From a purely technical standpoint, how is this even possible to happen?!

From a purely technical standpoint, how is this even possible to happen?!
Some whale bit the transoceanic cable?!
An entire plant caught fire?!
A disgruntled employee, alas Jurassic Park?!
Russians/chinks?!
Nobody behind the wheel on a Sunday?!
Inclusion hires?
I can't honestly believe this is technically possible in a place like Google or Amazon, other than being something unrelated like sabotage

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>update your cisco routers
>woopsie doopsie we had a wittle pwobwem

Don't worry, they're just installing the latest Israeli backdoors.
Everything will be back online in a few hours :^)

Someone fucked up a scheduled downtime transition.

diversity happened

Funny how as soon as the DOJ opens a case on Google....WHAMMO goes the cloud servers

¯\\_(ツ)_/¯

Google is run by a pajeet. That's how.

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>Trust the plan, goy. We're going to arrest Hillary any day now. Sealed indictments are ready.

>Oh wait lol no sorry those weren't for Hillary, they were for Assange! AWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!

kys stupid migapede

still works here

still comfy

:^)

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>Inclusion hires?
Tranny cut the cable because xhe felt that Google wanted to be a woman.

bruh

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wew lad, what a (((coincidence))), that really gets the noggin jogging

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delete this NOW

Really activated some almonds

It could also be the CCP trying to orchestrate outages in the build-up to the anniversary of the Tiananmen Square massacre. I know a bunch of accounts critical of the CCP got massflagged on twitter.

>SHUT IT DOWN
>WIPE EVERYTHING

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they can't keep getting away with it...

That would be a crazy conspiracy theory if the DOJ actually opened a case on Google, which they didn't. The DOJ just fought the FTC for the authority to open a case, if a case were to be opened, which means jack shit. For all we know the DOJ is trying to win authority so the FTC can't start a case.

Nice damage control. Still selling all my Google stock tomorrow.

>selling low

>not selling low buying high