What is the minimum you can do to get some bloke over at the NSA to do research on your online presence?

What is the minimum you can do to get some bloke over at the NSA to do research on your online presence?
>Make a realistic school shooting joke a fellow students reports to the police.
>posting racist images on Korean message board
>connecting to the Tor Network/proxy server
>posting of picture of you standing with Milo Yiannopoulos.
>using a "bad site," like presstv.com or wikilieaks.
etc. I'm talking an analyst writing something about you, not just your emails getting analyzed by an AI monster.
Have their even been any leaked documents on the criteria used to prioritize potential threats?

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her boyfriend is 7'1 white uberchad btw

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Look at the jaw/chin.

look up the nsa prism wordlist for words that will get you tagged for automatic watching, but desu using Jow Forums probably puts you on that automatically
the only times the nsa is likely to review you manually is in situation where you don't want to be reviewed manually because it'll lead to a physical visit from the police, like making a school shooting threat like you say or have somebody report you for suspicious activity e.g., cody'slab getting reported for making jokes about homemade nuclear reactors

and that's a good thing

why do women wear such ridiculous looking shoes?

Why would you care about women shoes, are you a faggot?

>they expect teenage males [spoiler]and females[/spoiler] to concentrate while looking at that

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What a whore. She knows exactly what she's doing.

>not wanting women to make themselves look less attractive with clown gear makes you a faggot
t. virgin

Found the sandnigger.

>even noticing her shoes
Faggot spotted.

What is she doing? All I see is her awkwardly walking around and writing on a whiteboard with a piece of white chalk for some reason.

She's cute. Almost passes. Does anyone have audio of her voice?

I need more pics of this girl

Her boobs are too big and thats a problem for society at large.

>teehee, I'm not doing anything!
Pretending to be retarded isn't cute, user.

>Her boobs are too big
>too big

every time that somebody post that video it got the same replies
don't you have a geography (or english, if you aren't american) teacher in high school?

The only way that girl could possibly effectively teach any of that is if she inscribed a hemisphere on each tit

Who's this whore already?

I think you just solved ADHD in males.

The chin is weak but the real issue is the low hyoid.

gladiator sandals make me solid

It's a very common fetish

>clown gear
toplelo

just search for
how
to bu3lt
a rad3ioact3ve c3sium 137 d3rty b3omb

have fun

Incel seethe

I don't know about NSA, but CIA spies on everyone who learns even the smallest bit of history

Let's find out!

Who's first?

NSA doesn't give a shit about most of that.

nobody writes reports about that shit it's not 1970s.
your data is collected and evaluated by ai, if you get bad total score you're checked by the operator, you need to be actual threat or a resource (politician, businessman etc) for a report to be written.

He's African-American, I hope?

KYS

start a terrorist forum outside the jurisdiction/reach of US law enforcement

Pretty sure the way the world is right now, if it's specifically the NSA and other types of spook agencies around the global you want to attract the attention of, visiting websites belonging to militant Islamic and terrorist organisations is the way to go.

Here in the UK, behind visiting Islamic extremist websites, probably visiting websites belonging to Dissident Irish Republicans, or being in communication with members of Dissident Irish Republican groups or suspected members is a sure fire way to get put on a watch list and a profile to start on you.

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Damn, I haven't seen this clip since I was in college, thanks for reminding me about the good times I used to have with all the other nerds at that place. I remember the first time I saw that video, someone in the comments was like "man, I'd NEVER skip class if I had her!". I guess having her as a teacher would make things a bit hard if you're the type to jerk off during class. Most American girls used to look like this, but now most girls are fat and the few that aren't are all psychopaths, shit sucks.

As far as getting the NSA to look into your shit, probably going on ISIS sites is your best bet. Also by trying to hoard CP, but with that it's an all or nothing type of situation, either nothing happens or everything happens. One of the security experts at my old work told us during a presentation that you won't get v& if you get into a situation like going on /sp/ and accidentally stumbling into CP, they only go after people if they see a pattern of the person collecting kiddie porn.

have sex

What is this post supposed to convey? (I understand the expression he's making, I just don't see how it's relevant to this thread.)

fretful face
body's okay

All me.

