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>your program compiles with 0 errors
Sebastian Gray
Jayden Hughes
>your program
Thx but I've got a real work to do
I also like to have sex instead of "koding"
Blake Murphy
and then you actually try to run it
Joseph Evans
>"koding"
A programmer is programming programs.
Fuck your soispeak.
Jackson Robinson
Can't say I know that feel
Elijah James
but only if you don't watch
Jaxson Cruz
>write a 1k lines long spaghetti code single method that's completely incomprehensible but optimized for performance, and it just works on the first compile
Daniel Martin
Thx now I took a peek and it's all fucked up now
Ryan Kelly
that movie was so strange.
Evan Ross
Not as important as your program running without a single bug
Adrian Myers
fuck off reddit
Dominic Torres
>everything I don't like is leddit
Chase Kelly
>program compiles with 0 errors or warnings
>immediately terminates with Segmentation fault
Aaron Wright
>your program compiles with 0 errors
Matthew Diaz
these, in that order
Jeremiah Hughes
>you narrow down the segfault to a single function
>its a recursive function that runs thousands of times and fails only on one specific execution
Wyatt Davis
>real work
What do you do?
Hunter Sullivan
he works at the maccas making cheeseburger and bigmac
Robert King
>Your program only works while you're watching
Cooper Howard
Write a demon which watches a program for you. No big deal.
Jack Campbell
lol
Michael Brooks
Just set your logback_spring to output errors and fatal exceptions, haha amirite fellow spring devs xdxdxddd
Grayson Gray
>program compiles and runs
>fails in the middle of a loop
>debugger doesnt support reverse steps or stopping a loop after a certain number
>debugger is so shit that print debugging is usually more convenient
Fucking pdb
Jaxson Cruz
100K full stack javascript dev at big company name.
Eli Bell
get gud fags
gcc -Wall -Wextra -pedantic -Werror
Colton Bennett
>program compiles with zero errors 50% of the time
Eli Howard
just use javascript it dosn't have pesky compiler errors
Xavier Lewis
This dude gets it. If that shit compiles in first try, and if it has more than 10 lines of code, then having a runtime error is a certainty. It's physics.
Aaron Wilson
Yeah it just decides not to fucking work and not tell you why.
Asher Ross
i use intellisense to avoid this
William Walker
Why would you avoid not having errors?