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For 999 bucks what can you buy instead a Mac pro aluminum stand?

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~ 1 metric ton of clean 6063 aluminium alloy

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S10

Some proper 150bucks vesa mount+stand, 849bucks on blackjack and hookers.

a Mac book air

18 dragon dildos

an actual computer

a 49" bendy boi

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Whatever except Chinese metals in any amount

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Hundreds of Taco Bell burritos. A couple lightly used Winchester lever action rifles. An extremely respectable custom built workstation. A used car or decent used dirt bike. Dozens of pocket pussies and lube.

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A hooker and blow.

Probably a used macbook

new computer, computer desk, bose revolve speaker, and a nice chair >$100

i just did that

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1 month of serviced AC room in Bangkok. traps are not included

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A car

Are you a fag or something

26 metallic stands:

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330usd = an iPad air 2019 version without 4G.
170usd = Xiaomi Mi A2 with Android One.
470usd = Dell Inspiron 3567 with i3-6006U 2.00 GHz, 15.6", 4GB ddr4 ram, 1TB regular hdd, DVD-RW, AMD Radeon R5 M430 2GB, Microsoft Windows 10 included
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total spent = 970usd

>Apple
>Inspiron
Weak bait

ideapad 3xx ~$500
poco f1 8/128 ~$350
fuck the ipad

>regular hdd
I don't care if all you could get instead was a 256GB SSD, fuck suffering with an HDD

A car

more like 3, I mean I'm not in Bangkok but SEA is cheaper than that

B-but most people here are underage or autists that can't learn to drive a car.

die

Three of these:
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10 used thinkpads

400$ 4k 32" monitor
400$ ryzen pc with intergrated graphics
199$ for peripherals

300 grams of weed , although most vendors offer you a discount when you buy in bulk so it could be anything from 600 grams to 1200 grams
12 grams of street meth
400 grams of deepweb MDMA
2 (maybe three) lenovo ideapads
six moderatly large quadro TVs
used volkswagen golf car (wouldn't recommend)
1000 bags of best chips in balkan
1500 bags of ramen
6 samsung J3s
one methlab worth of glassware, hotplates, heating mantles, lab grade solvents and reagents
presumably a lot of pizza, but exact number is hard to find
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a lot of loyalty for a hired iToddler

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A nice guitar

10 hours of anal sex wirh a hot Ukrainian prostite.

>anal sex

Russian prostitute, Ivan.

Refurbished iPhone XS if you get lucky.

these will be crappy thinkpads

3 good ones

>balkan
No wonder you're such a bitter poorfag.

for $300/mo would be a shithole

a car and a non apple stand

i can literally build a "ziemianka" house with 24v dc electrical, photovoltaic instalation and running water with this money

a 4 slot NAS with 4-8TB+ disks per slot and some hookers

+20hrs

>For 999 bucks what can you buy instead a Mac pro aluminum stand?
i could buy a kitty!

An LCD-2C and a dac/amp

>Kobo Forma+
>Sony XB32 EXTRA BASS™ Portable BLUETOOTH® Speake+
>Sony WH-1000XM3+
>Bose® SoundLink® Micro Portable Bluetooth® Speaker +
>uni-ball Eye Micro UB-150 Rollerball Pen - Black, Pack of 14+
>POCKETMAN 50000 lumens Lamp xhp70.2 most powerful usb led 18650 26650 battery+
>Baseus 20000mAh Power Bank+
>Men Bamboo Fiber Socks Brand New Casual Business Anti-Bacterial Deodorant Breatheable Man Long Sock 5pairs+
>Electric Mosquito Killer Lamp LED Bug Zapper Anti Mosquito Killer Lamp Insect Trap Lamp Killer Home Living Room Pest Control+
>Vention HDMI Switch Bi-Direction 2.0 HDMI 4K Switcher 1x2/2x1 Adapter 2 in 1 out Converter for PS4 Pro/4/3 TV Box HDMI Splitter

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Ricoh GR III or Sonygger RX100 VA, plus SD card and extra batteries.

A trip to Pattaya.

A Ryzen 2 computer with decent specs.

a mail to order bride desu