What do?

What do?

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Call doggo

let the kot be

Take a healthy break from technology

Stop using an iphone.

get off Jow Forums and get a job, fucking neet

Cook It

I dont

What? What mKes you think i am a neet?

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Ask him to install Void for you.

buy a new laptop

install gentoo

leave that nigga the FUCK alone

ssh into the laptop and blast something at full volume

Fucking this
And record it

stroke cat

Copy of my kitty, basically head pats.

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Deploy decoy keyboard

Use laser pointer on the wall

get some other kind of warm pad so catto can enjoy while oyu still get to use your computer

do you have an old laptop lying around? prefereably one that heats up quite a bit
set that up next to you so catto can sit on that

that way you're both 'on' a computer

cum on cat
cat hiss at penis
thanks OP

Go buy a new computer, that one's his now.

Install ubuntu, or some other distro that defaults to gnome, and give your cat third degree burns. That'll teach the little shit.

Pet cat.
A lot.

Lift the laptop, let the animal stay where it is.
You can slam it in the wall for getting on a bed without your permission, but depends on how much you respect its life.

fuck you and your retarded cat

t. tranny who gets less attention than a random cat

Pets are bloat.

Prove me wrong.

>not allowing your cat freely roam around your house
you are bad person

They are not.

Can't argue with that

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I'd rather take care of a cat than take care of a filthy roastie

>tfw not allowed to own kitty.

Fucking 25m2 hole I live in.

>having a cat
Another one entrapped by the feline Jew.

I spray lemon-scented cologne around when I want my cat to leave and now it understand when I show it the bottle. I accidentally sprayed it on its face once and was really upset and anxious but nothing happened.

I'm probably not a good cat owner

Don't get a cat.
Get parrot

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>bird

Enjoy having white shit stains everywhere.

god thats hilarious

Get the best of both.
Get a carrot.

This, get a bird.
Terry was God's chosen and had a bird

>birb
enjoy having an autistic bitch who doesn't want you to touch her.
literally cuck pet

How old is your cat?
How do you call cat?
Do you play with cat?

Didn't he killed his bird?

don't use laser pointers on your pets it fucks them up

>get the fuck out you cunt or i'll turn you into a bread

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1 years
My little bitch
I fuck him in the ass

cat is lonely. cat wants pets. pls pet.

how though

El gato

A lot of work with zero payoff, it stresses then out. Way better off with physical toys that provide tactile feedback

where you read that theory lol

I see, playing with animals can be fucking tiresome if you're out of shape, wonder how I'd do if I had a cat now that I don't spend most of my day sitting down

Make sens, my cat stopped paying any attention to laser pointer long time ago, i thought she was just getting older but she always play with sticks with feathers like crazy.

akc.org/expert-advice/lifestyle/laser-pointers-more-frustration-than-fun/
healthypets.mercola.com/sites/healthypets/archive/2013/10/02/pet-laser-toys.aspx

Have fun fucking up your pet because you're a lazy piece of shit who can't play normally

You cannot fuck your cat, faggot

You can literally have sex with the bigger breeds

Buy a space heater, mount it horizontally, put a pillow on it, set it to 90 degrees.

Your house is far too cold for your cat and its willing to piss you off just to get cozy for a few minutes.

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>neet
>clean floor

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> Cats have shorter attention spans than dogs when it comes to chasing prey. A cat in the wild will only stalk prey for a few minutes at a time. Since it’s unlikely your cat will develop a laser beam obsession, it safe enough to use a laser toy to help your kitty play and stay physically active.

Not big deal, soapy water will fix it. Also, you know you can remove it fresh, so you don't have to clean stuff.
Better than stinky litter box anyway.
There we go
This.
Works with my bird.
I have doubts he would do this.
Parrot only wanted owner to clean the keyboard...

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Fucking sicko

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Like what? Even maine-coons don't break the "100% larger than normal housecat" mark. And even that is only a small dog. You can't fuck something this small, not without killing it in the process.

Okay, see what you're doing, calling me a sicko for exhibiting literally the most natural possible feature of any biological lifeform, which is the will to mate with one another?

mon negré

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stop it degenerate, you know he is right, just stop and get on back track

Sorry forgot I'm arguing with a 5 year old whose only rationale is "I don't like it" LOL!

Dispose of the disgusting African immigrant.

>taurus fuckin curve
WHY, NIGGA, NO, WHY?

Why would you not only buy a Taurus, but also their aborted baby fetus used for unholy experiments?

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Hey, a cat is fine too

please tell me the kitty didn't get raped

It's ok as long as she cums.

das pretty cute
my cat would hug me, though

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>pick up kot
>close lid
>drop kot

Work around it, faggot.

Connect the computer to a TV using HDMI and connect a keyboard and mouse.

And leave the pussy alone.

gently scootch the cat's butt until it gets up

I miss him, bros

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Yell with the power of a thousand suns:
" I'LL END YOOOOOU!!!! "

>open shell
>cat "get off my fucking laptop"

>kot gets up, walks towards you and sits on your connected keyboard
what do

Take pictures of them ofc

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>Windows 10
Educate the kot on the evils of Microsoft and the importance of free software

Not likely to happen unless your cat is literally just being an asshole, cats like laptops because they're warm

"WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU LOOKING AT?!"
youtube.com/watch?v=hddCpJ8MfVo

iphone uses base64 filenames retard

Oops I'm retarded, haven't used linux in a bit
>echo "get off my fucking laptop" > cat; cat cat

i had to take care of a friend's one for three days, the fucker literally ate up two of my earphone cables and wouldn't let me use my desktop pc for shit

wires not cables* englsih is a silly language

thats an awfully big wrist rest. i prefur two kittens to prevent carpel tunnel syndrome myself.

Is it cato or kot?

I hear cats like laying in bowls and that it is beneficial to leave a bowl or some container next to your laptop or computer. Might just be some lifehack retard shit I read somewhere though, give it a try. I keep my guns in my computer room and it's the only room in the house I can sit down without getting covered in hair so no kitties allowed.

Can you even post on Jow Forums without a cat?

Not with that attitude

Install Gentoo

This.
>2019
>Not having Superior white stains everywhere

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Not op here.

And not tech related, but...

Barbara yesterday.

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Holy shit, that was a fucking racket. It took me nearly 10 minutes to post that. Fucking Android phone is so bogged up and slow. I have an s5 and it's so fucking slow. Need to install a new rom.

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