/csg/ - Chink Shit General

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>user /diy/s a "power bank" with Bezos chink shit
Actually, Bezos batteries are Indonesian

>no chinkshit delivered on Tuesdays
On a positive note, both my X-wing and AT-ST Lepins are at the post office so I could go pick those up

My package arrived today

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And inside

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Dolidada 3000mAh VTC6

>BL Touch
wew didn't know you could get yaoi accessories for your 3D printer

Strange way to package that. Why didn't they just throw it into a padded envelope?

its made of glass (artificial obsidian). it included this weird little gift, its like a nut with string through it?

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and also a weird tale of monkey

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Based chinks

are shark cards still the best value or is there something better? looking for a microsd card in 256-512gb range

I PAID EXTRA FOR CHINA POST SMALL PACKET BY AIR WTF CHINK

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Lepin version of this?

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Another user looked at at CeaMere. Looked pretty good. They're cheaper than sharks

>MONEY
>STOLEN
user btfo

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couldn't find schwarzenegger

aliexpress.com/item/Singel-Sale-WM354-Stallone-First-Blood-Famous-Movie-Star-John-Rambo-Action-Figures-Building-Blocks-Children/32857366761.html

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YANWEN'd this early into the thread? Wow, we are fast.

yeah it's cheaper and specs look similar, the one that looks like a sandisk ripoff is 23$ for 256gb seems like it'd be hard to beat this value, thanks user

Lepin is kill

I have two Lepin sets waiting at the post office

Remember anons, today is June 4th and nothing happened.

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How's the speeds? Shark/mixza has 80/30 of r/w

Of course, the only thing that happened was shipments arriving

So you can get festival tickets now from ali?
aliexpress.com/item/32990057124.html

Shut up r*ddit libtard

Imagine being this butthurt

Lele Star Wart Millennium Falcon is nearing completion

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If you plan to order from China today, don't forget to ask the seller for a "1989 Tiananmen Square protests anniversary discount".

[LSS] 天國之門 | Tiananmen Square [Chinese] [Digital]
e-hentai.org/g/1425378/b6b405e7eb/
>There are 459 more comments below the viewing threshold
I wonder why

The user that got them, benchmarked it and it was pretty close. Check the reviews for them. Be aware some people bench with usb 2.0 speeds

aliexpress.com/item/32991921538.html
These should have ground connected, and also they got Big Clive approved color.

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Chinks care about your health and safety

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>don't launch pool balls at your mates
SHUT UP, YOU ARE NOT MY MOTHER!

Done

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Inside. Minifigs were included but I haven't added those. I ordered some OT minifigs and will use those instead of the Force Awakens ones.

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Just bought a chink router to celebrate the holiday
What about you, user? what you got?

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>bought some pepe stickers for my laptop
>yanwen
I'm never getting my frog stickers am I?

Worth?

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Only if you commemorate today's holiday by purchasing the red one

will people irl get the reference or just twitter and pol fags

fucking cringe, seriously?

Maybe for xmas

Any S9 cases that are see through completely or somewhat that wraps really tightly to the phonr so that no dirt gets behind it?

Any

yes, this, because lightbulb camera also records audio. also bodycam.

never trust the woman. can ruin lives just because. look at assange. sweden is going after him AGAIN. despite all evidence showing the sex was consensual.

just bought a chink xiaomi multi-tool, what am i in for? can i stab niggers with this?

yea but do you really want a chink botnet vacuum ?
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if you go just above 200, to 230 you get probably nicer ones, including xiaomi Jow Forums preferred brand
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pic related

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son goku went super saiyajin just to deliver your package user

there have been nogs lurking around my place recently and a break in a couple of years ago. Poorfag and looking for an IP cam that costs fuck all but will be high enough def and fps to capture faces in the dark. Any suggestions?

Yeah, but you also should buy pepper gas, this will give you time to run away if you it in their eyes, also afro people aren't the only ones wich rob and rape etc, you should be careful in general regardless the race of the people around you.

I laughed but shouldn't. When you laugh at others misfortune you get karma YAHWEN'd.
>10 orders
>Awaiting Shipment
pls no yahwen.

>not knowing journey to the west
It's one of the best animes.

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if you are americano save up for a gun and shoot them. If yurope just dont buy anything ull be fucked either way

Bepis insertion cup arrived
It's not technology so I'll not post it.

How stupid would it be to buy a laptop on AliExpress if I just want something cheap that will run ssh and I don't have to worry about stolen or broken.

user why you still support star wars
hmm
oh it opens up. that is pretty nice actually.

It's fake star wars. They make no royalties. I haven't even watched the Last Jedi.

post it! Benis technology.
why not buy used locally?

I've seen that before.

Looking for super cheap e-readers. Stuff that supports almost all formats. Thanks.

Any experiences with chink duct tape?

Raised from the dead?

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Smells funny

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warosu.org/g/thread/59146658#p59153694
it's pretty common

If you get Yanwened, can you get a partial refund for the shipping cost difference?

no

I'll give the chink a one star review then

I'm going to buy the QShave since it's $9. Recommend me a brush and shaving bowl. Do you guys also buy the blades from Ali?

I assume they wrote 8 on the air cushioning for good luck with the shipping

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What's the cheapest thing on Aliexpress with free shipping?

aliexpress.com/item/32861457314.html

That's kind of expensive

I bought a rubber ducky once for 20¢ shipped a few years ago

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$12 prescription glasses arrived. I can finally see, thanks chinkies

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You didn't build it right

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>grandma glasses
i hope you don't go outside, user

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I won't it's just for starting at the tv

couldn't you get frames that don't look as autistic?

no

Any recommendation on cheapo Chromecast knockoff?

Oh sweet.
I thought it looked pretty shit, but that actually has a lot of detail.
Nice user.

do you goys have any recommendations for lightning to USB female adapters? the USB3.0 kind

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POST!

its like 20, 10 secons hand

depends on your country. try fishing lures, stickers

You don't need USB 3.0 T. Apple

Thanks man. Now I can give myself a smiley star whenever I do something good.

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My shark came

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What's the cheapest chinkphone that is actually usable? I want to buy one to each of my parents since their current phones suck, but I'm not gonna spend a lot on them.

xiaomi mi a2

I hope I receive at least 3 chink packages tomorrow

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Oh boy, results are in and they're not looking good.
I should've listened /csg/

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No shit idiot.

mine died after 2 months and i was barely using it. Good luck user

got two, six month and still working
nice user!