Good day, commonfolk. I accidentally slept on last nights checkup thread, so this is more or less making up for it...

Good day, commonfolk. I accidentally slept on last nights checkup thread, so this is more or less making up for it, that being said, if you pr someone you know is infected with the gay, bring them to me. If you happen to find any gay threads, give me a link and I will be sure to tell them to fuck off before saging and hiding. Tell me of your symptoms.

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1) Do you like this picture?
2) Book updates when?

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im gay and i like dick tee hee~ :3

PD is so gay that he has a boyfriend and his boyfriend never kisses him

1. That is a wondrous picture.
2. I had to comepletely rewrite the chapter as it was really hard and cringy to read. I am working on the second chapter too.

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Get back here you HEATHEN!!! I need to cure you!

Back to work, BurgerKing wagecuck. Im still waiting on that texas double whopper!
And if all the jalapeños are bunched up in 1 spot, Im gonna be pissed.

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Since I really really really don't want to become a gayboi, I will post this again.
>PD I confess yesterday I masturbated with a dildo. Am I still treatable?

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homosexual thread made by a homosexual namefag

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Oh I quit that job. They tried to get me to work there every day, and I wasn’t having it. Also make your own sammich.
How large was the dildo?

Don't be so rude user. I like bugerking and its staffs.

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That’s what it’s like going your threads.
Sorry....

Going into*

Purge .

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what's gay about french toast?

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There’s nothing gay about French toast, and it’s just about the best thing you can put maple syrup on.
Will do

literally this. I bought if for prostate orgasm, but used it as a dildo last night. God gayness on this board really got me good.

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The first thing you need to do is throw it out, so as to not tempt yourself. Than, be sure to jack off to straight porn a week. No touching your prostate.

b-but it cost me 70 dollars PD. Is through it away really necessary? I mean can't you be straight and enjoy prostate orgasm at the same time...

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throw*

>Length 4 inches
>Specifically designed for giving prostate orgasms

Guess Im not worth anything even as a dildo

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>70 dollars
Holy fucking shit why would you spend so much money?

Lol

>They tried to get me to work there every day, and I wasn’t having it.
What are you working now? fAG ID GET

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I’m setting my sights on a board game shop. They host a whole bunch of role playing games there too.

>faG ID
Time to end it all faG you've been exposed by gookmoot

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Fate has given me a most unfortunate ID, but I must still persevere.

Interesting.

Made me laugh quite a bit, but I'm actually very sorry about that , OP.

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I was tricked into buying this by some stupid advertisement which promised me that once I had bought it, I would have a much more wonderful experience beyond normal jerking off and it it would be totally straight. However I do admit I bought it because I want to experience how does a trap feel when she is having sex to some extent. I really need to throw it away, needn't I?

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Ah, now you’re getting it.

>Fate has made me a faG, but I must persevere
Spoken like a true closet faggot

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Judging from the last guy who got a fag ID, this will haunt me to the grave.

Fuck off?

Just like space cowboy, some people are gay, get over it
You'll be fine with your new position in life I'm sure, once you've accepted who you are

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Reposting

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I’m not infected with the gay.

Indeed, according to my profile, you are not gay.

Will you tell this madman That I’m not infected.

Sorry, I didn’t see your post beforehand.

Fate seems to disagree

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Yeah, you're not infected although you won the BONUS.

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But most people don't have inherent sexual orientation, one must picks his own path. And all of these trap bullshits are confusing more and more straight men now. Hence fighting gayness is a worthy goal. I admire what PD is trying to do here. Shut up cynic?
thanks for the treatment doc

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>faG ID

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Thank you
Of course, come back if you’re infected.

*inhales*
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*exhales*

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I’m glad you know how to breath

Breathe*

*INHALE*

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I really am sorry, but worry not, this will just wear off like some bad flu eventually.
I hope so, at least.

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Ok
Exhale?

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Well alright than