/csg/ - Chink Shit General - Sunyou and Special Line Yanwen edition

In /csg/, we discuss the cheap shit you see on AliExpress, Banggood, eBay,
G̶e̶a̶r̶b̶e̶s̶t̶, Taobao and similar sites shiped by the glorious shipping provides Sunyou and special line Yanwen.

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>Old thread

>News
user builds chink lego stuff EU will have no chinkshit by 2021, Sweden and Norway is way ahead of you already Finland No mater what chink shit IEM you buy, mine broke in half a year and sounds like shit. VE monk is shit I have a Kobo too, literally a sd card inside you can do whatever you want with, just open it Do not use chink sd cards, expecially not at Bezos, buy samshit or sanshit user falls for the KZ meme, check jewaudio for your referal links and affiliate shekels based chinks user wants to buy chink fashion gay pack, I recommend cum in be t-shirt from Wish Trump will lose the war, needs to bend over for chink overlords soon Happy customer of superior shipping method Special Line-YW Probably miniature coats this thing Crossdress user wants feet aids A chink pleads for help to escape the factory that trapped him to pack all the chinkshit 247 user wants a golden shower, just like trump in Russia user wastes money on the worst crap ever

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>the next stop "Zhengzhou Auto Turn" (via Turn)
I love these translations

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So, it's safe to buy in dhgate?

Why would you ever buy on Alibaba or DHGate without investigating it a million times first?
You can easily screw yourself over.

Dear friends, let the other thread die, it was born a minute too late, it is much shame. Here is alternative news list for you pleasure. Please understand.

>News (alternative)
• "It still work" • "Programming" clothes • user has balls of steel • user shares info about his Kobo Glo e-reader • "Please understand" • user falls for KZ ZS10 IEMemes • It's just a coincidence, user • "Dear friend" • YANWEN package "tracking" • user "fixes" and recommends SNES controllers • Ruski boozing supplies • YANWENed • Chink flashlight quality surprises Jow Forumsunt

Seems like a diplomatic solution. I will bump this thread regularly with shitposts.

I am sorry user, I thought nobody would make one sicne RegularOP is long gone, so I actually took my time to write my godawful news.
May one /csg/ thread die.

No problem friend, let mine die since it was made afterwards (I can't delete it).

Your packages will arrive timely but only if you reply

>I LOVE YANWEN

to this post

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I ordered the only relevant 'Lego' set

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Any good on-ears for around $20? Wireless+mic preferred.

Some of your news are great. They are just very wordy.

FUCK YANWEN

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Go away SunYou shill

SunYou sucks donkey ass too btw. CHINA POST FTW, COMRADE!

I want to marry China Post

dear friend, we have the issue, please understand.

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When did Chinks start speaking Spanish?

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That's Italian, retard.

my sides

the Truth of Trips!

>Unironically tries eBay again because the price is almost the same as on Ali
Oh, look, they use China Post here.

Does anyone have any clue if the Xiaomi Baseball cap version 2 is any good? They still have the first version out on Ali. I doubt there is much difference. They removed the Mi logo in the front in the new version, and instead have it on the back/inside.

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the difference is only in the logo you mentioned

I just went to AliExpress reviews to check and found two nice pics of the grey one I ordered. It seems like the new versions lacks these "air holes" the previous one had, the design is different, maybe the color too, but ehm probably same shit. As long as it is decent velcro and doesnt become hot af due to being cheap thick material I am happy.

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>YahWeh

I wonder how much I am going to look like a chink fashion retard with this cap on.

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I can clearly see that V2 has the same airholes V1 has too..
Nontheless, a nice cap imho.

as a person who wears a hat, you need air holes.

Air holes.

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Secret Hitler intelligence game :D

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Fellow Bongs:
What is the cut-off price of a chinkshit import after which you have to pay customs fees?

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the original game is actually pretty based, is this a 100% ripoff?

gf and I are done and I'm officially giving up on women. I'm taking the doll pill. Wish me luck, boys.

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I don't know how, but Xiaomi fucked up that velcro on V1, it doesn't stick well.

Why did you choose a sex doll that looks like and is the size of a child?

because I'm too poor to buy a big one and like petite women

>Wish me luck, boys.
Good luck with customs

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>living in a freedomless country

wew lad

>the guy actually got arrested just for having a doll
clown world

The doll looks disappointed

She more likely dying inside.

I would be too if my life would end up into shredder.

>virgin fucks buying dolls
le reddit frog honk world

Imagine getting adopted and heading towards a life of love and appreciation and then it all falling apart. Anyone would be disappointed.

>the original game is actually pretty based, is this a 100% ripoff?
What game is this?

100 cm is pretty short user. its going to look like a fucking garbage pail kid. even the 158cm version is only 4ft and looks pretty short.

i bet they put that doll in a showcase somewhere so they could haul it out in front of the news to show lonely men at every opportunity how they STOPPED A MAN FROM HAVING SEX WITH A DOLL.
theres a reason there are two women who took issue with this.

