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ITT obvious virgin tech and accessories
Anthony Torres
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github.com
github.com
twitter.com
John Cook
Samuel Wright
Oliver Lopez
Hunter Edwards
gaming PC of any kind
Aaron Gutierrez
this one, had to use this because I destroyed my wrists playing starcraft 2 and making shit music for 10 years.
Jose Bailey
guilty i used this shit to play breakquest at my dorm. damn good time..
Ian Reed
Luke Fisher
Anthony Wilson
My Boomer boss uses this and he has a kid. It is only virginal if you don't use it in an office environment
Liam Gutierrez
>windows 7
You're not wrong
Xavier Allen
literally any tech
chads move innawoods and bomb faggots
Lincoln Baker
>destroying your wrists playing starcraft
should've picked protoss
t. 8x Master league player with 110 average APM
Owen Lewis
>I destroyed my wrists playing starcraft 2
spotted the terran player
Justin Adams
>t. brainlets using default hotkeys
t. 90apm master terran on
QWER
ASDF
ZXCV
grid keys
Carson Phillips
Isaac Gray
Any chinkphone really. People who have sex buy Apple or Samsung.
Chase Jackson
You can do pushups and handstands to strengthen your wrists nigga.
Jayden Reyes
Bigass model M's keyboards or sissy 60% keyboards
trackball or touchpad
Sandy bridge thinkpad
linux distro for personal use
having more than one desktop and laptop in the same room
Carson Torres
/thread
REKT the whole therad
Jackson Cooper
>he doesn't have a vertical desk
Luis Evans
I love reaching over and copping a handfull every now and again.
Asher Murphy
*nix based operating systems
Xavier Taylor
So like, half of the world population is virgin?
k then lmao
Caleb Flores
go dilate
Ryder Barnes
I wonder how many times these things get nutted on.
Hunter Williams
go drink some bleach
Ethan Parker
Worrying about this shit will not ever get you laid.
Except the iphone vs android thing. That is honestly real.
Austin Anderson
Christopher Robinson
not true. my boomer neighbor (chadlet metalhead father) has used one of those at his home desktop nonstop for twenty years.
Luke Lee
>grid keys
github.com
Charles King
Every roastie I know that gets filled with cock daily uses an iPhone.
This thread is for *virgin* tech accessories, like the Thinkpad, trackball mouse, and wrist splint someone already posted.
Hudson Clark
Imagine needing to grab a handful of tit via your mouse pad and not being able to grab some on demand from your gf/wife
Nathan Foster
ITT: normans
Lincoln Baker
Eat more meat and less soda and chips and your carpal tunnel pain will go away.
Zachary Evans
I want that Ryouna pad FUCK
Landon Jackson
>D = Attack
>V = Stop
>G = Hold
>T = Patrol
>H = Move
>Space = useful ability
Into the trash it goes.
Jonathan Ward
normie != virgin
Landon Reed
stax
Nathaniel Young
What's your complaint exactly?
>D = Attack
>V = Stop
>G = Hold
>T = Patrol
>H = Move
>Space = useful ability
>E/C = any ability requiring precision
The attempt to unify ability bindings across all units / races this way is one of my favorite things about this mapping. Makes it much easier to get muscle memory across races.
You're supposed to use it with the keyboard angled a bit, I think. My "home position" is approximately thumb on space, 1st on C, 2nd on D, 3rd on W, 4th on 1, and I can reach all the keys in the mapping easily with hardly any wrist or side-to-side finger movement. Thumb is underused, I guess, but that's true of almost any layout without keyboards like github.com
I also really like the mouse forward/back buttons being mapped to switching between unit subgroups.
Austin Gomez
I bet you do you fucking disgusting neckbeard.
Ayden Wood
Isaiah Myers
I already have it all unified to QWER/ASDF/ZXCV.
SS = Rax/Gate/Pool
SD = Depot/Pylon
SQ = CC/Nex/Hatch
SW = Gas
DD = Fac/Robo/Pit
DS = Starport/Stargate/Spire
And that without the awkward center keyboard home position.
Jaxon Perez
I don't grow a beard but I guess she'd want me to grow it a bit, to scratch her face.
Gavin Rivera
i own all of these
not these
Brandon Johnson
>A staggering 17% of zoomers are a virgin
Jackson Lewis
>Any chinkphone really
>people who have sex buy Apple
>Apple
>Apple isn't a chinkphone
Are you like 14 or something? Who the fuck do you think makes everything Apple sells?
Ethan James
everything tech that i own. i'm not sure what is the most virginal though. I'm thinking my topre keyboards
Juan Harris
Why is she dressed like Beetlejuice
Christopher Parker
where can I buy one in this size
literally been looking everywhere for these
Aiden Watson
That mouse tho
Ethan Anderson
Do these feel like real breasts? I grope my gf's boobs out of nowhere all the time. She hates it but I don't care. Thinkin about telling her to gift me one of those
Colton Carter
nah just use sandbags with badly drawn nips
Cameron Cox
whats this
Jeremiah Murphy
daaaamn i want me some of those
based chadvirgin
Isaiah Foster
my guess is it's a pain relieving patch
Jack Walker
is that the one that turns you into a girl
Chase Bell
It's literally just raised foam. It feels like shit.
Wyatt Foster
buy actual silicone breasts instead from a sex shop
or some big anime tits
Brandon Phillips
You sound like the typical pedantic 20 year old that thinks he's a genius because he "outsmarts" family members at holidays. You know what he meant you sperg.
Isaiah Ross
Tell me more
Austin Sullivan
Realistically anyone who uses anything other than a Smartphone or any other normie tech for anything other than work is probably a virgin
Angel Perry
Ever heard of Huawei? It's the most normalfag Android
Bentley Thompson
i dont know ive seen memes and pix where people wear some patches and i guess they give them estrogen or something
non smoking patches maybe
i asked causee i wanted to know more myself