MS Office

Just pirate 2016 or 2019. They are basically same shit. As is 2013 but hell, if you're going to pirate might as well get something fresher.

The UI is a pure joke and even with simple formatting you will often get stupid issues.

Also at least on Macs, newer Office versions seem to have much better performance, though haven't used Libre on Windows in years to compare there.

Buy a key for 4,50 from ebay. They are that cheap since european law forces software comapnies to make their products resellable (also OEM versions) like every other normal product. You'll get Windows 10 for 2 Euros Office for 4 and so on. Go check it out.

>autoupdates
autoupdating isn't a feature you faggot

>KMS activation without a tool
>pirating

2016. Don't pirate even moreso if you use outlook.
I doubt you need it anyway, but MS office is useful as fuck if you're c suit level, especially EA type roles.

Pirate 2003. It's the last ribbonless version, and there is a compatibility plugin availible that allows it to read/write the new xml-based file formats.
On a related note, I recently installed the NT versions of Word 6 and PowerPoint 5. They are the first 32-bit versions, so they install and run just fine on Windows 7. I was surprised just how little has changed between those and 2003.

>Don't pirate even moreso if you use outlook
Why not?
You get the original ISO and the "pirating" is just emulating a KMS server. I use Outlook as well.

If you have to ask, why not just use LibreOffice? It's not like you actually NEED anything MS specific.

Pirate it, microsoft makes enough money from the enterprise to not be affected by home users at all even if all of them stopped buying, but big corps will milk all the money they can

Especially since now piracy of office has become safer and faster than buying it, I even wrote a guide

In this guide we will use 3 tools, two of which are official microsoft tools

1. Office deployment tool - official microsoft tool meant for technicians to install office quickly.
microsoft.com/en-us/download/confirmation.aspx?id=49117
2. config.office.com - a web tool used to configure which part of office we need, the architecture of our CPU and the rest
config.office.com/deploymentsettings
3. KMS-VL-ALL - a modern free and open source activator, which makes it safe and comfotable to use
forums.mydigitallife.net/threads/kms_vl_all-smart-activation-script.79535/#post-838808
you will need to make an account for this forum to access the links, but it's the best place since that is where most of the cracks get developed.

After downloading the deployment tool run it any extract into any comfortable folder.

Using the config.office.com webtool select all the software you need as well as your architecture, accept the eula and export a Configuration.xml file into your deployment folder.

Next part is a bit tricky for the non tech savy but its very simple
while holding shift right click on an open space in your deployment folder and open up cmd or click open powershell window here
type
setup.exe configure Configuration.xml
and press enter
setup.exe is the command line application used to install office
configure is the option that looks for a file with the configuration information
Configuration.xml is the file that you generated with the webtool with your options
this will start downloading and installing office directly from Microsoft
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once it is done
you will need to activate office using the activator
disable your antivirus since microsoft will not want you to activate with 3rd party software
exctract KMS-VL-ALL with the password 2019
Right click AutoRenewal-Setup.cmd and run as administrator
after that is done right click Activation.cmd and run as administrator
you have activated your office and windows in case it wasn't active yet
now you can reenable your antivirus
if there are any issues you will need to whitelist/exclude
C:\Windows\System32\SppExtComObjHook.dll
in your antivirus
If you are using Windows defender it will have been done automatically
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Don't be a nigger pirate.

#1 Office.com is free
#2 Google Doc's is free
#3 Libre Office is free

If you are a student you get a free license. If you are business than you can afford to pay.

LaTeX for your documents/slides.
Python for your spreadsheets/graphs.

LibreOffice is a steaming pile of shit though.
t. linux-only-on-all-my-systems-for-a-decade-now-style freetard

Try recommending this to normies.

Have fun opening .docx files with latex :)

lol no

...

Pull your head out of your academia bubble.

>there is shit that is free
>don't get something better for free

Thanks, I’ll check it out

>C:\Windows\System32\SppExtComObjHook.dll

is this a troyan implanter or mere a keyboard logger?

you can read about it here
host.html-5.me/v/5ccccf31eb0bf?i=1

The source code is also available, but i'm not techy enough to understand stuff here

Get 2016 VL and activate with kmsvlall

as someone said get whatever you want but stick to onenote 2016 that new app is pajeet shit

But you can compile it yourself, it says how in the source code section
That much I understand

KMS-VL-ALLdidn't work for me but Microsoft Toolkit did

office 365 gets features first, comes with 1tb one drive, skype and bussines outlook also you can share everything with 5 people so it gets way down in value

If you used the older kms vl all you had then it wouldn't work, but the one i linked worked on all pcs i tried
Ofc it's up to you what you use to activate

Mmoga for a key. Its cheap.

lel, nice job. You'll get so many retards to fall for this shit.

Why do you call it shit?
This is the best way to go about it

Based and patricianpilled.