>your program compiles with 0 errors

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>your program
Thx but I've got a real work to do
I also like to have sex instead of "koding"

and then you actually try to run it

>"koding"
A programmer is programming programs.
Fuck your soispeak.

Can't say I know that feel

but only if you don't watch

>write a 1k lines long spaghetti code single method that's completely incomprehensible but optimized for performance, and it just works on the first compile

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Thx now I took a peek and it's all fucked up now

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that movie was so strange.

Not as important as your program running without a single bug

fuck off reddit

>everything I don't like is leddit

>program compiles with 0 errors or warnings
>immediately terminates with Segmentation fault

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>your program compiles with 0 errors

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these, in that order

>you narrow down the segfault to a single function
>its a recursive function that runs thousands of times and fails only on one specific execution

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>real work
What do you do?

he works at the maccas making cheeseburger and bigmac

>Your program only works while you're watching

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Write a demon which watches a program for you. No big deal.

lol

Just set your logback_spring to output errors and fatal exceptions, haha amirite fellow spring devs xdxdxddd

>program compiles and runs
>fails in the middle of a loop
>debugger doesnt support reverse steps or stopping a loop after a certain number
>debugger is so shit that print debugging is usually more convenient
Fucking pdb

100K full stack javascript dev at big company name.

get gud fags
gcc -Wall -Wextra -pedantic -Werror

>program compiles with zero errors 50% of the time

just use javascript it dosn't have pesky compiler errors

This dude gets it. If that shit compiles in first try, and if it has more than 10 lines of code, then having a runtime error is a certainty. It's physics.

Yeah it just decides not to fucking work and not tell you why.

i use intellisense to avoid this

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Why would you avoid not having errors?