An $999 aluminium block with a gaping hole or a waifu

>irl whore
>$200 for at most an hour of pleasure, hotel not included
>is public cumtoilet
>is a bug roulette
>get shamed on twitter if the ho doesn't like your face
>Robowhore
>Exclusively belongs to you
>$350~$999 One time investment
>is multifunctional, can be dress up and cuddled every night or even as room decor prop
>Can enjoy it over and over until it breaks apart or your shaft bursts which ever came first

Link?

Yeah, but one will be warm and soft and move on its own

and will also find you disgusting and make fun of you behind your back to her whore friends

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Higher end robot waifus have built in warming, though you can can warm yours with an hair dryer or just warm it up with your own body heat, it will keep the heat for a while

One of them is illegal to buy and ship.

good for you. i really want a catdoll brand sexdoll, but the good ones are USD $2000 or more
guess the future is not here yet for us 3rd worlders

which one

Aluminium burns pretty well.
If you shred the metal stand it can become Thermite of sorts.
You just need a cheese grater to become a terrorist.

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they're illegal in Florida and Alabama. but legal literally everywhere else.

occasionally they'll get impounded by Customs for being pornographic but that really depends on the state in which the port it arrives stateside resides in, as does all material that's sexual.

I ordered a pair of lewd loli dakimakuras, one of Sylvie from Teaching Feeling and one of loli Shinobu from that -gatari series. Both were sexually explicit, with them flagrantly exposing their muffs, nipples, and ass. Both arrived through the same port and were shipped to me successfully but when I ordered another one that wasnt as lewd, it was seized for being "obscene". I received a notice in the mail like three weeks later and just got a refund. I found that the reason it was seized was because it came in though Hawaii, which bans loli and most porn. but when the others arrived though Oregon, they were inspected and cleared.

So be careful.

would post pics but on 4G

kek. nowadays they send the flat chested ones with some fake tits over in order to send them to australia

Illegal in Canada. Illegal in UK. Illegal in Australia.

what isn't illegal in those places holy fuck..

>Illegal in Australia
Only loli ones. If your doll has B cups or bigger (C cups for safety) then it's 100% legal. It's only ones modeled after children/that are flat that are illegal.

>An $999 aluminium block with a gaping hole or a waifu
does the waifu also have a gaping hole though?

Imagine living in a freedomless country.

it physically hurts me to know that civilized countries in the 21st century are this retarded.

not sure if that would really fool customs officers, but at least is something

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>not installing motors and warmer/wetter

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He's working on it

they're made to last around two years
five, tops

have sex, retard

>fake tits over in order to send them to australia
What's wrong with aussies? The flatter a girl's chest, the closer you are to her heart.

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so if you use it every day, 730 days * price of hooker in your area, lets say $150, saving of $100,000 over 2 years for a $1000 investment.

>we live in cyberpunk future without all the cool stuff

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So if I have an A cup and I get a doll made of myself it would be illegal?

you've clearly never banged women

post pics

It must be goddamn fustrating to live in a nonfree country

>would post pics but on 4G
Post them when you can. Wanna be safe when ordering.

they've held public executions of flat women outside parliament because they hate them so much
our obesity rates have shot up because of that

the constitution is actually GPL, look it up. bithc.

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the response I was looking for

I know a few people who are in their third year so far. And it shows no sign of slowing down.

so like they fuck their doll every day and its just cool and shit and life goes on and the doll doesn't even fall apart?
is this what you are telling me?

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Yes basically they have fucked their dolls so much but have had no issues so far. I would tell you to buy one if you can or get VR Waifu.

Ive saved up ¬1000eur for new PC
TIME TO SPEND MONEY ON DOLL

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Neck yourself, disgusting paedophile.

Buy a few dildos, plugs and other gay stuff since you're such a fag.

> shamed on twitter if the ho doesn't like your face

What did I miss?

> is a bug roulette
This is the biggest argument against casual sex and hookers. Condom protects you against pregnancy, hiv and some other fluid diseases but the majority of stds gets transferred regardless of condom.

In UK its praising the government and donating loaded kalashnikovs to your local mosque.

Yes

It's that expensive and they made it out of shit material like aluminium? KEK

At what speed should the bullets within the gun be delivered at

>warm and soft and move on its own
You sure?
The few I known just asked me when will I finish.

>warm and soft and move on its own
You have not seen the light.

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Why user.. why?

because you taking too long = cant mount the next cock = less revenue

>user is a nice guy, not really attractive though
>You're horny and know he will be an easy lay, plus you feel kinda bad for him since you know he doesn't have the best luck with girls
>Go back to his place, make out a bit
>He pulls down his pants, revealing a vienna sausage-style appendage
>Hopefully he's good with the tongue or fingers, because you know that doesn't have the slightest chance at getting you off
>You're laying on the bed, he climbs on top of you
>His overweight frame and masked, but noticeable body odor makes this a rather unpleasant experience
>He puts it in, you don't feel any penetration beyond the very front of the vagina
>He starts humping away, which shakes the bed and uncomfortably compresses your torso
>This goes on for 20 minutes, since his porn addiction and death grip masturbation makes it impossible for him to get off easily
>"H-hey user, do you think you're close"
>He thrusts harder, and eventually pulls out and finishes himself off onto you
>You take a shower to wash off the smelly jizz, feeling unsatisfied and slightly disgusted with yourself

I'm wasting time at work and have nothing better to do than write bullshit like this.

Man i feel bad for user because Im like him

>dick size doesn't matter

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Learn how to use your fingers in a woman.
Intense fingering can make a girl cum harder than any dick will, because you can move them really fast in a "come here" motion and focus right on the sensitive spots. Also lick/suck the nips.
If you can do that, and not be gross (smell, fat, etc), you'll have repeat business.

>exactly center of A zone
>not used since years ago

Sorry penis, you deserve better.

>$999 aluminium block with a gaping hole
What's that?

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>competing for used up slags

the state of Jow Forums

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I how wonder they gathered this data
self reported or asked subject femoids to choose from penis model or what

>2019
>not using hitachi wand

We can't post it.