There are literally 50+ threads on Jow Forums right now shitting on applel

Queen of Jow Forums

>newfags post facebook tier meme garbage

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>poorfags spend their time being mad online at a product they‘re not going to buy
This is why you‘re poor.

>not calling a spade a spade

>spending literal hours calling a spade a spade
Ditto.

>applel fucks up

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I am seriously considering buying a dakimakura.

>he thinks this is just one dude

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I have one, it sits on my couch
Its of chinatsu

Of course not, there‘s a hole army of losers here.

Mac OS is great. Apple's hardware on the other hand is not so great. Non-replacable ram and storage. Throtteling. Bad thermal management. Badly soldered parts. Worst keyboards ever. This pre butterfly macbook might be my last, after this one it's probably going to be hackintosh.

Apple died with Jobs. All that's left is a consumerist husk.

You're the newfag if you think that nazi posting was serious before you stormfags proved Descartes right.

Me in the right.

>muh stermfegs
Abloo bloo bloo

You mean apple users that pay $999 dollars for a stand with an apple label on it?

This.
Jobs brought apple back to life because of his charisma and at least some smart decision making.
Nothing like modern Apple.

The funniest part is the stand has no apple branding at all.

What if I've used Saito from Ghost in the Shell SAC before as a profile pic?

Jobs didn't do shit, and Bill Gates bailed Jobs out from being a penniless bum with his massive multimillion dollar investment.

Imagine being born looking like that and having your mother hate you

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Imagine what she looks like if she popped out something like that.

She's probably hideous both inside and outside

I unironically have left's body with slightly bigger shoulders and have been using pic related as an avatar for years.

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Apple shills generating more awareness for the normies

>before you stormfags proved Descartes right.
Explain.

...

Newfag

Say that to my face in real life and see what happens.

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Apple holds advertising event, all the automatons watch, listen, discuss, and funpost about it. Its why they say advertising works, easily manipulated brainlets.

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>"New friend"
Get the fuck out faggot.

anyone posting anything anime looks like this irl until proven otherwise

iToddlers BTFO

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t newfag

t. redditard

dare I say it
ANIMENIGGERS BTFO

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My wife Satania is so cute!

Show boipucci you twink

B A S E D

> t. newfriend

Animefags are worst than applefags. Oh, I forgot: most animefags are apple users. Both are shit! Kill yourselves, bunch of pieces of trash!

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wew. too good not to download

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based

anime website
you HAVE to go back

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How can one demon be so based?

absolutely baste

It's comfy to cuddle with if your a permavirigin.

comfy is comfy
comfy dont care about pee pee

I'm a permavirgin, so it is very comfy because I know that I will never get the real touch of a woman.

kys

you first redditor faggot

I'm being really autistic but what I meant to say but came out as derision was that having a dakimakura is comfy if you are a permavirgin because it is the closest you will get to cuddling a woman.

yikes

i wanna fug satainia

Nice historical revisionism.

Women aren't comfy to cuddle though. They're either bony or lard, and you can't squeeze and snuggle the fuck out of them like you can with a soft tricot daki. They also have body hair, sweat, and bleed once a month, etc.

SEETHING

>posting the fake version

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twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1055653541317042177
ayylmao

kek, this man.
I bet he hired someone to translate Kakegurui S2 in house too.

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>anime

plz sticky4real

Approximately 49 of them only exist because Jow Forumsentoomen can't afford Apple. One may have legit complaints - but being Jow Forums, I'd die on the spot of shock if it did.

I'd imagine he would've looked better if his mother didn't eat a standard American diet during pregnancy and breastfeeding period and actually ate something containing nutrients allowing for proper development. Or if she actually gave him decent food while bringing him up instead of processed and sugary crap.

Imagine if he also was raised on a farm toiling heavy object far away from all electronic stimulus.

Imagine if she actually had a stable relationship will a decent man instead of getting pregnant from some random guy.

What would his live have been like?

Just doll my shit up

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b-but you can't make fun of us!
i can't spend $43,000 for a normal monitor like everyone else!
if i ask my daddies to buy the new Display Pro, everyone will think i'm not poor!
besides i can't see any difference when i'm editing my daily vlogs

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How will iJeets EVER recover?

I hope it's not the Chinatsu that ruins every episode.

Stormfags predate Jow Forums on the internet.

People don't use that word much anymore, I kinda miss it. Or maybe just prefer back then to now.

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I'm surprised you haven't gotten 5+ responses of "several" people calling you a retard for being "wrong"
Every day I ask myself why I still use this sad existence of a once great site

B&R

>hurr, muh chink cartoon board was a place of sunshine and daises before these faggots showed up. It was always just a prank bro, I swear!
You have to go back >>>/reddit/

You don't really believe Descartes said that, right?

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i want to nakadashi chinatsu-chan

>permavirigin
It's a comfy lifestyle once you get used to it.

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WHAT THE FUCK?

I CAME TO THIS THREAD HOPING FOR SOMEONE TO SAY THE "N" WORD AND NOBODY SAID IT.

DISAPOINTEEEEEEEEEED.

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How is that slut in any way related?

Good.

Educate your self!

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Based.

Maclets when will they learn.

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>not wanting to sniff their musk, rub against their hair, and walk into the bathroom after they've been in there on their period.

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Why is this thread pinned

No it's not, faggot. Anime is a tiny cuck percentage of the boards. Unironically kill yourself, loser.