>be me >decide to fap >grab a few coffee filters >lets do this >start playing some sexy music in headphones >go to my folder for solo asian girls >put everything in a playlist in VLC >everything going good >about to orgasm >webm comes up where it's a girl in a swimsuit laying down from behind >here it comes >webm fucking freezes >stuck orgasming at some awkward frame of her making a retarded face while adjusting her leg >everything is ruined >I fucking yell, my dick is still cumming but I'm not even enjoying it >throw wet coffee filters across room in a rage >come here immediately
Guys this is bullshit give me a video player that doesn't suck. I run mint and the default player sucks too
Most features are accessed via keybinds and by passing command line arguments. If you don't like using the command line, you can try an mpv frontend like mpv.net
>tries to damage control by saying she only banged a few guys outside of porn >tries to shame those who don't like that she is a whore Hitting some personal lows.
Cooper Price
Dead software
Jacob Hughes
I'll try this out. I feel better now.
Christopher Jackson
dead brain
Nolan Nelson
Go drink some bleach, shit for brains.
Henry Perry
I haven't kek'd out loud this hard in a long time. Thanks for the laugh, user.
Nigga please explain what the fuck do you use the coffee filters for
Oliver Foster
This kek
Ryan Moore
>"And it's damn hard to fuck me in real life." >literally fucks whomever the director orders her to Do these whores think if you get fucked in porn it doesn't count? Lmfao
Daniel Sullivan
He uses it to filter his semen for ingestion why is this so difficult.
Take the paper, fold it in half (the way that doesnt make it thin/long).
This way when you cum, it hits the folded paper like a basketball backboard.
Easy to judge your load size too.
Elijah Lopez
all people need to cope so they come up with all sorts of bullshit justifications and rationalizations
Caleb Carter
Why didnt I think of this
Kevin Sanders
because you're a retard
Asher Smith
I don't understand, can you draw a picture?
Levi Moore
>it's damn hard to fuck me in real life Why do whores keep insinuating that a porno set isn't real life? Is it you doing the fucking? Is your body physically there and receiving dick? Then how is it anything other than real life? >less men >then your mom Just embarrassing. And it doesn't even make sense. "all those times of me getting fucked for money don't count because of some arbitrary rule I just made up" whatever
William Green
MPC QT
Gabriel Scott
fuck that mpv.net messed up with my old shortcut keys. how to get back the previous version keys before installing that shit?
Landon Baker
>cartoons get out
Gabriel Jenkins
This is what I do. I have a whole drawer full of old socks that I can use to put over my cock like a hat after hand clamping my dick to try and prevent any cum from coming out. Works pretty good, sometimes that contact and rubbing from it shifting around in my pants helps give me another orgasm too.
>>grab a few coffee filters The good old "write a comprehensive story but add one retarded thing so the entire thread derails about this particular point".
Brandon James
Well duh, because she earns money with her vagina, you gotta pay her at least as much as her producer.
Elijah Rodriguez
>before porn i had only slept with 1 man. not really that hard if you start at like 15.
