$5999 US DOLLARS

i-i need it for m-my journalism job

13k for a 250gb ssd
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Gonna need 2 kidneys for that.

Thats... just for a case... Inside still the same apple crap as always

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$999 US DOLLARS

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>advanced technology
>coiled springs have been in use since the early 15th century and were fully understood since the 17th century

>AMD in a premium computer
This is why you're not in charge of anything.

>implying CPUs that have HT disabled due to vulnerability fit in a premium computer

So many alien faces for nothing :(

umm this isn't for you, sweetie
go buy yourself a malt

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Coming this fall... When PCI-E 4.0 is the standard and 64-cores is the norm for 2000$ cheaper. What the fuck is apple thinking making this thing at the end of a generation? Why add even upgradeability when everything is going to be PCI-E 4.0 after 2019? Especially on the AMD GPU side, wtf is Apple even doing?

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It's actually perfect for them. They can sell it to all the people that have been desperately waiting for a new Mac Pro for 5+ years, and then sell those same people another one in 2 years when they realize it's obsolete and the new model is much faster.

>advanced technology
>probably just some cheap Samsung panels in a aluminum case

Maybe it will look good in the kitchen next to the android refrigerator and coffee maker.

So I gather from this either Ive is gone or he just doesn’t give a fuck anymore

is that a cheese grater or something?

kek

Giant enemy crab

are appletards really that retarded and will pay 1000$ for monitor stand?

Apple is the quintessential post NAFTA company, hipster douche bags designing over priced crap and is then manufactured by third world slave labor and then sold to other hipster douche bags at an outrageous markup.

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This -- my TR4 setup blows this meme shit out of the fucking water

Go configure an equivalent HP Z8 G4 workstation then come back
>The HP is more expensive

Did electronics companies ever give a shit about NAFTA?

>Macfags
They didn't exist anymore. They are dead when Jobs is dead.

>NAFTA
>Thrid world slave labor
Canada is bad but not that bad user.

I think this might legit be a unicorn monitor in terms of specifications/quality, but it will be unattainable for most.

My early and mid 90's stuff is all manufactured in Japan some of it is nearly 30 years old and still functions perfectly. Pre NAFTA corporate culture wasn't all about profit margin and when you purchased something regardless of where it was manufactured you knew some middle class person built it. Imagine if Apple built all it's stuff in California, I doubt there would be a homeless problem and Apple's prices wouldn't change one cent.

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But their margins REEEEEE
What about all the investors? They have families to feed.

What if I cannot get that new Tesla next year REEEEEEEEEEEE
My 401k won't get fully funded and we will have to cancel that 2 week trip to France.

>considering how advanced the tech is
Lmfao, the DELUSION!

>all manufactured in Japan
anti patriotic

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Buy this piece of metal for a thousand bucks.

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Dude if the France trip gets cancelled due to monetary constraints, I am literally going to scream.

I cant even dude, whats this clown world

I think Cisco is manufactured in the US, I got plenty of that stuff MTBF of around 25 years.

youtube.com/watch?v=SAh30bOsvgU&feature=youtu.be

Comes with a 256GB SSD!!!

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That's retarded, if you're not continually cutting costs, somebody's undercutting you or blowing you out of the water. There aren't a lot of business models where you can make thee same thing forever and continually break even.

Explain to me how a rational, functional, human could think "that" is worth 13k with screen

it's not even 1k relax

They're cherry picked LGs. It actually is worth the money because your alternative is probably 2x the price for esoteric direct to business monitors. Apple is pretty good about the quality control. Although you could try your luck at playing the Dell high-end ultrasharp lottery for much cheaper and hope it doesn't take more than few tries to get a perfect one.

you seem to have forgotten the display stand. That'l be $999

>advanced tech
>radeon rx 580
D E L U S I O N

A GRAND FOR A STAND

Is that a cheese grater? Wtf is that?

Costs more than most peoples high end PCs and it still can't even do half as much...what a fucking joke. Also lol cheese grater.

i feel pain youtube.com/watch?v=NmAsRzxsRLQ

wheee!

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So you are saying the design goal is right on track? It's clearly meant to be a remake of this

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>copying yourself from 9 years ago because you can't be a design leader anymore

BASED Tim Apple dabbing on goyim.

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Nice Sharper Image cheese grater, user.

>When Apple loses another 100 billion in market value

But I thought you wanted a working stand!
youtube.com/watch?v=MG_NRcy5mxU

Except it looks worse in every way. The PowerMac G5 (which came out in 2003 btw) unironically still looks more modern and appealing than anything Apple has designed since.

Search "cheese grater" on DDG.
Article about the new Mac Pro is the first thing that comes up.

Apple is just grandstanding its new Mac Pro monitors.

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>>/lgbt/

*crack* it snaps
oh shit... I need to go to apple. They will fix it to me.... wait....

Someone build a comparable system and see how much it costs,

youtube.com/watch?v=0TBQ_DHCtmI
Torvaldsen is already ahead of you.

considering its target user base - this is not unexpected from apple.

What was unexpected was apple phasing out all of their services shit. The MacOS server is now a hollow shell with shit for services. This means this is pretty much just for professional design and editing work.

This being said - considering the the hardware - it has a target audience that will shill out for it.

so basically $10,000 CAD dollars

AHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAH WHAT

you're paying for a brand, not metal itself

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is it wrong that i want a g5 case for my pc? i like the design so much.

>the memes are slowly coming true

is not just bad marketing, apple is purposefully selling incomplete goods, imagine buying a fucking new ferrari without doors
no no no apple wants its customers to explicitly and proudly buy an aluminum rod for $999
the $7000 example he gives is true, but that is not the point of this strategy
apple wants to prove beyond doubt that its buyers are mentally handicapped, and they can milk them for long time without real effort

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absolute unit

>aluminum rod for
Is it not brushed titanium?
My M4 Jonesbro case is brushed titanium (and sides of tempered glass) and I love it. It was a lot cheaper than $1k though.

yeah, but what they didn't tell you is they spent $5000 that day feeding the guy who put it togethre

An AMD GPU is in the Mac Pro you dolt.

>ayyymd lmao

Don't @ me with that weak shit.

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Need I remind you apple computers are not made for you

This is unironically a top-5 asthetic case

>and completely ripped off from Braun design language.

The fuck are they doing with this new shit?

Trypophobia Case

As someone who makes $75/hr I will never purchase something as ridiculously expensive as this for no performance to show for it. It's extremely overpriced and laughable.

So fucking delusional it hurts.

>Windows 10 Pro 64 - HP recommends Windows 10 Pro Included in price
>Linux-ready -$375.00

what the actual fucking fuck is wrong with these companies?

Lmao these isheep need to be put into force labour prison

>Intel® Xeon® Gold 6134M Processor (3.2 GHz, up to 3.7 GHz w/Turbo Boost, 24.75 MB cache, 2666MHz, 8 core) +$10101.00

who is this for, brain damaged people who won the lottery?

>it has to be intel because muh premium
inoperable

>Ugh!

You can't make this shit up

Oof, that repair gets a big yikes from me senpai.

ADVANCED

STAND

TECH

how in the fuck can anyone justify this?

Are you seriously implying that the people who brought you the butterfly keyboard can do flawless quality control?