ITT: Better uses of $999

ITT: Better uses of $999.

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Save up a bit more and get a nice Daniel Defense

38 of these

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if you're going for price/performance, 199 of these

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>XFX 590 Fatboy
You tried but you failed.
Anything that isn't the 590 Nitro+ isn't worth mentioning if you're gonna have a 590 which is already dubious in itself.

Waiting for July. Zen2+Navi.

fuck this piece of shit. its a pain in the ass to get it to work as a usb slave farm

buy an old beater car for 1000 bucks and drive it until it breaks

this

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avoid spending it

>not buying a full nigger arsenal of hi point, hi point carbine, and PSA AR
Could probably do all that under $999 and still have money for malt liqour

I take it back, screw the daniel defense.

buy a nog arsenal instead

>spending three times what you need on an ssd
>including monitor costs in your first build
just use that 1440x900 monitor you have lying around

The ram looks overpriced as well. I bought 3000Mhz 15cl ram for cheaper two or three months ago

10 of these

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Would you rather have a monitor stand for $1k or spend it on a nice vacation, spend some quality time with your mates and become an absolute fucking legend for the rest of your life? Tough choice

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lol buying all that shit when you could just get 1 intel processor for the same price

i hope those hookers have penises

take a girl out, eventually form a relationship?

might as well burn that 1k then

Pic related or rhel 3 times

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>shouting all the beer for two weeks straight
What a loser lol. Your "mates" only hang out with you to use you

>VFX studios buying any of this shit instead of cheap stands for their new displays

Been thinking about getiing a zero and making an openVPN server on it.

fucking seriously, black holes the lot

>20 std infected hookers
>cheap vacation in a shitty hotel in a shitty third-world shithole
>14 cartons of beer
lmao

My friend brought me back one of those cheap bintang tshirts

it doesn't have networking so that would be dumb

>spending money on high end computing that isn’t Apple and depreciates instantly
>a good use of money

My MacBook Pro still has 80% of its value, meanwhile Thinkpad/XPS13 drops off a cliff. If you really wanted to, you can sell your MacBook Pro every 3-4 years and get the new model for like $500.

You can do that with a desktop too, while also having 2x the performance of any Mac available
The absolute state of macfags