Why is this Animal involved with biting Fiber Optical ? is there a power supply attraction ?

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so launch sharks into orbit to eat elon musks literal botnet satellites?

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>despite being only 0.47% of marine life forms, sharks commit over 100% of cable bite and swims
Really made me think.

Sharks have electromagnetic neural sensors.

Just like how birds can tell north.

Interestingly hammerheads are the bloodhound of sharks when it comes to electromagnetic sensory.

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I sent him, I like to use Wireshark to see what's going on between the continents.

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damn is this why wireshark is called wireshark

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mr shark just wants the delicious bandwidth
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danke senor mr shark

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That's good to know but fiber optic cables don't emit EM radiation.

t. ex-subsea fiber industry professional

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>he doesn't know that all optical cables require a power line next to them for optical repeaters in the middle of the ocean

Light can only go so far before it starts to degrade so they need optical node relays.
Also any even single bend in the cable reduces the distance.

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underrated

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fiiiiiiiiiber shark doo doo doo dooodoodoo

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SHUT IT DOWN

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SHUT THE FUCK UP

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kek

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Same reason why your cat bites cables.

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Why does my cat bite cables?

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because he's a cool guy

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Sharks like to investigate by putting things in their mouths. Much like your mom likes to investigate my huge cock with her lips and tongue.

>big orange object
looks like a big tasty tropical fish I guess

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I have a idea for mitigation.

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Its dental floss. Nothing more
Nice :^)

Trying to destroy human civilization so they can reclaim their place at the top.

Sharks have receptors in their nose that pick up EMF which they use to find smaller fish to eat especially when they're hiding between rocks and under the dirt.

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It's an AI

What's the issue? The shark is only consuming one megabite. That's nothing in modern internet terms.

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>mr shark is gone
*ting ting ting*
*ahem*
FUCK jannies

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HE READ UNCLE TEDS MANIFESTO

TECHNOLOGY WAS A MISTAKE

npr.org/2019/04/30/718735455/beluga-whale-found-in-norway-may-be-a-russian-spy

Russia is known for using trained whales and sharks to attack under water infrastructure.

This could have been really cute but your delivery was awful. I bet you're really bad at telling stories and have no friends. You should be ashamed.

LMAO NOW EVEN THE FISH ARE A RUSSIAN CONSPIRACY

SHE JUST LOST OKAY

>DRUMPF! IT WAS #HERTURN!

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LMBO THIS IS LITERALLY NOT HOW IT WORKS

>why is this Animal involved with biting Fiber Optical ?
Nature is fighting back against humanity for our ruthless polluting behavior.

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>focus on russians goy
>ignore israel

>MFW NUKED UP FIRE GOJIRA STARES RIGHT INTO THE CAMERA

YER FUCKED YOU 3 HEADED BITCH LMAO

WHAT AN AWESOME MOVIE, SHAME THEY JUST PULLED IT FROM MY IMAX FOR THAT SHITTY XMEN CAPESHIT

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The Industrial Revolution and its consequences have been a disaster for the shark race.

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sharks really are worse than the 13%...but I would still trade them for the 2%.

oh no! We have work to do!

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Is this image supposed to make Jeremy Corbyn look scary or badass?

projection

>Jow Forums is so brainlet they think fiber optic cables have EM fields which emanate beyond the cable

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I liked it.

Why are jannies such fags?

he jus wants food fren

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If he wanted food, then maybe he should get a job like the rest of us. #CookTheFreeloaders