Jow Forums humor thread
Jow Forums humor thread
Anyone got that comic of the apple office and a solar flare hits and humanity goes back to the stone age with all the tech littered everywhere?
>Linux creator
Dr. Pavel rejected our offer in favor of yours. We had to figure out what he told you.
Another comment was something like:
>Pretty accurate since they fuck you in the ass.
lmao
In the end of the 90 we keep hearing about theses holographics cd-roms, never seen one working properly.
kek got me
Was it worth it moot?
What the fuck is the guy on the left doing? Does he seriously have a membrane keyboard plugged into a laptop with a membrane keyboard?
Nigger, nobody write on his laptop keyboard.
>that balding faggot with the wool gloves
Also the two on the left look like flaming homosexuals.
>Linux creator
>Stallman
Wait a minute.
Believe it or not, one of the two guys on the left used to run a right wing extremist site
ganoo gentoo?
I thought they were left wing terrorist pedophiles
Not humor
>Linux creator
>Richard Stallman
Women combined with tweeter were a mistake.
I sometimes use two computers because shit needs heavy processing
that doesn't explain why you need two laptops, though
a reasonable answer might be "i'm bringing a friends' laptop back to him", but different kinds of work? why does that require two laptops?
>*starts twerking*
Always get me
Classic
something is compiling/rendering on one and you need to use the other in the meantime
what is niceness
Wouldn’t it make more sense to leave a workstation at home that you can rdp into instead of bring 2 laptops that can’t even multitask?
lol
m-moot?
>gloves and scarf
>in an office
>in California
There's always one in any crowd.
what the fuck is the office at -10 degrees? why are they all dressed like it's the fucking baltics?
>copy-paste python
>indentation is now fucked and the program won't run
it's actually right
>Mfw Machine Learning PhD student.
>Heavy AI courses in final year.
>Only two women in class
>One is a white girl, kinda fat, wears glasses, messy hair, unkempt appearance usually wears the same clothes for 2 days.
>Shes pretty decent at what she does, always gets b's or a's. Bit autistic, doesnt socialize at all.
>Other is bit thinner not by much. Red hair and lipstick. Average looking with fresh hot topic or pier 1 clothes I guess.
>Huge cunt, thinks shes good, gets d's. Tweets literally all fucking day. In projects too.
>mfw shes on my team for an assignment.
>She doesn't even know how to implement a weighted decision tree for basic shape recognition.
Women were a mistake.
> import lightgbm
ez pz.
yes it would but
>women
It works in a pussy to prevent STDs too
I hope something like this has legitimately happened. JavaScript retards deserve it.
most offices ive worked in in london are designed to be slightly chilly (warm wagies get sleepy)
Hahahaha "I'm gonna plug this USB keyboard into my laptop, it's fucking identical other than the colors and number pad but I'll feel like a real professional typing on my external Mac keyboard.
Based
Plot twist: right wing extremists and left wing pedos are the same exact people.
We're onto you, mossad.
moot...
So, I have three laptops but only really use one. Two are just for friends to use or for me to bring around if I don't want to risk losing or breaking my nice one. I understand people having multiple laptops if they are supplied by employers or school tho. If I had a laptop my company owned, I'd still bring my own to keep stuff separate. Since I have my own laptop I just use different users or kde activities to separate stuff tho.
That's the joke retard. Queen of the 4tards sold his soul to Eugooglia.
he's making the display taller so he's not hunching over a fucking laptop
I just want to make your post a bit more optimistic and not blame the laydeez... Anywhere that there is a difference in equality causes a bias to be given to those in the minority when it comes to selecting applicants whether it be for jobs or degrees. This can get so bad to the point where people are appointed to roles just for being a tranny-autist-nigger rather than on any merit.
holy shit
**changes slide as quickly as possible**
That's a big son.
Yup. One of the guys on the left also has a deep seated hatred of Australians as well.
RIP mootykins
All hail emperor hiroshimoot
please be real
That was literally painful to read.
That's not javascript
Fucking idiot
>that post about IIS fuckery
Too real...
You need your librebooted machine for when connecting to a network.
this is her social media linked directly from her github (7 repos of tutorials)
God damn, this bitch is so privileged.
social media was a mistake
It's pissing me off that the xir on the right has to wear a scarf and wool gloves indoors.
Jesus christ
check out her code guys
>women of silicon valley
yet another stereotypical example
makes herself look impressive on the surface, but there's nothing there
how they're able to survive with just the "fake it" part of "fake it till you make it" is beyond me
who pays these people?
they aren't employed to do work, only promote the company on social media and fulfill mandated quotas. google literally budgets these people as separate expenses. the real performers at google are never seen or heard from publicly.
No, but I'd love for a big solar flare to hit. Shit would be wild
Cute but would be better as a jpeg or png without the Matrix background
>normies
classic
Someone actually explain this please
It's a clown world, bro
Nothing is real
>lens is round
>sensor is square
>picture is square
>???
>profit
image projection, like when you look at a map of the world it is nromally flat. Yet the Earth is round
>python tutorial
>updated last June
>AI Programming Director
Holy fuck, is that company fake or is she the CEO’s daughter/sex slave?
>pupil is round
>computer screen's picture is square
>???
the image sensor is square
the only reason the lens isn't square is because it's easier to manufacture that way