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Interested in buying classic sony Ericson and small sony phones
Are they legit? This is my first time.
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if these are burner phones for drug dealing they are legit enough
if you're into collecting they are legit enough
if you need them to travel back in time and stop y2k or some other catastrophe you have to try for the sake of humanity

omg hahahaha

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w2c chinkshit version

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when's the big sale? did i get memed?

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dear friend, please understand, many wishes

What's the current best 802.11ac APs? Too poor for ubiquiti

Just a nostalgiafag

Any decent plastic darts out there with some weight to them?

understandable

it says refurbished so parts might not be original or not in great condition. 4.2/5 is very low for aliexpress. it seems everyone in the customer reviews received what they ordered but half of them weren't satisfied enough to rate 5 stars. check ebay, looks like you can get a used phone with the original battery and all for less than what it costs on aliexpress.

based

Ok but they have variety at aliexpress

What's the cheapest phone that can be rooted quickly and run LineageOS or similar?

Netgear R7800

My friend want a cheapshit mic. Could be a modmic or desktop mic.
Any recs? Is the BM-800 still the meme?

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>aff_platform
I wonder what this could mean.

Are there any decent toy digital cameras for kids or should I just get a beat-up old "real" camera?

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Yes I would also like this recommendation?

I was wondering about this too. I would like to have something akin to a sony rx100 series but I have very little use for it and I would be retarded If I bought one.

Do chinks even make something like this?

I need an audio switcher like this: aliexpress.com/item/x/32852823220.html
But I need it for RCA. I can't find anything like that.

Leeco le 2, leeco le s3, xiaomi redmi 5 plus.

>BM-800
you do realize that those microphones are just 80% design and 20% receiver?
I've got a zoom h2n. I don't want you to throw $150 for a recorder, but it's the best mic (which doubles as a standalone recorder) money can get.
I'd suggest getting at least a zoom h1n or get nothing at all.
the mic on your headphones is probably the same quality as those "twitch thot" microphones.

why don't you get an audio mixer. It's a bit more, but it's more versatile and you can run anything on it.

other than xiaomemes, chinks don't make worthwhile high tech or anything requiring high precision manufacturing. it's hard to recommend a digital camera other than your phone if you don't want to spend 2-3 hundred on an entry-level or a used mid-tier point and shoot or dslr/mirrorless. maybe try but ignore their advice about old analog cameras, you have to take them to a shop to develop the film and you miss out on the digital post-production process.

Based. The 00s were the most aesthetically pleasing decade.

bm-800 + sabrent usb sound card or Neewer NW-3U

>w810i
That's the phone I had many many years ago. Got a K750i after it

I meant toy cameras, something colorful with just a couple buttons that you can give to a preschool kid to have fun with. Potato tier IQ is not a problem, I'm more concerned about build quality.

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>maybe try but ignore their advice about old analog cameras, you have to take them to a shop to develop the film and you miss out on the digital post-production process.
I already have an old soviet zenit ET camera that's fully analog (even the lightmeter is selenium). It's fun to play with but developing is a massive pain in the butt and like I said I'm not interested in photography as a hobby, it's more of an exercise with toys for me.

Hence the reason I was asking about a cheap aliexpress point and shoot that doesn't look like a throwback to 2007.

4.2/5 is low? Newfag here, why?

Is the Chink Shit Randomizer broken? All i get is a blank page below the options

just get a used nikon d40 for less than $100 (body only) and about $140 with the lense.

aliexpress asks for feedback from the buyer and the buyer will often rate 5 stars just for receiving the item even if the quality isn't particularly great. so you'll often see items with 5.0 or 4.9 ratings. but check the actual reviews for context, an item could have a low rating just because a few people didn't receive the item to their country and you would likely not run into the same problem to your country.

crosslinking from /iem/ general.
can anyone give some advice.

>I want to have total isolation from the surrounding noise
get etymotics earphones if you want isolation, they're literally earplugs with speakers inside them. the cheapest ety is probably "ety kids" at $40

Reading the 1-3 star reviews usually gives some insight to why the rating is that low. Quality problems and such

It's been 4 days o ordered (expensives) things on AliExpress why the chinks haven't sent the items yet. The service is disgusting.

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How do I avoid aliexpress asking me to log in when all I want to do is browse? I'm using icecat and macchanger, but I think it's targeting certain IPs or ISPs.

I spent about ten minutes feeding the captcha false information, just because. I think everyone should take a little time out of their day to make life more difficult for google.

1. Make account
2. Make sure there is no multiple devices browsing aliex on same ip
3. They are forcing you to use mobile app

>this pls

use default chromium without extensions

i finally placed the order on the iems.
prepare your anuses.

