Have you put up your christmas decorations yet Jow Forums?

have you put up your christmas decorations yet Jow Forums?

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no

in the process

better put them up so santa knows

We dont believe in Santa, instead theres a Grandfather Frost here desu (even though technically they are the same Saint Nicholas, i believe concept of grandpa frost existed before christian times desu)

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why would I scorn Allah with such a degenerate practice

Western santa was designed by coca cola so there are probably a bunch of 'original' versions
Hopefully grandfather frost brings you your pills desu

get allah to bring you a bomb

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i have a tiny christmas tree. it's less than 1m tall
does that count?

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No that's gay like you and your mom

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but more importantly, why did seija (my wife(2hu)) dressed up like santa?

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I would but virtual jihad is so much more honorable
youtube.com/watch?v=YxDGlWx8bs4
today I prayed for an assault rifle in PUBG and allah answered

no get a bigger one unless you want jokes about your manhood

good question
i too wonder why (seija(ur cute wife)(2hu))) is dressed up as santa

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get allah to bring you a cute feetish girl uwu

fuck you let me larp

but i like it and it's small enough to fit on my desk

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is what I suggested not compatible with larping??

at least you are getting into the christmas spirit, smol benis brit
nice work

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but having a smaller tree makes the festiveness more concentrated you dumb kiwi
maybe i just don't feel the need to overcompensate by getting a huge tree

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to be honest the only decoration I've put up is some tiny solar powered santa
and some nutcrackers I got ages ago in the USA :/

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overcompensate for what

I don't celebrate Christmas.

hmh? so no tree?
what does the solar powered thing do? i had a solar powered penguin but i threw it in a dark cupboard because it made an annoying clattering noise.
smolle benin

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do you have a small pinis?

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noo
dumb russia

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We do have a tree but it's not up yet
The santa just glows and sits there like a lemon
Also to set the record straight my dick is above average size

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My roommate leaves her chirstmas tree up year round so yes

hold on something doesnt add up
why would you mention overcompensating if your bepnis isnt small?

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>above average
sure.... smalle christmas tree kiwi

nooo the kiwi started it
he said my tree was too small

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tell me your size now or face the consequences

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Anything below 8 inches is small
k goodnight faggots

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wrong

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noooo

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surely you can't be smaller than the certain other anons
don't be a pussy britbong

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haha dicklet

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>sits there like a lemon
care to explain this analogy

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It's not Christmas decoration, it's New Years decorations. Christmas in Russia - 7th Jan.

imagine being... under 4 inches... lole... just imagine being a dicklet of that level haha...

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noo other anons have asked me before and i haven't told them either
why do you want to know anyway? dumb homo

isn't the average ~5.5" ?

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Must be truly pathetic LOLE

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God I miss tsunspain

I was going to laugh at you if you were smaller than me that's all, just some banter

Yeah lole, just imagine seeing a boy with a benis that size and cracking up laughing then stepping on it wouldn't that be crazy

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Sad!
5.5 meters maybe

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nah he was gay

not smaller but not much bigger either

what. noo tjat is TOO Big

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maybe FOR YOU

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I have some lights in my window sill
nothing else yet though

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t. wants this thread to remain about his penis

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for any normal sized human being

someone who lives nearby covers the the front of his house in christmas lights
it's pretty impressive desu

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I'm deleting this thread now because it's bed time
Gudnite Jow Forums (and niceway)

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akarin substitute

goodnight akari substitute poster

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goodnite
sleep tight

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Christmas lights in summer sounds weird
Why don't you move your christmas so that it's in june or something?

goode nite friend~

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Yes right after Thanksgiving