Wagecucking thread

How I get... an office job life this? I'm currently at 2nd year of my uni(physics and chemistry) but I don't have much hope left.

Specialize in burger chemistry and flipping physics

It isn't that hard to trick an HR monkey into getting an interview but if you know somebody that will by far bypass any requirements for a job that you can probably pick up as you go along. I () got my first office job as a Systems Assistant in 2015 with 2 certificates and no college education. Basically just have some self confidence and fake it till you make it, good luck.

Better formatting, thank you.

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But nowadays, don't most office jobs ask for graduate degrees in business/economics? What do people even do in office jobs? Afaik, it's basically like the projects/reports people do as students.

Cubicles look comfy desu, we all know that white collar job takes like 2-3 hours max to do. You can do your own things in the spare time

Where did you get that statistic? Why would an office job (say programming) require a degree in business or economics? You are not managing a business, you are just programming. Actually fuck that. Why would a job require a degree at all? If you can do what they pay you for, why would they require a piece of paper?

You are exactly where you need to be, OP

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lol wut? I was under the impression that administrative work/white collar jobs for cubicle-dwellers/paper pushers generally require you to have a masters degree in business/accounting/economics these days. At this point, for me, everything seems to take too much effort. Suddenly, a 9 to 5 routine job seems comfy in comparison.

first time posting on here in a little bit
Degrees can be a barrier to entry but most places will say equivalent experience at this point. Office jobs are insane, it is a giant Time Waster Inc Boomer Core trash economy. When companies get big people start bloating up the whole place doing nothing with minimal accountability. People who are the kings of this sector are HR (How companies fight employee descent) and Marketing. The people I saw fired at this place would have to do nothing for years in order to get shitcanned. The office I worked in was a combination of Office Space and The Office in the most insane way. 90% of people phone it in.

> “Out of every one hundred men, ten shouldn't even be there, eighty are just targets, nine are the real fighters, and we are lucky to have them, for they make the battle. Ah, but the one, one is a warrior, and he will bring the others back.” ― Heraclitus

If you are an admin or a manager, then maybe your company will require a business degree. But if you just work at a cubicle as a programmer (or whatever) then I don't see why a degree in business is necessary.

>tfw you can't go >5min without someone interrupting you asking for help

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Looks good to me, having your own space. Now open offices would probably be the end of me since I suffer from anxiety disorder.

Worked in some office place before for a week for experience.

I wanted to blow my brains out so much and was waiting to leave desperatly. I slept on the chair for 3-4 hours a day there to pass time asap.

How'd you get a short time work in that office? As what?

Every wage slave I've met finally ends up getting out of the office life by going with blue collar work and they're usually far happier. My one buddy was a programmer slaving it up for around $100k a year. Now he fixes trains and diesel engines for around $70k a year and I've never seen him happier.

cubicles are comfy, retard. open offices are the cancer. fucking everyone's bothering you all the time. once i get enough experience i'm gonna work for some small company as the sole it guy. i don't care that i will earn fuck all.

That is actually heaven compared to those open space 'offices' that are taking over. Even worse are those where you don't get your own space, but you daily have to take what 'desk' is free when you come in.

i wagecuck as a telecom project coordinator from my parents house. im 24 and make about 600 bucks a week. Basically im like a remote secretary for the project manager.

I wouldnt have described myself as a "shut in" before this job, but im needed from like 8:30am till 11pm every weekday, and i dont trust my phones email so im hesitant to ever go out. feeling really burnt out. But where else could i get this awesome opportunity to work from home, its basically a dream gig if i ever get a raise

It is comfy in comparison. I worked as a dev for years, the pay was alright but I was treated like shit by my employer. An employer who held my job over my head in order to get me to pull overtime, then sacked me when they had the chance. Right now I'm working from home doing medical transcription, and it's fucking awesome. Also super easy to get the certifications for, highly recommend it to anyone who wants to work at home.

did anyone find this funny? I never know if my memes are worth it

take this shit to Jow Forums already you dull wagies
your existential crisis isn't tech

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I would suck dick for a cubicle like that
t. open-office cuck

I have an office job, it beats the pants off my previous jobs of working in a factory, retail and farm hand*

Pros:
>Satellite office in a third tier city, no boss on site, just some unrelated staff working in the same office
>My own private office with windows!
>10 minute commute
>Salary goes way further out here than if I worked in our main office in the big city
>Can work from home when I want, I prefer to go in and separate my work and life. I mostly just take a Friday at home but stay on email when I want a 3 day weekend
>Often arrive late/leave early when I just don't feel like being at work -but I don't abuse it-
>3 hours of actual work a day, the rest of the time I spend on the internet/gaming

Cons:
>I earn 25% less than I should be given my position/experience
>Boring Dev Ops/Reporting role, I prefer programming
>Passed over for other roles because I don't work at the main office
>Stagnating/comfort zone confirmed.

*Actually being a farm hand on a mountain farm was awesome -except fixing fences- but I made way less than minimum wage.

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By going to an open plan hellscape.

