Meanwhile, at the Jow Forums mansion...
Meanwhile, at the Jow Forums mansion
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im the landlord
pay rent bantoids
i'm a squatter, i aint paying nothin'
*finds the comfiest bed and goes to sleep*
I'm the maid how can i help you desu
make tea please maid
Make tea maid
You will be dealt with accordingly
*slaps you in the face*
get out you wench this is no brothel
*Play's emo rap very loudly*
tea tea tea tea tea
i will not move from this bed
please turn it down i'm trying to sleep
I need to throw some aphrodisiac in first
*barricades himself somewhere in the mansion*
*emo rap gets even louder*
WHAT I CAN'T HEAR YOU OVER THE MUSIC
Well well well... Not getting out of this bed, huh? I can see another way to extort rent from you then, very fitting to your title.
Anyone got rope? Don’t ask what I am going to use it for
Turn this fucking shit off only pre 1900 music is allowed in this mansion
just green tea for me please...
TURN YOUR PLEB MUSIC DOWN I CAN'T SLEEP
*hides in the closet*
im the owner
Can I blast Wagner?
Falls in the pool!
all gay people must leave my mansion immediately or else they will be killed
*walks in*
*clears throat*
GOOD NIGHT FAGGOTS
*falls asleep right at the door*
I use spray with the scent of sweaty unwashed ball musk just outside your barricade. You cannot resist your homosexual urges, and get out of it right into the hands of my loli swat team, who in their turn show you the door.
*pulls HERES JONNY on you*
no you`re not you fucking faggot i am
say that to my face nigger i'll knock your teeth out
*gives space gayboy a wedgie and calls him a poopoohead*
*dabs and walks toward sex dungeon with dildo bant in hand*
say that to my face nigger i'll knock your teeth out my ass faggot
Shut you don't understand my generations music taste
my ass faggot
shut the fuck up you fucking faggot
Someone is easily aroused
No nazi trash
jebem ti mater jebany cygan
shut the fuck up faggot
sorry i dont speak orcish
You are getting the dildo bat soon
kurwa ja pierdole
go away i don't have any money you dumb russian
no ur just gay
go choke on a nigger cock
cyka blyat pidar zarzygalka
Oh, but im not after your money, you dim stupid slag, i come to, lets say, extort an alternative form of payment from you
dzien dobry
GUYS FOR THE MILLIONTH TIME, CAN I BORROW SOME ROPE? I CANT TAKE IT ANYMORE
*Knocks gay moor's punk ass into the shadow realm
*T poses victoriously
No u
goodbye
>No nazi trash
B-but Wagner lived before the Nazis even existed
Eh ehm-
shut the fuck up nigger faggot
Yes my servant, is there any problem?
who is this crazed, homeless pole and how did he get into this mansion?
sorry but my bitcoin is worthless now
shut the fuck up faggot
Geez you`re a slow one.
Im talking about your liver retard, now get on that table while im extracting it.
GIVE. ME. SOME. ROPE!
today I woke up
and somebody peed my bed
who did it guys, this is not funny
WE DO NOT LISTEN TO WAGNER IN THIS HOUSE¡¡¡
*slams the door and hides in a corner to cry*
oh fug nononono i need my liver it's very important
*gives you hugs instead*
*BLASTS TANNHAUSER WHILE SCREAMING HOW I WANT TO DIE*
So many strange folks
Lmao keep imagining you could beat me in a fight
Noodle arms 6" shorter than me
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I heard your words and will implement anti-wagnerian rituals as soon as im done with this gaybrit. Please wait warmly.
Dont move you dumb slag or else i`ll gut you like a pig you are
its probably for the best. this place is too gay anyway
I don't need strong arms i have the power of autism i have powers you can't even even dream of
my guts are also pretty important please don't touch those either
It takes one to know one sir
Have you even seen your own photos?
A 14yo could beat you
YOU WILL NOT PREVENT THE GOTTERDAMMERUNG AND THE DESTRUCTION OF THE WORLD THROUGH THE PURE POSSESSIVE POWER OF THE WILL, ALL LIFE IN THE WORLD IS MEANINGLESS AND IT IS ALL PURE SUFFERING - MIGHT AS WELL KILL YOURSELF NOW!
Specifically me
Holy shit my feet smell strong. Took my shoes off at my desk and it smells like someone is holding a bag of nacho cheese doritos 2 inches from my nose. Good lord
discord thread
its a discord board
Jeff C.?
You simple minded fool i have no need for physical attacks i have ascended my humanity
Whatever you say manlet
Yes hello
Manlet that can kick your ass
Manlet mexican
Wrestling is gay
Oh yes, the old and tried "I was merely pretending to be le retard haha" quite epikkkkk!
This way you will never have to face your own flaws, quite ingenious indeed!
>Manlt
>kicking anybodies ass
You might want to get a stepladder first little guy
why wasn't I invited?
k
Have you ever been in a fight?
you keep stealing all the milk
in the pool
Dude chill we are just larping of course i know my flaws i live with them every day just chill bro this is the internet i don't have to be myself here
i never had the opportunity
comfy
please read the sign next time
Yup this is it chief.
Cool
being permitted to drink milk from anywhere is a human's right
?
Mario milk
Not really i always wanted to beat the shit out of this one kid before i was taken out of school but my mom lied to and said violence doesn't solve anything
but i need it to make tea
i saw you sneaking around last night with a jar of tipex i'm calling the police
too late, i drank all the milk
HELP ME! HELP ME! I'M DROWNING! I FEARED THE REArgwrgglglg.
ok cool
duck not allowed in pool
*does the fortnite dance*
I call on everyone to adjourn to the study for a family meeting where I will display my talent of saying the n-word
My house
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