We miss you Steve Jobs. You were truly the smartest CEO who ever lived

Not a problem. She's a slow reader.

Seems like you haven't ever read a book either if that looks like halfway to you.

Lean women don't have a nice handful of tits, or big tits for that matter. It's a very rare thing. And she's an instathot, so you can confidently assume they are fake.

Isn't it uncomfortable to read a hardcover with one hand, standing up while you have to hold your cup of coffee or whatever with your other hand? At least make it look believable; have her recline and flex her abs on a sofa, they'll look good, have a small table beside her with a coaster where she can rest her cup when she's not sipping it. And for god's sake have her read that damn book with both hands.

I'm Steve Jobs and so are you

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What's this cult shit?

Real boobs don't normally touch each other like that. If they are fake it's pretty hard to tell here tho.

The kind of look fake. But it's the good kind of fake.

what did she mean by this?

As far as I understand, Helga Lovekaty's tits are entirely natural. Unless she had a REALLY good operation, because artificial tits don't have the shape of hers when hanging free.

If he was alive, there wouldn't be such thing as Android today.

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Boobpedia says it's real: www.boobpedia.com/boobs/Helga_Lovekaty

>"Folks who want porn can buy and [sic!] Android phone." - Steve Jobs

>You were truly the smartest CEO who ever lived.

More like:

>You were the most ignorant and stubborn CEO that ever died because he was ignorant and stubborn when all the doctors told him he had a 98% chance of survival with the cancer he neded up with but decided he knew better than they and went with some BS holistic BS that ended up turning him into a shell of someone that would have a hard time being recognized as a man by most anyone outside of doctors that had to deal with HIV patients during the height of the AIDS period in the 80s and early 1990s where those folks were so emaciated from the disease there was hardly anything you could even call human sometimes.

Yep.

If you want to look like you're reading the book page to the middle of the book not the preface section of the book .... just saying.

I'm sorry, friend, but I don't think it's actually her who created the thread, I doubt she'll ever read your suggestion.

Wait. You mean super models *dont* post on this board?!

Well, maybe the LGBTQ ones do.

They're real but the bra is doing a lot of work.

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>talks people into buying shitty overpriced products
>missing him

I don't think so bro.

Steve Jobs was a man who knew how to get the right motherfucker in the right place.

mane I have to leave this shithole and migrate to Russia ASAP

Steve Jobs was the quintessential snake oil salesman and people envy his talent for scamming so many people.