ITT obvious virgin tech and accessories

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github.com/bobo38/TheCoreLite
github.com/abstracthat/dactyl-manuform
twitter.com/NSFWRedditGif

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gaming PC of any kind

this one, had to use this because I destroyed my wrists playing starcraft 2 and making shit music for 10 years.

guilty i used this shit to play breakquest at my dorm. damn good time..

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My Boomer boss uses this and he has a kid. It is only virginal if you don't use it in an office environment

>windows 7
You're not wrong

literally any tech
chads move innawoods and bomb faggots

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>destroying your wrists playing starcraft
should've picked protoss

t. 8x Master league player with 110 average APM

>I destroyed my wrists playing starcraft 2
spotted the terran player

>t. brainlets using default hotkeys

t. 90apm master terran on
QWER
ASDF
ZXCV
grid keys

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Any chinkphone really. People who have sex buy Apple or Samsung.

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You can do pushups and handstands to strengthen your wrists nigga.

Bigass model M's keyboards or sissy 60% keyboards
trackball or touchpad
Sandy bridge thinkpad
linux distro for personal use
having more than one desktop and laptop in the same room

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/thread
REKT the whole therad

>he doesn't have a vertical desk

I love reaching over and copping a handfull every now and again.

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*nix based operating systems

So like, half of the world population is virgin?
k then lmao

go dilate

I wonder how many times these things get nutted on.

go drink some bleach

Worrying about this shit will not ever get you laid.

Except the iphone vs android thing. That is honestly real.

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not true. my boomer neighbor (chadlet metalhead father) has used one of those at his home desktop nonstop for twenty years.

>grid keys
github.com/bobo38/TheCoreLite

Every roastie I know that gets filled with cock daily uses an iPhone.
This thread is for *virgin* tech accessories, like the Thinkpad, trackball mouse, and wrist splint someone already posted.

Imagine needing to grab a handful of tit via your mouse pad and not being able to grab some on demand from your gf/wife

ITT: normans

Eat more meat and less soda and chips and your carpal tunnel pain will go away.

I want that Ryouna pad FUCK

>D = Attack
>V = Stop
>G = Hold
>T = Patrol
>H = Move
>Space = useful ability
Into the trash it goes.

normie != virgin

stax

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What's your complaint exactly?
>D = Attack
>V = Stop
>G = Hold
>T = Patrol
>H = Move
>Space = useful ability
>E/C = any ability requiring precision
The attempt to unify ability bindings across all units / races this way is one of my favorite things about this mapping. Makes it much easier to get muscle memory across races.

You're supposed to use it with the keyboard angled a bit, I think. My "home position" is approximately thumb on space, 1st on C, 2nd on D, 3rd on W, 4th on 1, and I can reach all the keys in the mapping easily with hardly any wrist or side-to-side finger movement. Thumb is underused, I guess, but that's true of almost any layout without keyboards like github.com/abstracthat/dactyl-manuform

I also really like the mouse forward/back buttons being mapped to switching between unit subgroups.

I bet you do you fucking disgusting neckbeard.

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I already have it all unified to QWER/ASDF/ZXCV.
SS = Rax/Gate/Pool
SD = Depot/Pylon
SQ = CC/Nex/Hatch
SW = Gas
DD = Fac/Robo/Pit
DS = Starport/Stargate/Spire
And that without the awkward center keyboard home position.

I don't grow a beard but I guess she'd want me to grow it a bit, to scratch her face.

i own all of these

not these

>A staggering 17% of zoomers are a virgin

>Any chinkphone really
>people who have sex buy Apple
>Apple
>Apple isn't a chinkphone

Are you like 14 or something? Who the fuck do you think makes everything Apple sells?

everything tech that i own. i'm not sure what is the most virginal though. I'm thinking my topre keyboards

Why is she dressed like Beetlejuice

where can I buy one in this size
literally been looking everywhere for these

That mouse tho

Do these feel like real breasts? I grope my gf's boobs out of nowhere all the time. She hates it but I don't care. Thinkin about telling her to gift me one of those

nah just use sandbags with badly drawn nips

whats this

daaaamn i want me some of those
based chadvirgin

my guess is it's a pain relieving patch

is that the one that turns you into a girl

It's literally just raised foam. It feels like shit.

buy actual silicone breasts instead from a sex shop
or some big anime tits

You sound like the typical pedantic 20 year old that thinks he's a genius because he "outsmarts" family members at holidays. You know what he meant you sperg.

Tell me more

Realistically anyone who uses anything other than a Smartphone or any other normie tech for anything other than work is probably a virgin

Ever heard of Huawei? It's the most normalfag Android

i dont know ive seen memes and pix where people wear some patches and i guess they give them estrogen or something
non smoking patches maybe
i asked causee i wanted to know more myself