ITT: we predict how the shills will defend this

>8-core xeon, 32gb of ram, 580x, 256gb of storage
>$6000 (+tip)

theres no defending this except to say that companies that pay for this want the ecosystem and somewhat robust performance, if it cost them $1500 or $6000 is inconsequential

Did Apple finally break away its tradition of be the cheapest option in workstations finally?
Its like the cheese grater, but hideous.

It's obviously a stackable server blade.

>$6000

It's tailored towards world class content creators so price is totally justified.

Already obsolete lmao

8k screen

How?

yeah that SSD can store a full hour of 4k video

Meanwhile:
pcpartpicker.com/list/7DmNr6
>32-core 64-threads Threadripper
>128GB of ECC 2666 RAM
>2TB of NVME super fast storage
>2TB of SATA fast storage
>AMD RADEON PRO WX9100 with 16GB of HBM2
>Just for 5870 US$

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Laptop tier.

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too bad it has no storage for 1 8k porn

See A PC 4 times more powerful for the same price.

Useless 8 core version, just fancy but low price.

GPU + SSD + CPU + RAM easily over $10000.

Only clients very rich profesionals.

But sad EPYC Rome BTFO it.

>"The new Mac Pro SHREDS the competition"

you don't even need the Epyc rome set. You just need

looks like a cheese grate

For full AVX2, but yes.

"Industrial design"

>iOS 13 Dark Mode

I'm jelly for this one tho

>GPU
The gpu of the base model is basically a WX 7100 and it cost 500 bucks.
>SSD
A Samsung 512GB(double of the mac pro base model) 970 PRO NVMe cost 160 bucks
>RAM
A 32GB quad channel ddr4 ecc kit cost 250 bucks
>CPU
A Intel Xeon Scalable Silver 4110 SkyLake 8-Core cost 500 bucks.

1410US$ Total
End yourself applel fag

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>for content creators
>250gb ssd 8 core cpu

What the fuck aplel is doing? Why not just use threadrippers?

dark mode is a fucking meme

God please end this bright white gui era.

Don't like them feet. It's a computer, not a sideboard.

Without feet/handles it would be pretty good looking machine.

white text on black background irritates your eyes even more

How much of a brainlet would you have to be if you are an actual """""""""content creator"""""""" and buy this hunk of shit anyway?

To be honest the kind of people who'd be using these probably won't be using local storage anyway. That SSD is basically going to be a glorified cache.

>black
but im 32-32-32 masterrace

>not 31-31-31 if you wanted the 32nd darkest grey because the 0-255 value actually starts at 0

Already saw that one

It's 28-core.

"Those are speed holes, they make it run faster."

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Not enough security holes, this is Pro hardware

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>implying apple would make a 28-core base model
base is 8-core for $5999

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What else would your bull hold when you are prepping it?

Nope, 6K lol

Wouldnt be surprised if it must be apple brand ram to run

>$199 for a VESA adapter

This is peak Apple.

You have to be literally genuinely mentally ill to defend this shit.

This one is first of a kind, made to mount your asshole on the wall of tim apples house

>$5,000 for a 6k 32 inch monitor
meanwhile
dell.com/en-us/work/shop/dell-ultrasharp-32-8k-monitor-up3218k/apd/210-alez/monitors-monitor-accessories
AND it comes with the stand, saving another $1,000

Knowing apple this will either always be the price for this desktop no matter what point in its life it is (could be 5 years out of date and same price)

Or they’ll lower the price in a year but it’ll be peanuts just for PR so they can claim they respond to consumers.

>(higher is better)

It's called being in a cult.

It's not an XDR monitor, though.

only chinese bugmen fucking type like this, I see you Zhang

Is this thing serviceable?

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Not by him, this thing is going to have zero component availability outside Apple.

It automatically calls FBI if you open it.

>256gb storage
Jesus christo wtf, should be at least 1 tb for 6000 oil dollars

>Xtreme dynamic range
???

It's an alien ware PC in disguise the whole time

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FIVE THOUSAND FIVE HUNDRED AND NINETY NINE DOLLARS. WHAT THE FUCK!?!?!

Apple shills will lick the crusty dingleberries out of Tim Cook's asshole just to grate their balls a single time on this cheese grater. We're in peak consumerism. This is insane.

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>$999 micro hackintosh

nuc8 i5 3.8ghz boost quad
64gb ram
512gb samsung 970 pro ssd

cpu is almost as good as a 6700k, 970pro nvme is lightning fast, and who the fuck needs more than 64gb ram, and its still under the price apple wants for a fucking stand.

Yeah, that's why the new T2 security chip has a separate GPS and a GSM module integrated.

>$6000
Maybe apple will finally have good support again eh?

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