the latest editions? There's a lot of sanitizing/propaganda changing happening in books. It's been going on since Beowulf was transcribed. Having old physical copies helps keep you woke af, user.

What did you have surgery on?
I had my wisdom teeth removed before. It was fine. They had me under anesthetic of course, that's probably why it was fine. But if I had some gross, painful, but small surface level deformity on my ass I don't think I'd even need anything more than local anesthetic.
Also protip, the longer you wait the worse it will get. I mean it, that will probably kill you when you're old and you can't heal and the nursing home staff gets some of your shit in it.

This is a quite place to think through difficult problems
This is a factory floor for repeatative and mindless tasks

don't send out so many negative vibes brah

>make it impossible to do real focused work
yeah because those FAANG companies are having so much trouble pumping out fucktons of software

kill yourself, you cancerous anal polyp

basically a programming Chad

>get shit on growing up because you play diablo and talk about it at lunch
>bullied because you brought up your 512MB dimm stick you bought in college
>suddenly it's "cool" to "code" aka troll github for spelling errors
ye nah fuck em

This is going to sound really autistic but...
Where can I buy a cubicle for my home office?