What is the point of this shit? Does it let you smoke without making a tar?

the uk is like the US but run by women.

Fucking kuroba

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4 ft sounds good enough for me

make sure the one you buy has both vagina and anal hole. ask for specific pictures. chinks always trying to out-chink you out of a hole.

Legally I believe it's £15
But the Bongistani tax authorities seem pretty chill about one off things - I've bought phones, raspberry pis and desk lamps for way more than that from china and never ran into ant issues. I wouldn't risk importing pallets of goods but for the odd item it seems to be fairly lax

dilate

i need one of these cool japanese name seals custom made so i can seal my cool art that noone is buying anyway
can you guys recommend me one ?

I haven't browsed /csg/ for a few months, what happened to regular OP?
Also, why is gearbest crossed out in the OP now?

I LOVE YANWEN

I LOVE YANWEN AND CHINA POST

My HEPA filter arrived in 10 days, not bad.
With my filter and my fan, I will soon have the cleanest air in Christendom!

reminder to clean off your fan first. dirty boy

"no"

So it's shit.

Are sub$100 chinkshit tablets on Amazon trustworthy? Was looking at the $80 Walmart tablet but decided to look into the chinkshit tablets on Amazon claiming they have 4GB of Ram and 64GB of storage

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Any user here made a chink fightstick? (PS4/PC)
I want to make one myself but I'm not sure where to start, I have 2 Dualshock 4 controllers that I don't use so I have some parts there.
I want to build one like a HitBox

I LOVE YANWEN

Why are they so fucking expensive? In my local store mechanical ones are less than a dollar.

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those silicone ones look ok, might get one

Is 4px express usually trustworthy?
It says it's in Hawaii at the moment, and they gave me a postal service tracking number too, so I'm cautiously optimistic.

pls respond

Yanwen?

I am blind user. Sorry. It seems the version 2 hides them very well from the front, at least on the illustration photos.

>always order passive USBC to 3.5mm adapters for my phone from AliExpress
>usually last a few months before breaking
>about what I expect, no complaints about that
>last one breaks and I don't feel like waiting 3 weeks for a new one
>go to the apple store because they're the only place in town with one in stock
>it's astronomically worse than the ones I get from aliexpress
>for 10x the price
how does apple get away with this shit?

>YahWeh
i saw (((it))) too

Just remember to clean it very thoroughly before fucking it. Like, get some hot water and vinegar and give her an enema.

too good

It's not about being chill so much as it's a lack of manpower. They don't have time to evaluate everything so they just invoice what they can and let the rest of it through. A lot of countries are like this, but usually only for the federal postal system. Normally private couriers are forced to do the enforcement 100% so they don't miss much.

False alarm by the coincidence detector, (((they))) don't believe Yahweh is the correct way to say God's name

A good rule of thumb for life in general.

>I voted for Brexit to keep getting my chinkshit.

People in England are all apes and some girl that has cost the state millions went and cut herself and the baby Trump statue with a diaper on, the protest they were having because England is so full of "Trump is very bad", while they actually need trade stuff from the US if they are going through with brexit.

I do not get the UK, what is even going on. You need to get your shit together. If you don, not only will you not have chinkshit, you wont even have american products.

Flat chest 0/10

I like Trump. He is entertaining.
I don't give a fuck about the rest of them in only care about myself and my shekels.

Pretty sure its for the weed my dude

Anybody got any experience with Yinyoo IEM cables? They look pretty solidly made and aren't too expensive. Would ask in /iemg/ but there isn't one rn. Any other alternatives for cheap-ish cables (sub $30)?

he got btfo when no one fell for his soicord referral links

About to take the dive for my first chinkshit, there's hardly ever any problems with Sandisk microSD cards, right?
It's only the no-name cards with the cute animals that are a real gamble?

SanDisk isn't chinkshit. Buy a cute SD card instead

>implying you'll receive a genuine sandisk card

Recent AliExpress purchase:
1-25nm torque wrench set, 1/4"
"UD" carbon fiber (typically greater than 9k weave density, I suspect it'll be 8k) bike seatpost and handlebar
3k padded bike saddle with a taint cutout for minimum pressure and maximum aeration

Recently received: dt600

GB is probably crossed out because of its constant and public security fuckups

I bought a 128gb Sandisk flash drive that turned out to be a 32gb counterfeit

nothing routes through hawaii, the boat shipping ports are too small and the airport is too. if it says hawaii its lying.
shit from china goes to SF/LA and then to HI everytime lol.

>always order one
>run out
order a bunch next tiem ?

sauce?

what are some good headphones like over the ear, anything hifi in aliexpress?

oh and I'm also looking for a microsd, i can't decide which one, I need at least 128GB. Any other experiences/recs?

>the uk is like the US but run by women.
This is actually Norway - unless British customs have notes in Norwegian

Do you perform better with aerated taint&scrote?

- Superlux 668b
- Takstar Pro 82
That's about as good as it gets

nice thanks!

Fucking chinks

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