can someone explain this for me
Can someone explain this for me
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no, it's not funny if we do
DON' T DO THIS IT CREATES A RIFT IN THE SPACE TIME CONTINUUM
This is microsoft technical support you have a wirus
awe shit nigga
a long time ago, renaming a specific image that was posted on /b/ to Jow Forums.hta and opening it, started a script that posted that same source image to /b/ telling others to do the same. skiddie's first skid basically. anyway, the people who did that are probably store managers at walmart or something now, and /b/ is now third-worlders posting instagram images with THIS IS MY SLUT GF POST WHAT U WOULD DO TO HER comments because this website is shit
They should really ban porn dumps from /b/
It was a viral bot that spammed the fuck out of Jow Forums like 10 years ago and is the reason Jow Forums now has captchas. The strip at the bottom of the image that looks like a bunch of noise was javascript code, that banner is a fake I think though. Apparently Microsoft thought it would be wise for HTML+JS to be able to modify the files on your computer. If you were lacking in common sense and actually ran the thing it would infect your computer turning it into a bot that would constantly spam Jow Forums with posts exactly like that one but in different colors. The one most people remember and what that banner is modeled after was the latest revision. It copy pasted a random Jow Forums post and changed it slightly usually introducing a typo and it also copied a random file from the person's computer and uploaded it to the site.
It's actually really clever they used the PNG image format to compress the code and files and if you saved it as a Bitmap you'd uncompress the code and files.
Jow Forumsās /b/ is really getting shit with these tribute and porn threads. Its ridiculous
big think. what's stupider:
someone's owned PC posting billions of the exact same image to Jow Forums because the owner's retard child listened to Jow Forums
- O R -
someone posting billions of the exact same pepe image, or wojak image, to Jow Forums, for sixteen hours a day, because posting on Jow Forums has driven that person insane
It's embarrassing, to the say the least. I've said it before and I'll say it again. Split it into random porn and random. There was once discussion on there. Admittedly retarded discussion, but now it's just this secretsharing and wife sharing facebook spam. Even with celebs.
Celebs are an even worse cancer. /hr/ was once filled with nice images. Nowadays it's just celebs. No wonder capeshit is all over the place: The highest resolution imagery on this website are capeshit actors.
I don't want to complain all the time, but come on, it's blatantly obvious that this is a real problem.
Besides: Who the fuck still faps to images/stills? It's 2019. Even the free porn tube sites stream in 4k or 60FPS nowadays. It's not a like a bikini pic is such a mega boner material...
You , sir , are and idiot ;_;
i gave up caring ages ago, im not going to say my solution. i do miss /hr/ though, i was confused when i went back and there was just celebs. like wtf why? stills are nicer, have artistic merit. although theres certainly fun video scenarios
>Split it into random porn and random.
no, the solution is not MOAR BOARDS, the solution is for someone to say 'fuck off you garbage poster, all you do is post garbage forever and you're useless so we don't want you posting garbage here, fuck off forever'.
some people shouldn't be allowed to post, because they post shit. you don't give those people a special 'post shit here' board because THEY DON'T STAY ON THAT BOARD
why dont you download the image and open it up on notepad?
sometimes it is. allow me to explain, /trash/ removed furry threads from /b/, /aco/ removed western stuff from /d/, /vp/ removed pokemon discussion from /v/, /lgbt/ removed fag posting from /b/, easy
this website needs more moderation, with more power. this website also needs an owner who won't put literal, actual malware ads on blue boards because other boards are so radioactive that nobody will touch them.
>/trash/ removed furry threads from /b/
what fucking alternate universe are you posting from.
I liked the 'thanks op, I cum on cat, it hiss at penis' spam with the same crusty JPG that kept getting more and more degraded better.
You make it sound like it was only contained to /b/.
It wasn't. Also, there are probably still computers with the script running on them.
like what kind of mental wreck honestly thinks that 'more boards' is the solution to everyone's problem. the problem is that this place is used by garbage people. the solution is simple: remove garbage people. for example, here's a sample from the /qa/ 'question and answer' board. it is a literally useless board, because hiro doesnt give a shit about anything besides wringing money out of this place. so because he's chickenshit it's of course been colonised by brain-problem anime weebs, the default factory setting for this shithole.
anyway im sorry for saying all those things in your thread op. it just makes me mad that this place is shit and nobody seems to give a shit, not least of all the owner
you realise now that everything i posted is false
Convert the image to bmp and use strings on it. Easily the best banner on the site.
>/lgbt/ removed fag posting from /b/
LMAOOOOOOOOOOOO
I thought this was a picture of /sp/ at first because of the phone, that phone looks like a very /sp/ type of shitpost
If you're too lazy
pastebin.com
/qa/ is for questions, answers, meta and funposting.
/qa/ is unironically the worst board on Jow Forums. It's the only board that needs to just be completely removed.
/trash/ is completely useless, only gives mods an excuse to be lazy shits, and in general brings down the quality of the entire site, even unlisted.
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The fact that it uploaded the random file was interesting. People started collecting the spam images and sharing the stuff they found.
>/vp/ removed pokemon threads from /v/
Loving every laugh.
There's like a dozen threads about the new pokeslut right now.
i know sarcasms hard to read without /s right?
*edit: thanks for the silver
/b/ has always been shit but its absolutely unbrowsable at this point. I'm not even certain humans post there, everything is so formulaic that it gives the impression that its entirely just bots posting shit. /b/ needs a scorched earth policy to recover it at this point. Just outright ban anyone that even utters the word "tribute" or random zipcode threads. Culling them out would take time but eventually the ship would right itself as it became too much of a pain in the ass to cycle a new IP... for what? posting random fucking threads via bot on /b/?
This would take effort and that is beyond Hiro's designs for this site. Its fucking astonishing that the main board for the site is allowed to decay so badly. Most of the old /b/ crowd went to Jow Forums and even that is being run into the fucking dirt with slide threads and spam.
NO, NOT THE COLOURED SQUARES AGAIN.
Cornelia just wants to come home ;_;
are word filters for that still in place?
Someone doesn't know how fucking unusable a slow board can be when someone decides to force a console war on it. /3/ is literally impossible to hold a conversation on.
some old virus that were posted on /b/. now go lurk 2 years before posting again newshit.
>/3/ is literally impossible to hold a conversation on.
If you stick to good threads and ignore obvious trolling attempts it can be quite nice.