It's called reddit spacing
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>DO I FIT IN NOW GUISE?
wagie wagie, get in cagie.

you forgot the con of developing blood clots in your ass and thighs for sitting all day that'll eventually kill you

so glad i chose not to pursue any IT position where i'd be stuck in those pathetic cubicles all day or in some tiny ass closet getting fat sitting on my ass all day. working outside and getting constant exercise is fantastic, in the best shape of my life and i get to work for myself, no fat ignorant boss over my shoulders in an office. feels great

Relevant

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How much you making my nigga?

Dave? This is Tom from Human Resources.
Please meet me in my office before 8AM.
Thank you.
-Tom (Human Resources)

Cybersec consultancy is where it's at.

Holy fuck, you actually have cubes still?

Fuck you Tom!
-Jeff (CEO)

Also don't do gov't work unless you do your research. They are very stingy with work from home.

just go to jail. food, room and board, maybe books, plenty of sex, what more could you want?

I worked from home and hated it . Got too many distractions and I like the fact that if I need something done for real, I can walk over to the motherfucker and get it done. Emailing sucks when you work in a production based economy. I got my work done at home, but am way more productive in an office environment.

My commute isn't bad (15 minutes) and I like going for lunch downtown and seeing all the pretty girls walking around once a day.

Working from home is not all it's cracked up to be, but I know I'm more normie than most on Jow Forums.

What do you do user?

Why does this look like its a photo from the 80s

i wouldnt be surprised if this was at IBM.

Functional Office > Home > Dysfunctional Office.
My workplace is a tiny cramped "open office" with too many people in it. I can't get reasonable work done there.

I would love to jump into that tight and gooey hell hole. looks absolutely tantalizing.

what is this 1999? are there seriously still offices that look like this?

Nice. I came here to post that

You don't know hell until you work in an office with an "open" design. Learn to love your cubicle, because you miss it when it's gone.

I agree with this. I'm just lucky I have a lot of good colleagues. Sure we have our differences, but by and large most are highly effective at their jobs and are interesting people to talk to in 1-2 hour increments.

I work in an open office and im jealous of this.

looks comfy and looks like you get some privacy (unless the cubicles are shared)

im a debt colelctor and my office job is better than most wagie cubicle jobs

This. At least with a cubicle you have some fucking privacy.

>you daily have to take what 'desk' is free
What in the fuck is this bullshit?

Spot instance style desk allocation

Set in on fire, bro. It'll feel so good.

Cubicles are better than open offices. If you get along with people, you can banter. However, it still afford some privacy for concentration and productivity

You don't.
Getting yourself passive income requires a basic understanding of economics.

Just under $30/hr.

>medical transcription
What exactly is this?

Friendly reminder that the whole point of work is to save up money and retire. Don't lose sight of the goal.

>spending the prime of your life saving up so that at the end of it you'll finally have a few decades to yourself
work is slavery

This FFS.

Enjoy your poverty

cubicles > open office spaces

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>be old and feeble
>still working

>macs
>Black Lives Matter poster
Would start a mass shooting

1. save up asap
2. get the fuck out of there
3. get cheap house in the sticks that still gets high speed internet
4. watch vids, fix up everything
5. work any job nearby for fun
6. fuck the cities

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I actually like the cubicle.
I can have my private space, watch stuff while doing my work, listening to music without interruptions.
And I can do lewd stuff.

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Feel free to hang yourself, disgusting pedo degenerate

>pedo
Huh?

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Fuck I need this

Its a balancing game. You don't want to fuck around too much in your youth to end up like those ppl still trying to make ends meet in your old age. That being said there are things you can only do in your youth or at least are better done in your youth. You don't want to save up for that great retirement only to find yiurslef too old, weak, and feeble to do some things you planned on.

Most do. Oddly enough many Jow Forums people could live in just 1 house. 3+ if a basement. No one gets together though because of gays and furries. Which is a good way to protect yourselves, seriously they will cause you hell.

Why the fuck cannot we have homes this cheap in Straya? God only knows, there's plenty of shitholes that no doubt are filled with shitty houses

I bet you were making fun of neets on first days of your job.

How to covertly watch porn in this situation?

In the toilet

>covertly

major pro of physical labor is variety and time passing very quickly, office jobs feel like your brain is rotting

>2019
>watching
I listen to audio recording of women masturbating.

They do it at home in their podshare commune, in front of all of their friends.

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Exactly what it sounds like: you listen to whatever bullshit the doctor dictated and transcribe it to text in the patient record.

Requires high WPM and decent enough understanding of medical terminology to not fuck up but relatively easy work.

Slowly being pushed out of some orgs due to products like Dragon Medical getting better, but they still aren't as flexible as human transcription and doctors like to bitch when things aren't exactly what they thought they wanted.

t.not that user but familiar with the process

You're 100% correct user.

this, i need to think and people to shut the hell up, open office space is great if you are a woman since you definitely dont work.
See you all on my last git update.

i liked it

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you don't, I'm planning on an heroing to avoid this fucking hell of a life.
Tired of being a kike's pawn

I feel mostly the same, but the point of being allowed to work from home isn't NECESSARILY that you work from home. The point is it's a better work culture (getting shit done instead of being seen at a desk) and better co-workers (people who held out for a job with work-from-home privileges).

Bruh... just save up some money and buy stocks. God damn it, how hard can it be?!
Having a job and being poor at the same time is already a choice. But nice that you have 300$ phones, y’all.

Get a skilled job
Anyone can pick up a phone or do data entry

Based H-Hifumi poster