I've made a semi-official profile on determining if someone is a closeted homo or is infected with the gay:
1. Avatarfags as a specific girl or consistently posts girls that are anime. 2. Avatarfags as a specific cute boy or consistently posts boys that are anime and cute - posting manly men (even if anime) isn't necessarily a sign of the gay unless it's a guy with minimal clothing. 3. Consistently shows up in gay threads instead of just hiding/filtering them like a good straight. 4. Posts pics of himself on a 99.9% male board with over half of the population being bisexual. 5. Constantly denies being gay while consistently showing up in gay threads. 6. Constantly finds himself wrapped up in gay drama whilst denying being gay - it could be said that the gays are following him around, but that doesn't really happen unless number two happens. 7. Attention whores on a 99% male board. 8. Likes futa/dickgirls. 9. Admits to liking traps for their femininity. 10. Has admitted to having at least one IRL gay experience. 11. Shows up in gay threads to "derail" them into an attention whore thread for himself. 12. Threads become gay drama threads as soon as he appears. 13. Stutter-types on an imageboard. 14. Gets flustered easily. 15. Adds hearts (
>posting manly men (even if anime) isn't necessarily a sign of the gay unless it's a guy with minimal clothing. *Jojo gets an exception becuz its awesome and badass*
This profile is a work in progress. I'll be posting the final version ITT It already was in the profile. Jojo was why I added that caveat. I knew you'd show up in this thread, Mr. 2 through 7, and 12. :^) Nah, but there's ofc R34 of the internet. Someone somewhere is wanking to Mario.
>1. Avatarfags as a specific girl or consistently posts girls that are anime. Literally what the fuck does that even have to do with gayposting though
Carson Howard
I never said I wasn't gay. Nah, if I was obsessed with you, I'd show up in every thread that you post. >Literally what the fuck does that even have to do with gayposting though Where do you think we are?
Yeah, and Jow Forums's pretty fucking gay. Yes. >What was with that weird stuff Weirdness, obviously. That's the thing about profiles, they're like medical diagnoses: You wouldn't say someone had the flu because their only symptom was sneezing a lot. Having just one sign in the profile doesn't equal gay. It's a combination of signs. More like gayposters in general live rent-free in your head. >Yes ID Nice. Yep.
This isn't even the final version PD. Btw, I could use your help in expanding this profile - and with real behaviors/signs exhibited on Jow Forums and Jow Forums in general, not meme stuff.
I dunno about you because I don't see you that often tbdesu - we probably just post in different threads. Tell me the signs that you suspect you might have. >t. 1, 2, 3, 4, 9, 10, 15 Lerl, and that's what makes this profile have even more weight.
Leo Cruz
It's the same sad person who spams "shut the fuck up retarded incels" I've been making a profile on it..
Kayden Martinez
As the saying goes, it's a slippery slope. You keep a notebook? Are you Chinese government dataminer? owo >"shut the fuck up retarded incels" Not a sign of the gay. That phrase is neutral. >I've been making a profile on it.. Wew
>Spams STFU incel >Fills a boards image limit with furries >Spams copypasta until bump limit if people are still talking Yep. Pretty gay imo. Labeled file:facistrabbit
76 yesterday I went to Israel and didn't really watch my weight lole Who are you quoting?
Cooper Green
let's see, I have done 1 and 13 as far as I know >I dunno about you because I don't see you that often tbdesu yeah, i mostly participate in a few threads at best
Henry Powell
god damn it dude just stop sipping monster, its that easy
>furries Added to profile as gay, no exceptions. XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD If it's just those two, then it's not gay, although exhibiting sign number 1 is dangerous. ???
Grayson Diaz
Yes, I am one of the observers. Our government is worrying about the capitalist gayness affect our youth and sent us here to collect data sample in order to come up with some precautionary measures.
3 out of 19 is too low of a correlation. Make it either more specific or require more than 3 sings. I'd say 6 for 20 would be enough.
Jason Reyes
A minor nuisance is always less of a nuisance if you seek to understand it more. However, she is one of the white on green hate bigots who won't even let me worship in peace and thus must be dealt with.
Anthony Scott
retard
Asher Lopez
How come it's not rationale to you that I'm not gay. I still don't understand
Make a clever prank or something a few days down the road, I changed to another name a few days ago after making the copycats follow me. Make it fun. Otherwise you will send this innocent girl into more of an existential crisis.
If I notice a thread is specifically gay, I tend to avoid it. If it's something that devolved into the gay further down the line, I may not notice it because I don't care to read everything prior.
Kevin Murphy
Or you're just really good at hiding the gay. What if the OP is Normie and it's specifically a gay thread?
Those I specifically ignore. I talk with Normie because we have genuinely decent conversations the gay side of everything is annoying and bothersome to me. If I want to talk to him I will find another way than to participate in a gay thread, unless it's something important.
