I love paying $1000 for a $2 chunk of aluminum

>i love paying $1000 for a $2 chunk of aluminum

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find me a better professional monitor stand than Pro Stand, I'll wait

Reminder that at least $250 of that cost is due to Trump's 25% tariffs. MAGA!

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What stand does the monitor come with?

$25 milled aluminium sold for 500% markup

Based donny, you should be buying American anyway.

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Not even close. The stand is one piece of aluminum, it would be more than $25 for the raw stock.

I take back this comment. They probably welded the pieces together.

that really doesn't make it look any better. there's no way the profit margin on this thing isn't in the range of 90%.

and they have to mill only one out of a giant chunk of aluminium. Simply no way to mass produce it without huge amounts of waste....

iTODDLERS

CONSTANTLY

CONTINUALLY

UNCEASINGLY

UNREPEALABLY

UNREMITTINGLY

PERPETUALLY

PERSISTENTLY

PERMANENTLY

INVARIABLY

INCESSANTLY

IRREVOCABLY

INTERMINABLY

INDELIBLY

INDEFINITELY

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BLOWN

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UNTIL THE END OF TIME

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>not taking shavings and melting them down to mill again

Everyone's freaking out about the $999 stand but no one seems to notice the FUCKING $199 VESA mount.
It's all according to keikaku

ultra based

>evaluating the final price of products based on raw materials
I love it when its easy to see who failed Econ 101

Based.

unfathomably based.

>professional monitor stand
find me a better professional hydration system than Apple Water™

>I-if it werent for Drumpf, it would only cost $750!

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Maybe the stand doubles as a Professional Apple Dildo™.

>mill only one out of a giant chunk of aluminium
>one
stop talking about what you know nothing about, retard

Fuck chink and Mexican space labor.

It's a literal grandstand.

Do they chuck the unused aluminium into the ocean when they are done making the stand or something?

You can buy a high quality dual VESA monitor mount for a few hundred dollars. It might not be as "fluid" or whatever bullshit apple will spew about this but they're perfectly fine. And you don't adjust the monitor enough to justify $1000

To be honest they are probably just doing this so they can put a cheap stand in with the monitor but just say on paper they have "options" fully in the knowledge that third party options will appear immediately for a fraction of the price.

I can't tell if this is parody or you suffered a stroke while typing

Copers out in full force. Apple just unveiled the best professional workstation & monitor on the planet. "Better point out I'm poor and focus on the optional stand." Haha oh man.

This

It is not a parody, sorry.

There's nothing wrong with that post desu.

I meant to reply to
My bad

>extra iFag tax
>not a good thing

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paste and distilled

It looks like a hangman thingy so you can fucking hang yourself after you realize you spent $1,000 on a monitor stand.

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>tfw pajeet calls and tells you your apple loan is overdue

kek, this really puts things in perspective.

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basado y rojopillado

>What stand does the monitor come with?

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lost, I sided at this

Beyond based