From a purely technical standpoint, how is this even possible to happen?!
Some whale bit the transoceanic cable?!
An entire plant caught fire?!
A disgruntled employee, alas Jurassic Park?!
Russians/chinks?!
Nobody behind the wheel on a Sunday?!
Inclusion hires?
I can't honestly believe this is technically possible in a place like Google or Amazon, other than being something unrelated like sabotage
From a purely technical standpoint, how is this even possible to happen?!
Anthony Smith
Easton Gray
>update your cisco routers
>woopsie doopsie we had a wittle pwobwem
Connor Gonzalez
Don't worry, they're just installing the latest Israeli backdoors.
Everything will be back online in a few hours :^)
Brandon Gray
Someone fucked up a scheduled downtime transition.
Angel Perry
diversity happened
Leo Lewis
Funny how as soon as the DOJ opens a case on Google....WHAMMO goes the cloud servers
¯\\_(ツ)_/¯
Nicholas Garcia
Google is run by a pajeet. That's how.
Aaron Thompson
David Myers
>Trust the plan, goy. We're going to arrest Hillary any day now. Sealed indictments are ready.
>Oh wait lol no sorry those weren't for Hillary, they were for Assange! AWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!
kys stupid migapede
Connor Flores
still works here
still comfy