What's the comfiest job you've had user?

What's the comfiest job you've had user?

For me, it's my current one. I get paid a shitload of money to write sql queries and some python scripts. I have "engineer" in my title but I nearly failed physics in college. Since a lot of my work relies on massive amounts of data computation, I get to browse around online while my jobs run. I'm one of the more knowledgeable people in the office, so even 4 hours of productivity a day will get me through my sprints with ease. 6 figure salary plus perks. No weekend stress at all, and even if I'm tired I can always go home to Tyrone. Oh, and we have comfy cubicles like pic.

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Data Scientist (TM)(C)(R) here, i do lots of SQL queries and i automate a lot of the jobs. so i squeeze a lot of work at the beginning of the project then i just sail through freetime later on. pretty comfy job, except that it is open office which is AIDS.

>What's the comfiest job you've had user?
super high pay and super comfy

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Not really a job but I got paid.
>student council president at a large university
>get my own office with great sound isolation
>fuck freshmen girls in there once a week
>answer stupid emails from students and faculty with pre-written messages

Big data engineer?

>job
lol

Comfiest is definitely my current job.
> Know more about extremely complex aircraft than anyone else
> Also know how to program and analyze data
> get paid six figures to make plots and write Jupyter notebooks
> They give me whatever technology I ask for so I have four monitors and a top tier workstation

This is pretty goddamn sweet

The environment ruins it everytime. One job I had people surrounding me who fell for the standing desk meme. They were taller than the cubical walls and all of them faced me so it was if i had people staring me down all day. Another job had shared cubicles and my neighbor also had his shit facing right at me. Then my latest nightmare has been an open office. I swear to go every job i go to i'm put into these torture chambers where people just stare at you all day.

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Oh fuck. I have a standing desk staring at someone. I'll just wink if you catch my eye next time.

I am a federal government accountant.
Easiest job ever.

>here's a Batman for your thread

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