This is the current state of Apple design

Nigga is that a fucking cheesegrater

Does it have screws or do you need a particle accelerator to clean dust?

Wow so industrial design.

all of it, what are you expecting? I bet this time they're welding the screen on

everything soldered and glued
you can't even open the case without special pentalobe driver heads

looks great.
Where can I buy it for 400€?

>everyone loves the G5, right?
>what if we did that again, but made it fucking hideous?

FUCKING HOUSEFIRE

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The design is fine.
The issue is that Apple has been fucking up with Mac "Pro" and Macbook "Pro" for so long that most professional software now runs better on Windows.

The legs/stands look like what you’d see on a bathroom radiator.

holy shit, just used reverse image search, its actually fucking real
OH NONONO
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA
WTF

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Well, it is a 1.4 kW bathroom radiator.

OH NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Are you serious?

Adobe suites have been running faster on Windows since the PowerMac G3 era. Apple's switch to Intel narrowed the gap somewhat, but their love of "muh thin" and "muh battery" over thermals mean CPU and GPU are in constant state of throttle and perform worse than similarly specced Windows computers.

Wow nice, I’ll take 2.

WHERE IS SHE?

please tell me that is not monitor next to the fromage shredeur

THE

FUCKING

ABSOLUTE

STATE

Good lord that looks awful, what the fuck were they thinking?

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$6,000 monitor extra
$5,000 option available if you're poor

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Did they let a team of racially diverse designers straight out of design school design it?

>SIX THOUSAND DOLLARYDOOS for a tiny ass 256GB SSD
What the fuck

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>reach around the back to plug in monitor
>end up shredding hand to pieces
wtf apple

Kek. First thing that came to my mind

>$6000 for a PC clone that can barely match the performance of a 2013-2014 PC

Cue some retard posting their gaymen pc thinking it’s comparable

A literal cheese grater.
So disruptive.
Bravo.

DELEEETEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

That dual Radeon Instinct using pcie x32 plus infinity fabric looks pretty crazy.
I wonder if gay osx will support tensorflow on launch.

Bro at least they are rid of that stupid tiny trash can meme. This is based, I want one. The sides look really good and it's a tower with standard component sizes, thank god. Someone (probably a lot of someones) will make front covers or something to change the front holes look which is kind of ugly. But it's going under my desk anyone and nobody will see it

but as a workstation computer for the sake of being computer, do want

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HOLE
TECHNOLOGY

They've been sticking their head up the iPhone ass since Jobs died.
And yes, most professional software does run better on Windows - granted, if you have an SSD installed.

kill yourself you fucking nigger

I don't even

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They should have gone with Threadripper or Epyc instead of Xeon thought.
I doubt incel will release the dual chip 56 core for that socket.

look at all those speed holes, it must be a very fast computer.

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is their cooling solution so shit that their way to fix it is to just make more holes?

I'll buy the case minus the Apple logo for around $100 to $200 USD. Slap that retarded half-eaten apple logo on there and there it goes to $2,500 USD.
also
>buy it for a workstation
God, what are you, retarded?

Holy shit it's $4999 and the monitor is $4999. And that is to start with min specs

amazing

>you need to buy the monitor stand separately and it's another thousand freedom dollars
No one can possibly be this stupid, right?

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well at least now it wont throttle.

why are the holes so big?
it would look fine with small holes

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>monitor is $4999
i don't want to believe that this is true.

>shit tier overheating pile of shit for $6000 that perform worse than a $1000 pc

>using any sort of standarized mounts or connections?
>HAHAHA nope
>It'll be 199 for an adapter

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Without the stand.

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Is it me or those are dents and not holes.

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There are people who want to have the "coolest" computer on the market regardless of cost efficiency. This will likely sell enough to offset the development cost.
Unfortunately, it also means that Apple hardware as a professional tool is dead, they're only catering to fashion victims now.

>Trash can
>Cheese grinder
Say what you want about apple but they always make sure for their products to have multipe use cases.

looks like the old one but with what the fuck vent designs

trashcan and now cheese graters, who the fuck designs this

Furries

That will be a nightmare to dust off.

>>monitor is $4999
>i don't want to believe that this is true.

theverge.com/2019/6/3/18644791/apple-mac-pro-display-xdr-6k-retina-hdr-wwdc-2019

>all items in pic together cost $12,000

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wait

JUST THIS STAND IS $1000, ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME.

something about the must be wrong or a half truth

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Isn't the Apple keynote on September?

>The 32-inch display will cost $4,999 at launch and a Pro stand will sell separately for $999.

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>$1000 more for MATE paint
lmao i am waiting to see how iretards will justify

Why would you just lie like that? Are you that fucking angry and deluded? Nigger there's a fucking handle on the top, you turn it the case lifts off.

The fuck is wrong with you people? Do you think if you repeat something enough times it becomes true?

>A
>Fucking
>Stand

999.99 $ + Tip + Tax.

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>etched glass
>METT PEANT
>paint
>display

Are you mentally disabled?

>ABSOLUTE
>STATE

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This is a shop STAHP

it's suck

those fucking specs for this fucking price holy shit

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This reminds me when EK unveiled their circle pattern design.

>WE AT APPLE ARE SHAMELESS ABOUT STEALING GREAT IDEAS

>from
oh my, do we know yet what's the highest you can pay for it?

>8 core Xeon with 32+ hardware security vulnerabilities

why? Does it even have hyperthreading enabled (zombieload mitigation requires HT disabled)

ROFL

is that 256 gb SSD plated with gold?

>can now grate cheese while computing

based, winpoorfags jelly as shit

IT'S JUST A PIECE OF FUCKING PLASTIC

surely even the mactoddlers must find those prices off the fucking chart, right?

more like soldered with gold

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>God, what are you, retarded?
1.5 tb of RAM bro, are you retarded?

Gold plating is peasant-tier cheap hombre, this is solid gold SSD, with diamonds on top.

SHOW US THE FUCKING GUTS

mobo does look good

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Eat shit kike

90% of these will sit in the homes of the 1% running cool looking screen savers. They won't even bother hooking up keyboards.

That's a good question, does anybody keep track of the apple press? The only thing i know of is that gruber knob, but he hasn't posted anything as far as i can see.

WAIT

it's $5000 FOR A 256GB HD AND 32GB OF RAM

AHAHAHAHAHAHA

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This is what counts. How pretty your board is when Louis opens her up and cleans out your cum while fixing the pp bus. Apple does it again.

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>Radeon Pro 580x
What the fuck is this? An RX 580 with a shiny sticker?

>granted, if you have an SSD installed.
What kind of retard doesn't have an SSD in a machine that expensive these days?