Botnet brainlets locked out of own homes etc. at the whim of their overlords!

>archive.fo/oJqtO
>"sometimes I wish I just got simple baby monitors instead of paying a premium price and a monthly fee for an inconsistent service"
>sometimes

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>normies are retarded
Not news

lol at needing botnet’s permission to change temperature

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Imagine getting cucked by your own house

>yes hello, why did you disable my home's heating and kill my birds while I was at work?
>s-should have paid for netflix, pirate!
Somehow I don't think that'd hold up in court.

>Can't turn on AC because internet is down
OH NO NO NO NO

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"Yes you can. Walk over to the thermostat and adjust it. Works fine."
is the first fucking reply to the tweet you fucktard

Are birds really that sensitive to temperature?

Birds are varying shades of autistic, so yes.

they literally relocate to a different hemisphere when the temperature dips 10 kelvin below what they're used to

>next thing will be needing internet to unlock your house doors or needing internet for your fucking fridge
can't wait for retards to lock themselves into their house

Birds are famously known for flying to different continents to avoid seasonal changes in temperature, so yes

>takes the botnet to McCourt
>accepted the license agreement when botnet was installed
>fuck off peasant
>b-but muh birbs

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Play stupid games, win stupid prizes.

Ah-ha. A trellis. You could climb onto the roof and avoid the security. Never
depend upon weapons and high-tech when there is a simpler solution at hand.

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Good effort, but it will take more than that to conceal your reddit refugee status

IP's are shit-tier proof even in crappy american courts. There's a reason people dont actually get hauled in for piracy.

Nice larp. Nest thermostats work fine without an internet connection.

Well the electricians skipped installing the traditional thermostat since they will charge double the price to install an additional thermostat

These people deserve worse than not being able t o control their thermostat.

>Alexa please put the thermostat to 23°C

lmao

they're a canary in a coalmine for big temperature changes

>"convenience is king"

t. techcucks