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To answer my own question, site:aliexpress.com "term" works reasonably well. If you have the direct page link it doesn't try to cockblock you. (That also goes for bookmarks.)

lolno

>why don't you get an audio mixer. It's a bit more, but it's more versatile and you can run anything on it.
I actually already have a small 4-1 audio mixer. The problem is that I need at least 3 outputs. Most cheap mixer have at max 2 which is why I was looking for a switcher instead of a mixer. But I guess you can't really have such "specialized" equipment for chink prices.

Why can't I find Kobo readers on AliExpress?

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Try the Xiaomeme YI-M1. They sell for ~$250 on aliexpress, but be careful, a lot of them are coming with overdischarged batteries(won't take a charge again). Unless you are in US/EU/RU, you will get trouble shipping a replacement battery. I myself had to manually "revive" the batteries using some workaround(basically opening the battery pack and feeding a dc voltage for a few secs, until there's enough volts across the battery cells inside for the camera to accept it).

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Why don't you search better?

type in Kobo, get plenty results, what are you doing user

anyway, is Kobo the recommended e-reader to get from our Chinese frens?

I must say /csg/ really kept me alive the last 3 years. Thank ya all for that.

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how do you not get your shit seized from customs?
I've been ordering about 20 things in this year and 4 of those got stuck in customs

Will I get cancer if I order chink pepper mill?

Only got 2 things stuck in customs. One that really was more than 22€ and one that was not which I got after 2 minutes in customs office.

>emoji sticker
>emoji kissen
>schlafmaske süß

nigga wat u doin

Gifted them to female humans.

I got a little under a 100 orders, never had this issue
some shit does take a long ass time though

maybe yes, people in the previous thread were going mad over a wooden spoon
but if you consider that these pepper mills are made in china when you buy them locally anyway, might as well get em from china directly

Xiaomi hybrid or hybrid pro? Going to purchase one but not sure which ones better.

Is Aliexpress premium shipping anything like DHL, or is it just chinkery?

Tin T2

out of 293 orders, how many disputes or items that got lost?

I just found out, all postmen WILL ALSO HAVE MONDAY OFF REEEEEEEEEEEEE!

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What country is this?

Denmark

Guys, I am looking for help. I bought a Global version of the Xiaomi A2 from china. Now one speaker of it does not longer work. How do I repair it on warranty?
Do I even get warranty? Anyone ever tried?
I do not think the chinks want to handle it, and neither do I want to ship them a phone.

only warranty you're gonna get is by sending it back to China. It will probably be cheaper for you to order the replacement speaker part off Aliexpress and repair it yourself (or have a phone repair tech in your country do it).

>Leaving Postal services to PostNord
You guys asked for it, you deserve this.
There were reports that the wheels on some of these postal bikes were in such a bad condition the wheel was barely turning. PostNord only provides one star servie, and that is how it always will be.

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dragon boats
expect shipment on tuesday

Recomendations on chink shit i can buy to "upgrade" my car?

Glock 19

a bunch of leds

Those are Austrian.

LED interior lights
Vinyl decals for rear window
Halo Headlights
Underglow kit
Short Ram intake
Poly sway bar bushings
Strut brace
New stereo head unit

I'm too poor for Felco, what are some other good bypass pruning shears?

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Tire pressure display

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Rear view camera and screen

The seller for the 'fake' daniel wellingtons I had saved has been removed from ali express. I wanted a second one since they're actually real, and very nice for the price. Anyone have a link for another listing?

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aliexpress.com/item/32969079575.html
looks pretty kino for a $200 dollar laptop
they sell 300 and 400ish models as well, thoughts?

do you need the logo? they're easy to find without logos if you search for dw watch

Have you heard of the Clock app, which can be found on any chink smartphone? It is very useful.

Well, the listing I bought from displayed no logos, but the review pictures did. I'd only pay the money if reviews say they're legit. No point getting a no name one when the real ones exist for cheap.

Have you ever owned foot wear that don't look like these? Not that you'd give a fuck :)

Probably not

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i like wooden toy camera

I don't think this is allowed in this thread.

I dont think it's allowed to be a litte bitch in this thread. sftu

reviews look good to me but i guess if you want the logo it's worth looking for it. you could message sellers too in case they have it just that they're not allowed to list it on aliexpress.

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Hardbass stickers

Adidas stripes

We are buying cheap products, at times of questionable quality, we are all idiots.
These videos are just another idiot.

I'm thinking of buying this based on the above. Is there any reason I shouldn't, /csg/?

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Can anyone recommend some non-shit bluetooth earphones?
I'd mainly use them while in bed.

Boris pls

get your chink party masks here

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I don't see the problem with buying a leeco phone if you just want root and decent (~2 year old) hardware, but know that leeco is literally a dead company, the CEO got arrested and their old website is dead, from what I've read online they're going through restructuring and rebranding. This information is probably irrelevant to you though.

I remember when my rich parents made me clean oysters for them the first time, and it had a big ass sea worm crawling out of it, YUCK!

Anbes 359

gross

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did he died

yes