That's it. I give up. It's impossible to satirize these fucks anymore

nice shoop faggot

user, I...

what if haha

idk but $200 to convert from proprietary connector to VESA is bullshit. Good on you for 3D printing

What does it do? How do they justify the price?

Capitalism was a mistake
- Adam Smith 2019

stop being poor, $1000 is pocket money

a Vesa stand is an object meant to keep a VESA-mountable display in upright position when resting on a flat, level surface.

>$1000 for a stand

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that VESA stand better be made of pure fucking silver

itt: expense & inconvenience

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so, they're charging 200 for a vesa adapter and one goddamn thousand for their "exclusive" stand?

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Silver is like a third of the strength of steel, you'd be retarded to use it for a structural item

So it's like a gimbal for a camera? That's it? Those things run like $50

are you pretending to be retarded? VESA is the name of the bracket you can attack monitors to.

>charge $1000 for a fucking monitor stand
>because the $5000 monitor doesn't include one
>make the $200 VESA mount look like an absolute bargain in comparison
Tim Cook is the smartest faggot alive.

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It's real... LOL, i shit you not.
macrumors.com/2019/06/03/live-from-wwdc-2019/

Absolute fucking mad men

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I misunderstood sorry, it's even less impressive than what I'd made up in my head. Jesus.

this is now a satania thread.

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So that stand doesn't even clamp to the desk?

How does a trillion dollar company think this is okay?

How do you think they got to be a trillion dollar company?

holy shit...

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this is worst design in history of design

It looks like it's a solid chunk of aluminum which would mean a CNC has to drill out all of the interior, meaning 90% of the aluminum is wasted

because their costumers don't even qualify as humans at this point

I refuse to believe these prices

truly revolutionary design

>grate A design

6 mother fucking thousand dollars for THAT

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please tell me it comes with some extra ports or something. Holy shit.

>from

A FUCKING APPLE

FROM

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macrumors.com/2019/06/03/live-from-wwdc-2019/
It's all real, aplels genocide when ?

carlos!

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Despite Grate-A design, I don't think I wanna spend 6000 dollars on something that I can get for like 5 bucks at walmart.

>The new Mac Pro is launching this fall with a starting price of $5,999. That’s with a spec vastly below its maxed out exciting new features: you get 32GB of memory, an octa-core Intel Xeon CPU, Radeon Pro 580X graphics, and a 256GB SSD.
OH NO NO NO

Because their loyal paypigs will buy 3 of each.

That’s with a spec vastly below its maxed out exciting new features: you get 32GB of memory, an octa-core
>Intel Xeon CPU
When you can get an Intel HEDT/ Threadripper

>Radeon Pro 580X graphics
>not Radeon Instinct

>and a 256GB SSD.
WOW IT'S FUCKING NOTHING
Who the fuck would care?

>don't even get a fucking HDD
>for 6k

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Why would you need large amounts of local storage in the current year when iCloud exists?

You cant waste aluminum :|

$999...
For a piece of metal and plastic cheaply made in a Chinese sweatshop...
California needs to fall.

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True dat, more ways to milk money from aplels

Capitalism is fine.
Marketing is a mistake, a big, huge mistake.
It robs people from their free will.

>think, Joe, think we need ideas for the next big thing right fucking now
>uhh, let me google shit up, maybe something will come to my mind
>so there's a bulk sale of novelty giant cheese grates
>oh, and Walmart offloads their remaining stock of gaming PCs
>....this may actually work

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>*audible gasp*

You're absolutely wrong.
It was a satania thread since the start, but you failed to post her earlier.

If you start out with a giant cube of Aluminum and machine it down, all the chips are "wasted" and have to be melted down and make into stock again.

>cheese grater

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>$199 for a fucking VESA mounting plate

Imagine being so confident in your marketing and customer base that you KNOW you'll get away with this.

You'll be able to buy Chinese knockoffs for $10.

>256GB SSD
This is just fucking insulting.

Bro, I just built a 12 core with 64GB for $1200.
- 12 core kike ripper
- 64 GB
- X399 Taichi mobo
- GTX 1070
- 500GB NVME

$6000.. for almost half that LMFAO

Why pay $20 for a mount when you can pay $200

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This will make a fine addition to my collection

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is that a fucking Apple Bible

this is your average lower middle class family

dude, $200 is only for VESA adapter place, not the whole mount

>not believing in our Lord and Saviour Tim Apple

And so sayeth, the great prophet steve jobs, "I am not a PC"

are Macfags millionaires? They can drop just as much money in one year buying Apple products as buying a new car .

You just don't get it, these products are for PROFESSIONALS, for whom money is no object. You are obviously not a professional since you're questioning the pricing model.

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Stop
Being
Poor

>$999 for a fucking stand
what the absolute fuck

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Yeah, I guess I am an amateur I will keep my chink netbook with Ubuntu linux, thank you

Is this at least made of gold?

fine faggot

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GO BACK TO LOOKING LIKE A FUNNY CHEESE GRATER INSTEAD OF THIS TRYPHOPHOBIA HELL.

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that last guy has got to be joking

the real question: what is the price tag of the maxed out configuration?

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ayy lmao

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>Jow Forums: Looks don't matter as long as the product is powerful and functional.
>also Jow Forums:

I have a strange but plausible theory for the pricing of the stand. My theory is that they're charging not based on the cost, but on the geometry. The stand is approximately five times smaller than the $5000 Mac. I think they're doing this because they want their customers to see their products as homogeneous and solid, rather than as a casing for intricate circuitry.

$19,999.99

>Your IQ is too low to comprehend the value of the Pro Stand

*sniffffff*

I think the old one managed to max out higher than that, so probably not.

Apple VESA mounts are usually made of painted cardboard

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iKea

Top fucking kek

that's nice but it's no apple

you pay extra for the quality, the service and being part of the community

Colby what happened in your life that made you such a cocksucking faggot?

I can't wait for them to get rid of this guy

This looks like a furry's nose up close.

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>the quality, the service and being part of the community
AHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAAH

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