Somebody's getting fired

Seems to be only a problem with some north americans then. I'm in Portugal and everything's fine; for everyone else other than a few americans it seems to be ok

Newpipe works. It is a cdn/dns problem.

youtube is sperging out a bit but I can still wtach videos in huelandia.

Wait anons,
Didn't the US justice department want to investigate google with parts of youtube a while ago?

What site are you using to download? Since GOD died I've just gone back to torrenting.

>he doesn't know

p-please tell me user I will do ANYTHING for you!

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According to downdetector.com/ Europe is having some problems too, but most of the shitstorm is happening on the east of America.

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>its a fucked up ssl certificate episode

god-games.com/

trump hit the kill switch

Internet outages happen.

I was watching youtube during it, I was unaffected even though I'm in the affected area.

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assange kill switch activated again

This is why I use aws

Nuh uh, youtube is a high reliability 99.999% uptime service, so I can watch my cat videos more reliably than I can call the fire department.

Based and Bezospilled

ya i'm seeing multiple nginx server errors all over the place
4chinks still up though ;p

It's back

it is just slow and a but laggy.
4chans servers are in japan I think and this is just affected the east coast of USA.

>4chans servers are in japan
HURR DURR

Not them but thanks anyway

if you look at level 3 history it happens every week at this time. perhaps testing 5G or civil bands taking everything else offline

Well, if he's in Japan, then his cloudfare cdn is in japan.

san jose i believe. the big farm

That's not Jow Forums's servers though is it, fuckwit.

those are all running on google servers, retard

comcast wasn't affected. t-mobile and sprint are okay but plenty of shit went down there and it's erratic connections now
google/youtube are just too big for their britches

AWS is affected too

when jewgle goes down it takes out half the internet servers

This, video urls still work

couple that with AWS which is also down

theverge.com/2019/6/2/18649635/youtube-snapchat-down-outage
apparently cloud is hit. i bet some black hat is copying all my gay porn now

No it's not fine, eurotrash, I'm not in europe but we connect to the same servers and I still have the same problems.

Northern europe is bad too

Also I'm in southern europe which isn't affected but browsing Jow Forums and boom, Error 523 for a few secs before it goes ok

kek

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ya all of kent england's cloud services are offline
>he backs up his CCs and passes in google safe spaces

Yeah I’m having this issue too t. Canterbury

>having a smart home
>having anything on your house connected to the internet outside of your PC, phones and maybe a smart tv

Normies don't know or care user

GMail is down in Swedistan. YouTube videos are barely playing, either.

>mfw I just filled out an important Google Docs form
I hope it didn't nuke it for some reason.

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definitely a directed attack. monitors were taken offline like akamai
quickbooks and priceline are a couple possible marks

usa social security too

>north american continent
I'm in the slavlands and gdrive is proper messed up, even though still somewhat functional.

this is why centralisation is bad

russian hackers hacking the elections again

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The chinks are behind this

see this is why everything shouldn't be running on google services

>google ads
>google analytics
nice honeypot bredda

THIS NEVER WOULD HAVE HAPPENED ON MICROSOFT AZURE

That's probably because that's where NYC is and that's most of the traffic on the planet. I don't know how their mapping algorithm works, but that'd be my guess

google skynet has come online
we're all doomered

its all over the east coast and out too major cities west like chicago

i doubt they're that competent

>mfw moot caused this

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now its hitting central cali
we might go offline soon
nice knowing you fellows
>thunder in the distance

Beginning of the end

Looks like it's hitting the west coast. Also, my captcha didn't load the first time I tried it

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youtube.com/watch?v=OA_CndlBu0g

people are reporting cloud data wipeout on email and storage as it comes back online kek

Hahaha they called me an autistic schizo for selfhosting everything on my homeserver, who's laughing now?

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>cloud data wipeout
Depending on how their servers talk to each other, it's likely temporary.

i bet whatever links the cloud stack chain was attacked now they have to manually reset routing

>Well, if he's in Japan, then his cloudfare cdn is in japan.
Do you have any idea how cloudflare and reverse proxies works? Jow Forums has a server in like 5+ countries.

>Google Cloud goes down
>locked out of your own home

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Do you have any idea how big the ddos will have to be to shut down Google?

Please don't remind me that god is gone. That site was too good to be true... Especially loved the scene section

I wonder what's like to be a google engineer or system admin in cases like this one/

It was China.

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directed attack as in exploiting a recent patch

Until it actually does, shithead.

recent nginx internal rerouting patch happened a few days ago. so a 0 day exploit

youtube.com/watch?v=tZQJhvs4amQ

part of the job, queerbait. there's a reason why they get paid so much.

>Mondays can't possibly get wors-

testing for Los Angeles. captcha seems to work fine so far.

You would need like 5+ exploits before you can even get to the basic non-dangerous backend data. And Google isn't exactly known for being exploited. A hacker competent enough to pull this off wouldn't waste all of these zero days just to cause some downtime for an hour. It's a simple outage, shit happens.

Does anyone else find it scary that an outage from ONE major company has taken down a very large portion of the internet?

Don’t ruin their fantasies.

How about Gmail?

>I can watch my cat videos more reliably than I can call the fire department.
>this commentary on the west

jesus slashdot has become an aggregator now

Lmao this is what you get for falling for the cloud meme
Hopefully all these companies crash and burn

b-b-but i want drama

Whoopsie. Guess I did a fuckie wuckie UwU :3

a somewhat normie portion

>Does anyone else find it scary
No. Because it should be expected.

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