Literally tfw no gf. Posted in response to a cute girl.

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bend over

NSA doesn't investigate people directly. And even if they do, what's the matter, do you have something to hide?

Have. Sex.

Should i lube your ass first or not?

>white
rofl at this whiteboi incel cope

Find yourself in google dipshit if you want to RESEARCH then you should go fuck off and never come back on 4 Chan fucking autist

based female

t. small hands

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just like the bogdanovs

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Fuck off Muhammad

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no, they dont expect low energy nu-males concentrating. they expect young, fit professionals with a functioning family and healthy, loving young sexlife who dont watch anime porn 24/7 to be adults and separate their job from their private interests

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

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i want sex

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fuck off, muslim nigger

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look at all the sweat
just contemplate the taste of her butthole

Literally WHO IS SHE SOMEONE GIVE A NAME OR AN INSTAGRAM PAGE for the love of

no one knows
people mistook a random instathot for her ages ago and she got alot of followers off of it until she cleared up that she wasn't this girl.

same desu

it's op seething at 4channelers

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Oh, please OP. Have you ever rrad any useful thread that starts with that webm? No? That is because it's the perfect bait. Next time, IF you want actual replies, use another thing. You may consider this thread a failure right from the first post.

Uhhhhh.. I'm pretty sure that no one expects an hormonal teenager to be anything but a failure.

It is a good thing to humanity that r9k are genetic dead ends. They unironically will breed their shitty cuckhold genetics out of the white genepool.

Based r9k cuckposter.

he could do way better, she is plain as day

Healthy young men are horny as fuck and would be distracted.
If they arent there's something wrong with them(You).

those are some nice moire patterns

whats my favorite toy tho?

Are you American? Are you located within the United States? Then they are prevented by statute from investing you..

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gib mommy!

Mating press
Is the best
Put your teacher
To the test

OP is a fag and looking for a personal army to assist "him". Jow Forums is not your personal army bud.

what did some boy call you a trans fag when you wore your soiboi skirt to school?

just punch him in the face instead of trying to swat him you cuck.

if i was in that class i would be counting boob jiggles. cus i saw the jiggle and here is bonertown.

>tfw no awkward weather girl gf

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wish she had at least a little tone in her arms, feasibility makes the dream work

Name?

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how do you get cesium 137 ?(without live in brazil)

Is he autistic in real life? Why does he play autist-like characters so well?

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Start selling guns?

Not your fucking business.

he's just a good actor, see his film with steve carrell if you need to see him doing something different

What a whore.

I've seen him play non-autists really well too, but the way he plays autists is pretty fascinanting and seems hard to pull off for a non-autismal.

If anything she's wearing pretty modest clothes. What makes you think she's a whore?

I can understand the argument that she's showing off and she shouldn't do it in school (if it's a school), but I do not understand the whore argument. So no one should look halfway decent in order not to be called whores?

>I can understand the argument that she's showing off and she shouldn't do it in school
How is she showing off though? Just by having a decent body? I truly might be too autistic to understand.

>I can understand the argument that she's showing off...
I did not say I "thought" she was showing off. I can just understand the argument if it was that.

I'll reply to this bait
>skin tight top to show off every curve (beeg tiddies)
>thigh length dress
>strappy stripper foot wear

This is Jow Forums so comments like this are either said with irony, from incels who are just stupid or a mix of the two. She just looks like a normal person giving a presentation.

Be a white male.

God I want to see some black cock in her really bad.

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Allah predicted the zog botnet and vaccinated his people accordingly against it.

google some shit like "i like children" and the NSA van will be in front of your home in around 30 minutes.

it is actually a good way to get to talk to someone if you are feeling lonely.

I know 100% for a fact from reading leaked docs that NSA has cooperation from most common file hosting sites and that they watch and setup certain files and bait files. If you download some Arabic book on explosives you are guaranteed to show up but then you will be discarded as you are a pale white kid who lives in your mom's basement and not some guy name Abu Muhammed who lives in Jordan and has an uncle at Guantanamo.