Expectations vs reality

>I/O on the top

No one cares manchild.

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>pro
>2 ethernet ports
>4 i/o ports
>2 used by dualscreen setup
>1 more used by kb mouse
>literally a single i/o port left

lol

~dongles~

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what is he watching in the original video?

avengers endgame

Onions Wars
You can look up onions boy star wars on youtu.be to find him

Apple 2005-2012 was undeniably based.

You mean after they cucked themselves to Intel?

The same can be said of your father's wives

ooo, someone's butthurt

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Why do all 3 of these shits look photoshopped

Because they are taken using the augmented reality thingy apple provides to check the Mac pro on your desk

whats the shit on his face? Is that some sort of disease you get for getting banged in random bathrooms in the ghetto?

It's unironically caused by high onions diets, fucks with the skin

Wrong. 2005 was when they sold out completely, but they had been sliding towards that point since 2001.

I don't think the grille looks too bad but the handles and feet look awful. If they kept the Power Mac G5 style but had the cheese grater front it wouldn't look half bad

How easy is it to access the dust filters on the new case?

God I love her so much

dust filters cost an additional $459.99 user

You didn't get the stand?!

the design wouldn't be bad except for that ugly ass grill, I like the industrial look of the stainless steel handles. But that grill is atrocious, what were they thinking

I wanna fug satania

It honestly looks like some sort of weird piece of furniture piece or audio appliance from 1970s alternate universe.

Probably fits better as a piece of interior in a living room or office than GAYMURCORP COUNTER-ATTACK RGB5000 MORE LEDS EDITION chinese molded plastics from 2004 style case.

I hated having my old black scractched box, gazillion cables and 2 random shitty looking monitors and peripherals in my normally somewhat orderly and peacefully empty room because I had to work on bunch of design projects from home. I would certainly prefer something that looks like this.

That monitor looks like random scrap piece of perforated sheet metal from construction site or something tho.

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>dust filters cost an additional $459.99 user
Holy ~! I guess I'll just have to do without. How bad could it be?

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Is that cupholder on top?

That depression is for displaying your stand.

It actually opens the case.

what a shitty design

Back to plebbit nigger.

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All of it

What a fucking eyesore compared to the old one.

terrible trash talk
you did the opposite of call him a bastard
also you implied you were middle eastern, believe it or not
0/10 stay off american internet websites ahmed

hide the pain harold is a very r*ddit image to post
perhaps you should return there as well

Imagine the dust.

Imagine all the roaches living in the holes, warmed by the heat.

nice shoop

There's official apple app for that.

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>there's an official applel app to turn real life into bad gimp fakery
but why?

im a satan worshipper now

I thought onions were good for you

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we dont even have to bully iToddlers anymore, they do it to themselves

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>A 1200-watt sucking workstation is the size of other 1200 watt workstations
You tried to have a point somewhere but the rest of us are wondering what it was.

So, this is a rehash of an already copied design. Has Jonathan Ives already run out mid-20th century items he can copy the hell out of the design?

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vroom