When your computer has been running for 24 days without a reboot...

>when your computer has been running for 24 days without a reboot, but you don't want to invest 5 minutes to actually reboot it

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>5 minutes

>24 days
kawaii

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>16:10:12 up 202 days, 23:26
cute

>using an OS that requires regular reboots

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>5 minutes to reboot
it literally takes 10 seconds to reboot with an ssd

last time was once a year windows updates and next one will be after i get ryzen 3000 parts. But basically i mostly reboot once a year if i remember.

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I fucked up and lost my 540 day uptime last month

>Closing all open windows, ensuring all open documents are saved etc.
>rebooting
>opening all the applications you just closed, navigating to projects etc.
Sounds like 2 minutes to me. Yes, I know, automating stuff etc.

even that part is instant for me because i use windows on a fucking SSD

Who cares about uptime? A lot of people have routers with 4000+ days of uptime

I maintain a phone server that's been up for more than eight years.

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i wish i could go that long without losing power

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what's a phone server

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>buffalo.edu
interdasting

it runs asterisk, routes voip between trunks and customer phones, converts analog audio to/from digital

idk what that means but sounds cool

>your HDD has been alive for 8+ years and just wants to fucking die but it won't

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>still using a 3.x kernel
>his ass is literally filled with chunk dicks

Except when updating. My arch install takes 7s to boot

hwy would you

Do you only use asterisk, or Do you use a frontend like freepbx?

i usually use freepbx, but this old server is legacy crap set up by someone else and it's vanilla asterisk

Ah, me too. I keep apache off and make changes via cli and mysql. How's security? You ever get hacked?

I've never been hacked myself. I use Sshguard and the firewalls only allow whitelisted IPs to connect to admin services. However, customer accounts get hacked all the time, usually Wordpress and email. They always use the compromised account to send spam and usually get about a day out of it before someone notices and shuts it down. Never seen any attempts to escalate privilege and take over the entire server.

dang.

It's called winblows. They have tools to diagnose startup and shutdown time issues, but those tools are useless. Pic related.

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