IOS and watchOS will now be able to track your periods

the shit that women buy...

imagine if there was an app for tracking your faps. and they were fucking presenting it on stage.

>accelerometer detects rapid hand motion
>*beep beep* FAP ALERT
>Please fill out all the entries to track your current fap.
>1. Hand Used: Right (Auto detected)
>2. Intensity: Furious (auto detected)
>3. Material used: Futa porn, gay (detected from history)
>4. Load level: Enter low/medium/high

some females dont have regular periods

my best friend can have 2 periods per month
or none some times

No they don't
My wife uses app and I managed to train her so well she's aware of upcoming PMS and try not to be annoying bitch or make a stupid decisions at that time. This is gold. If you think bleeding cunt is the main problem, you don't know life.

>What is this device good for? Well, you could share your "flow level" on instagram
>be me
>gf bleeds like a slaughter pig on her periods
>sometimes it's me who buys pads, if I'm shopping
>"which one should I get, honey? Niagara Falls or Flood - Gods Wraith?" - I joke
I'm not getting sex for a few days so might as well have soms lulz out of it.

She is ill. Or something in birth controll pill fucks her up.

Kek
They could bleed from their ass-pussies as a token of solidarity.
>hey Chad, tomorrow 'flow solidarity day' at work, be a pal and fuck my ass hard & dry, won't you.

Yes they do, unless they are ill. I don't think you have a wife. I think you lie to us, user.

>Every woman I know knows exactly when she should get her period.
A general idea, of course but you saying "I know", "exactly", and that all these women discuss this with you, hmm... well
>I heard it's because it is something that happens frequently and you get used to it.
Tearing off a new sheet doesn't happen on a exact or set schedule, it varies even with control so no. You're generalizing either personal experience or lack of knowledge as if its fact.

Some women aren't as capable of understanding their body. I've been with some that always know what's happening with their cycle and others that will randomly realize they are on their period.

The really simple reason to track it is so that you don't bleed on your pants because you forgot your period was coming. I'm sure a woman could come up with more reasons though.

By the wayPMS is a bullshit excuse to be a cunt. Keep your bitches in check and they magically don't ever have pms.

>Yes they do, unless they are ill. I don't think you have a wife. I think you lie to us, user.
I am sure you don't because you just tried to apply logic to woman's action?

trannie are you okay
are you okay
are you okay
are you okay, trannie

>No they don't. My girlfriend uses one of those apps to track her shit
The app is meant to track her periods, not her bowel movements

I hope the angry jannie trannie didnt ban me for this again

The real question is what will they do with the collected data?

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fitbit already did that.

>Every woman I know knows exactly when she should get her period.
Confirmed for barely knowing any women. And this is why we need girls in tech.

Invaluable marketing data for highly customized targeted ads

Targeted iTinder for females who are in their horny days.

god fucking damn it, how did I lose to this

this isn't analogous at all, nice try though