How do you measure productivity?

How do you measure productivity?

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dollars

work done over a given time

>is an accomplishment that makes your life meaningful?
>yes: good job
>no: don't waste your time

How much more I got done then if I had been jerking off for the same amount of time

>she

>feet not showing
You can do better OP.

hentaiphd is so cute

How big is her penis?

Subjectively. As a programmer being told to be a code monkey, I measure it as (my own perception of) feature complexity over time.

When I have to give a shit about the business, I measure it as user engagement/increase over time spent developing the feature.

Technical debt incurred is counted as a small detriment to the short term productivity gains it provides, but I mostly take it as a cost of doing business that has to be repaid in big installments (big refactors) when the relevant code comes into play again.

who else here sits like this? looking at someone else do it looks pretty spergy.

Set milestones for your project, not measured in lines of code but substantial feature additoons.

poorly

Things you want to implement in a day/Things you implement in a day

this is how i measure productivity

please tell me she has a penis

Shit done / time.

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nope. she still cute though.

>Productivity
>See also: ReeeProductivity
Number or virgin pussies you have penetrated with your penis and cummed inside

you wish

>large tattoos
disgusting, she ugly & trashy

i have large tattoos from when i was a dumb teen. big deal.

>twitter.com/hentaiphd/media?lang=en
Jesus, her entire twitter is her talking about being a game dev because she's 'developing' a shitty unity dating sim, from Portland too, you can't make this shit up.

she worked for Gone Home, idiot

It looks like tumblr "drawings" made 3D. Hideous.
The thing on its eyes is even more retarded & together with her traditional bangs makes already big nose is even bigger.

clicks per minute

Dumb and a complete ugo
YUCK

Stop bullying hentaiphd you monsters

Sorry, the only indie games I play are of the flash variety

Dilate

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Who the fuck are you saying dilate to, and wtf is this forced meme anyway? I've only seen it show up over the past 2 or 3 months on Jow Forums, and it sounds like some idiotic zoomer shit.

Income.

I don't, at least not in exact terms

Life has no meaning. Your approach is miserable.
Just set some goals, and check whether your achievements are getting you closer to them.

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Happiness

LOC/s/dollar-kilowatt-hours

Genital mutilators of the MtF variety have a wound that tries to heal, so they have to insert a rod for 30 minutes up to 4 hours every day. This is called 'dilating'.

>so they have to insert a rod for 30 minutes up to 4 hours every day
for the first month or two. dilating isn't a problem unless you don't do for an extended interval. the only case of a revolver vagina closing that I'm aware of was with a patient who hadn't dilated for a decade.

this is gross. i wish Jow Forumsshits and other perverts would stop infecting our board with talk about this nonsense.

For personal things: set goals with flexible timelines, try to follow those timelines. if i get the shit I need done on time then im being productive enough
At work: fuck being productive, I just show up to meetings and bullshit the dumb senior devs. once you realize most people are borderline retarded, its pretty easy to do nothing (havent done any real work in a couple of weeks).

euros

rupees

Miligrams

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Imagine being such a fucking degenerate

value is measured by socially necessary labour time

I wish trannies didn't exist. If wishes were horses.

Two years daily, then 2-3 times per week for the rest of their life.

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by what operating system you hasve instaledgs

>Life has no meaning.
the absolute state of computer nerds on onions

>How do you measure productivity?
dopamine release, of course

piss bottles

For me, it's commits/hour

enjoy your ban

its a boy right?
a girl can't be this based

>work measures productivity by features
>also feature closing time
>features have massive DoR and DoD checklists
>disregard bureaucracy and actually get shit done
>team gets shit on by managers
>start playing the bureaucracy in order to look good
>everything made into a feature to look good
>have one person in team working full time just to handle the bureaucracy behind features
>get less actual work done
>praised by managers
I fucking hate it.

Imperial units

>Apple charger in socket
>Apple headphones on desk
That'll be a no from me.

this

even if life has no objective, idealistic meaning that doesn't mean you can't make it meaningful to you

So guaranteed trash

By amount of children I've sired, personal net wealth and the number of edits on my wikipedia page.

old buisness/new business

This. Maximize periodical dopamine release.